WTF is the ship name for Blitz, Mox, and Mills?

If Blitz X Moxxie X Millie has ten shippers, then I am one of them. If Blitz X Moxxie X Millie has only one shipper then that is me. If Blitz X Moxxie X Millie has no shippers, then that means I am no longer on this earth

[helluva-poly]

Welcome to Helluva-Poly! The blog mostly centered around MBM (Millie/Blitzo/Moxxie) but tbh I ship Blitzo with a lot of characters on the show hence the blog being named Helluva-Poly rather then something more directly MBM related

Just in case the person I'm reblogging from might not be comfortable with it, I'll only tag my own posts with ships

I usually focus on Blitzo centered relationships though I do also ship Loona with Vortex and Bee but that probably won't come up very much

I also obvs ship Fizz & Ozzie and Moxxie & Millie

I currently ship Blitzo with:

Moxxie Moxxie + Millie Fizzarolli Stolas Fizzarolli + Ozzie + Stolas Moxxie + Millie + Fizzarolli Moxxie + Millie + Fizzarolli + Ozzie Moxxie + Millie + Fizzarolli + Ozzie + Stolas

I WILL NEVER ship Blitzo with: Loona, Octavia, Barbie Wire, Or any other minor or family member of Blitzo's because that's disgusting

[helluva-poly]

Kill them all! Kill them all! Kill them all!

[helluva-poly]

He hunt

[knightinink]

This is so stupid I’m so sorry-

[artyphex]

"Husk would be jealous of Angel's work-" Nah bro this is the vibe

[fizzierolli]

fizz is SUCH a flirt omg

[elisenel]

This prolly doesn't make sense but I couldn't stop thinking about fizzarozzie getting Lucifer's blessing 🐤✨

[blitzwhore]

I can't stop mumbling "I'm the fucking chupracadupra" to myself and giggling jsdjjssk

[sipsythe]

[lilivae]

The short was so good today, just wanted to doodle this little guy!

[purgatorysanctuary]

I sometimes think about what if Vox was the hotel’s benefactor instead of Alastor,,

As you can see, he handles Lucifer much differently

[greykolla-art]

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

[helluva-poly]

*Right before Angel & Husk's wedding*

Cherri Bomb: "Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend"

Charlie: "Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well"

Vaggie: "I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!"

Alastor, panicked: "I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE"

[helluva-poly]

Charlie: "Just be yourself!"

Angel: "Be myself'?! Charlie, I have one day to win Husk over! How long did it take before you guys started liking me?"

Sir Pentious: "Couple weeks"

Vaggie: "Six months"

Alastor: "Jury’s still out"

Angel: "See, Charlie? 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?"

[helluva-poly]

Vaggie: "If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous"

Sir Pentious: "What if it bites me and it dies!?"

Angel: "Then you’re poisonous. Fucks sake, Pen, learn to listen!"

Niffty: What if it bites itself and I die?

Husk: "That’s voodoo"

Charlie: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Alastor: "That’s correlation, not causation"

Egg Minion: "What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?"

Angel: "That’s kinky"

Vaggie, suddenly rethinking the half year exterminations: "Oh my God"

[helluva-poly]

Charlie: "Time for plan G"

Husk: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

Charlie: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties"

Angel: "What about plan D?"

Charlie: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago"

Vaggie: "What about plan E?"

Charlie: "I’m hoping not to use it. Sir Pentious dies in plan E"

Alastor, who was not here half a second ago: "I like plan E!"

[greykolla-art]

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚