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“If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.”
“She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.”
“Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”
“It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.”
“It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.”
“Without hope or agenda - Just because it’s Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you.”
“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
“Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.“
“And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger.”
“He says no one’s gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.”
“I could just have him murdered.”
“Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”
“Shit, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said “shit” - twice. I’m so sorry.”
“But… you never talk to me. […] You don’t like me.”
“Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else…“
“Yes, but you’ve also made a fool out of me, and you’ve made the life I lead foolish, too!”
“Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”
“Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?“
“Basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?”
“There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?”
“Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?”
“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”
“You turned out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.”
“No, no, we’ll want to have sex in every room. Including yours.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.“
“I don’t want something I need. I want something I want.”
“No-one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.”
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.“
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