HellWrites

she/her, bi-ace, kink+ same username on Bluesky, SpecialHell on AO3 multifandom multishipper

[redstonedust]

i guess DNI lists do work in the sense that sometimes i see a user with a DNI full of so many crazy specific discourse topics and opinions that i immediately think "this person is extremely exhausting to be around and/or fourteen years old" and lose all desire to follow them. so like. it did its job. in a way.

[longstoryshort-143]

supernatural is crazy because you could have one episode exploring how sometimes you have to have faith without any miracles and then you’ll have one episode where gandhi is trying to eat sam

[roboticnebula]

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

[imjunebitch]

anyway if u watch the new Harry Potter show in any way for any reason you're part of the problem. if you pirate it you're part of the problem, if you "watch it critically" you're part of the problem, if you watch it for the purpose of a smug little video essay pointing out some problematic element in it, you're part of the problem. it doesn't matter if some element of the show is problematic, the show existing is problematic. don't give it any revenue or contribute to its cultural relevance. boycott it and let it wither on the fucking vine

[hellwrites]

Also, don't watch or interact with content that is talking about it. No YouTube videos, no tiktoks, no reels

[quietwingsinthesky]

there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)

[mountaintop-daydreaming]

this is wip (only exists in my mind when i listen to that one specific song) erasure

[hellwrites]

non-bonary is a term for skeletons

[hellwrites]

If you're an enby who's also asexual, does that make you non-bonery?

[stars-bean]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[procyonloser]

nurse Steve surgeon Dustin is that anything

But like Steve still 100% babysat Dustin and the other gremlins when they were younger so they have a weird ass relationship now

[hellwrites]

Why is the Tumblr logo Snake now?

[selanpike]

i've been rewatching stargate sg-1 as background noise while doing other things

sg-1 is a polycule and i will not be convinced otherwise

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!

[munsonmanor]

Even more HOH Steve headcanons because I cant get him out of my head

-he pretends he just “likes” sitting on the end at restaurants but really it’s so his good ear faces the table.

-he loves subtitles now and will gaslight everyone like “no it’s just easier to follow the plot,” while eddie’s like “sure, babe, totally not because you miss half the dialogue.”

-he’s freakishly good at spotting when someone else is pretending they heard something they didn’t, so he’ll just jump in like, “they asked if you want a soda,” super casual, and bail them out.

-he secretly loves loud concerts now because everyone expects to be half-deaf and yell “WHAT?” all night, so for once he’s not the only one missing stuff.

-when the aid beeps low-battery at him, he grumbles “rude” out loud every time like it personally insulted him, and the kids start answering, “same.”

- he weaponizes it during sleepovers at the wheelers…takes the aid out, lies down on the couch, and is like “sorry, can’t hear you, bedtime for me,” while the kids are still yelling about high scores.

-he absolutely pretends his hearing aid is a spy gadget for the younger kids, taps it and goes “Henderson, I’m getting something on the comms,” and dustin just about vibrates out of his skin.

[grimpowrrs]

If I had a nickel for every time a movie made the alt/goth girl change her appearance for the jock love interest, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s odd that it happened twice.

[hellwrites]

And then there's Ten Inch Hero which did it to the alt boy instead

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

[penny-anna]

I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

[penny-anna]

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.

[cipheramnesia]

If Han came to me with this kind of question, I would be very supportive and make sure he didn't uncomfortable about having to ask the question because most of all this is about his feelings.

However, I would also desperately need to know if Luke used the force on that thang, and Han also knows I would ask, which is why he never brings these problems to me.

[penny-anna]

[infectiouspiss]

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media