Little Miss Cotard

genuine weezer fan || TOY/IT/SHE, 24 || this park is not recommended for minors || be warned, I'm horny sometimes || probably been in more explosions than you

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if you like my posts, my art, or the music i make over at @cornsnakemusic please consider donating (or even commissioning your own music or art) over on ko-fi, it would really mean a lot

Support CornSnake

Support CornSnake

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it turns out ko-fi cannot be used for donations and they're gonna terminate my account if I dont stop accepting them so

we're gonna phase this out and get a paypal link sorted. if anyone has any other suggestions I'll gladly take them, too

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Go to paypal.me/cornsnakemusic and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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I'm the piety critic and i believe in it so you don't have to

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the incredible filmmaking talent of director Quentin Tarantino made great strides by inspiring a whole new generation of white guys who love the n word to get into directing

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the incredible filmmaking talent of director Quentin Tarantino made great strides by inspiring a whole new generation of white guys who love the n word to get into directing

[cicero-not-cisero]

We all live with the worst least communicative most needy headmate ever and her name is Gut Microbiome

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[durbikins]

Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.

[auramgold]

christian bpd girl: god has chosen me to be disfavoured, such that none will ever stay with my sinful self unless i repent

atheist bpd girl: material conditions explain why people abandon me, a material flaw of my person

agnostic bpd girl: no one knows why my girlfriend doesn't text me back

[low-polly]

oh, this isn't estrogen. it's jestrogen

[juney-blues]

i think i've mentioned before but ever since getting on estrogen, crying has been about the same but i've found it way easier to laugh. some silly bullshit that would've only gotten a nose snort out of pre-estrogen me is now enough to send me into hysterics. its awesome.

[juney-blues]

a single conveniently placed sticker falls off of my vial and reveals i've actually been taking clowngirl estrogen

[doomsayersrequiem]

Jestrogen

[low-polly]

it is a shame i do not have synthesizer girls to talk to. They tend to be great at fucking around with bipolar knobs

[thediscossessed]

If you ever thought for a damn second about giving this website money because they add little pride flag decals I'm gonna need you to put that paper into a trans woman's Bank account ok thnx

[lakemojave]

Understand that it's not just annoying or cringe to have tumblr merch. If you're buying shit from their merch store, you're putting money in the pockets of people who have contributed to the mass harassment and deplatforming of trans women and people of color for a decade or more.

[renixie]

for the hands & gloves enjoyers in the crowd

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok