Obsidian Blood

My name is PROFESSOR Helmintio, you uneducated piece of shit, and I'm here to teach you. It might be hard, but I'm up for the challenge. After all, if scientists can teach dumb animals to respond to rewards and punishments, surely your learnings will be successful too. I run the potions department and if you break into my greenhouses, I will break your face. Anyway, ignore the older posts in my blog here, I don't really like deleting stuff about my past.

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Hey look! What do you know... I'll be teaching the department for the first time this quarter, so look your best.

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wow look at all these redheads someone might think you have a fetish, certainly not any other professor, just you

Not interested at all in redheads :)

But I'll gladly use my blog to torment others.

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[grett]

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I see you haven't responded to my post, Razik.

[coldhandsclammyfingers]

I am not one to gush to my students about my personal life, but I suppose at some point I should explain my background…

I’ve taught at the Academy for several years, and came to Otherworlde with several of my friends. Most of them have died, or left, but I’ve stayed because I enjoy teaching. I’ve…

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Welcome to my office, said the spider to the fly: I am not one to gush to my students about my personal life, but I…

so did you mix up tumblr with okcupid

[coldhandsclammyfingers]

This is my blog and I can do what I want, brat fellow professor. At least the content I have here is much more appropriate than some of the things on your tumblr, hm?

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I give it 24 hours before you start looking at the redhead porn tag. 48 hours before your blog becomes nsfw. In fact I might just go there now and reblog stuff for you, because that’s what bros do. 

[coldhandsclammyfingers]

Please, I have better self-control than that. 

Besides, I still have to finish up with my assignments.

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Like you're really going to finish your assignments up when you have redhead porn on your dash. 

[coldhandsclammyfingers]

I am not one to gush to my students about my personal life, but I suppose at some point I should explain my background…

I’ve taught at the Academy for several years, and came to Otherworlde with several of my friends. Most of them have died, or left, but I’ve stayed because I enjoy teaching. I’ve…

[helmintio-blog]

Welcome to my office, said the spider to the fly: I am not one to gush to my students about my personal life, but I…

so did you mix up tumblr with okcupid

[coldhandsclammyfingers]

This is my blog and I can do what I want, brat fellow professor. At least the content I have here is much more appropriate than some of the things on your tumblr, hm?

[helmintio-blog]

I give it 24 hours before you start looking at the redhead porn tag. 48 hours before your blog becomes nsfw. In fact I might just go there now and reblog stuff for you, because that's what bros do. 

[coldhandsclammyfingers]

I am not one to gush to my students about my personal life, but I suppose at some point I should explain my background…

I’ve taught at the Academy for several years, and came to Otherworlde with several of my friends. Most of them have died, or left, but I’ve stayed because I enjoy teaching. I’ve...

[helmintio-blog]

so did you mix up tumblr with okcupid

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Stockings/garters/corsets? Hmmmmmmmm?

*blushes* I do kind of like stockings, but I guess there are obvious reasons for that. As for garters and corsets, nah. I don't really care.

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Gore

Bleh. No. I don't like causing people pain. I like pain myself but I think gore might be a bit inappropriate for the situation, especially if there are two loving people interacting with each other.

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Hair?

Hair is a fetish? Uhh... I like nice hairstyles, but not like... hairy bodies?

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Beastiality?

No. I already answered that in a previous ask. :|

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Mucophilia. (creeped out yet?)

Okay this is just disgusting. This doesn't fall into my "I'm openminded for what you like" category. Ugh, gross.