Obsessed As Hell

I'm Sarah. I swing every which way. Her/She. Stay if you like. If you were looking for a themed blog prepare to be severely disappointed.

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[ankha85]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[youthinkyouthoughtbutyoudidnt]

*runs full speed into deli display*

[dilfscience-deactivated20230318]

Visit Original Link

[clonettroopers]

au where I’m productive

[with-practice]

[andreauxminyard]

i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer

[quehermosadiosa-deactivated2021]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN

[nevaehtyler]

Deadass about to start doing this 

[fairytale-villain]

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

[vastderp]

This right here

[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

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honestly i went into this for the meme but it’s actually fucking fire

[jean-meowjean]

i forget if i actually listened to this when i first reblogged it, but heads up to sober me: you did listen to this. you hate it. you hate it SO MUCH.

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[krabby-kronicle]

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

this has a completely different meaning this year than last year doesn’t it

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[mapsontheweb]

Most-used word in each US state.

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[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

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[itt92]

I amhere for this improper use of gif 😂😂

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

goodbye