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How to Take Care of your Human Advice #4

These hot temperatures are not normal and they haven't been for the past decade or so.

Please take care of your humans.

This is a recipe for an emergency rehydration solution (AKA electrolyte, I might have translated this wrong) to avoid a heatstroke.

One liter of water

Half a teaspoon of salt

Six teaspoons of sugar

Mix until dissolved, drink slowly.

Never blindly believe what you read on the internet, even if it seems like friendly advice. I highly encourage you to Google for yourself the keywords 'World Health Organization rehydration formula'

Take care, stay safe.

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No one:

Humans when they’re concentrating: :P

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Humans when they're concentrating, but starting to get frustrated: >:P

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No one:

Humans when they’re concentrating: :P

[baguettefeels]

Hey yall. I hate to ask but my cousin just passed away Sunday. He was a fire fighter and EMT that passed away from a car accident. He left behind his wife, My other cousin who is also my godmother, and 2 kiddos who just lost both their grandfather's within the past two years.

Please help us with donations https://t.co/wMfzNZHalS

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Humans singing together are such a magical and heartwarming thing.

From the Human who was chilling and started singing and their friend joined them because they knew the lyrics,

to the Humans who gather in massive events to hear their favorite performer sing.

[dooflizard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZnBNuqqz5g

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Yes!!!! Magical!!! Amazing!!!

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Humans singing together are such a magical and heartwarming thing.

From the Human who was chilling and started singing and their friend joined them because they knew the lyrics,

to the Humans who gather in massive events to hear their favorite performer sing.

[tostadas-rojas]

Enjoying the view!

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[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

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It is my birthday!

[plasmablush]

MY FATHER’S IN CRITICAL CONDITION

Hello everyone, I try to just keep my blog dedicated to the sims, and I’m so sorry to ask for this, but on Saturday my father suffered a seizure which sent him into cardiac arrest.

He lives in the next state over, and me any my mother depleted our savings to make the 8-hour drive to see him & book a hotel for a few nights. He was put into a medically induced coma to stop seizures and lessen the strain on his heart; doctors are trying to bring him out of it now, but nothing like this has ever happened before.

We aren’t sure how long we need to stay, but obviously we aren’t comfortable leaving him until we know what’s going on/if he’ll be alright. All we need right now is money for food and to keep our hotel room for a few more nights! My mother set up GoF*ndMe here:

ChildofMine's father in critical condition, organized by Margo Hendricks

My daughter's father is in critical care (induced coma) and we are not sur… Margo Hendricks needs your support for ChildofMine's father in

And here are alternatives if needed:

P*ayPal: PayPal.me/MargoHendricks

V*nmo: @Margo-Hendricks-2

C*ashApp: $MargoHendricks

I am not demanding or saying anyone needs to donate, but any amount of help (including reblogs) would be greatly appreciated! Thank you so much for any help you can offer!

[astrelle]

Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

[fshigro]

i’m an autistic, non binary poc and we’re behind on bills and since my dad has been out of work recently we have no way of getting enough money any time soon so please donate and share if you’re able to, thank you

p*ypal: fozivrse

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Lets Walk Again Together, organized by Tamia Brown

Hello, my name is Mia. ...(miaaamoney on ig) I would like to improve sensation and motor function… Tamia Brown needs your support for Lets W

Help her reach her goal by donating or following and interacting with her tiktoks so she can get money from the creator fund

[allcapsmadbitch]

🚨pls help me secure safe housing from my racist white roommate!!!🚨

as some of u know i broke a lease then was forced to reget a lease w my karen ass white roommate and now i have to go bc i feel extremely unsafe in my environment

i have to pay 1800 to break the lease out of pocket, thats fine i can do that but now im left w an electric bill in my name attached to my ssn and need help paying for the 1st month of my new apt and with yalls help i managed to raise most of my goal with my first post that got alot of notes within the first few hours/days☀️☀️☀️☀️

i desparately need 600 dollars so that im able to move out. the extra 200 is for the local movers i realized i have to hire bc i dont drive and my racist roommate did the driving for the moves and i cant move it all myself

pls pls pls share this or donate if u can!🚨🚨🚨🚨❤❤❤❤❤❤😭💞

help out a black person in need during black history month❤❤❤!

venmo paypal cashapp

$0/600

[allcapsmadbitch]

$50/600

[illiterateagenda]

So I’m aware I haven’t really posted anything in a while but I hope this reaches someone. My brother’s name is Efren. Growing up he used to tease and make fun of me, but among all the teasing he also helped raise me along with our mom. When he was little he wanted to be an architect. But his is the story that a lot of Mexican American working class families face: either take the opportunities available to you to attain your dreams, or curtail those in order to take care of your family. He chose his family. After graduating high school he turned down full ride scholarships in order to stay and work to help pay the bills. It was just him, my mom, and me. After a couple of years we got stable enough economically that he was able to go to college, but after graduation we fell on hard times again and instead of finding work in his field or applying to architecture school like he always dreamed, he decided to stick around and help us again. It’s because of his choice to help our family that I was able to go to college too, something that for a time I didn’t think was possible. It’s because of him that I was able to apply to and get accepted into a PhD program in the hopes of becoming a professor. It’s because of him that my mom has a house to call her own. My mom and I owe him everything. Yesterday, he was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia (ALL). He’s uninsured. I’m a student, our mom works in childcare. There’s a high success rate for remission if he gets treatment, but we can’t afford it. He’s all me and my mom have, and we can’t lose him. He chose family growing up, and it’s my turn to choose him. Please, any donation helps. I just want him to come home.

I know times are tough with covid and everything so if anyone could please just spare a dollar or a reblog thatd be great. I can’t lose him.

paypal.com/Yulenni

cash.me/$pastandfuturequeen

venmo: @Yulenni

https://gofund.me/832d4f6e

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Things Humans Like, a Thread:

1. Shiny things

2. Small objects

3. Rocks

(Will continue thread when new information is aquired, feel free to add more)

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Congratulations , birthday person

Thank you!!