loverxanime

I post/reblog about whatever might be of interest at the time (right now is D. Gray-Man). As of now it's whatever catches my eye and other miscellaneous things. Any questions, feel free to ask.

[lonelyroommp3]

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

[mapletree100]

Now Jary :)

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

it’s jary :)

[scarymario]

[arsonsara]

I laughed at this for a solid minute because I thought the implication was that this sentient cartridge of Super Mario 64 wanted to see your ass.

[classyartichoke]

Bought a bootleg copy of SUPER MARIO 64 from a yardsale BUT the cartridge is HAUNTED and the GHOST wants to know if I am CAKED UP

[camelidae]

If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.

[valdrift]

au where everything's the same but they throw these bitches at u

(og this is based off under cut)

[mamalazzer]

One of my favourite things in the Iron Man movies is that the one time a fire happened in the workshop, poor DUM-E couldn’t put it out

[fiore-firelily]

many heroines lose their live(lihoods as adventurer)s to the devilish Cubus's trap

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I hope this email finds you jerking off face down in bed, crying and biting into the pillow.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I hope this email finds you before I do.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I hope this email finds you at a bar 5 whiskey sours in, wondering where it all went wrong.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I hope this email finds you in a ditch.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I hope this email will the the last straw.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I know this email finds you at your lowest.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By sin.xline

[baddywronglegs]

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

[wanderer-chronicles]

Yes.

[tumblr] is a flat circle.

[baddywronglegs]

Damn, it sure is huh

[zetabrarian]

We should do this more on this website.

Person 1: -posts-

Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-

[baddywronglegs]

I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.

I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.

[zeemczed]

Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.

[fozmeadows]

"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part