Disaster Lesbians

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[helpimadisasterlesbian]

Hi y’all! Finally making an intro post after however many months I’ve been on here lol

My name is Kai but nicknames are usually okay too :)

I AM A MINOR

Pronouns Page :D

MY PINTERESTTTTTT please go follow me please please pleaseeeee

dog blog :3: @kai-dog

Took out the vent blog bc this I’m way too lazy to switch between blogs sorry yall I’ll do my best to tag appropriately but I just can’t rn lol

Studyblr because dear god i gotta lock in this year: @i-will-become-who-i-am-destined

★彡[ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍꜱ]彡★

Heathers(!!!!!!!!!), Grishaverse, Arcane(ish), Steven Universe, ACOTAR, Project Hail Mary, Throne of Glass, and moreeeeee (feel free to ask!)

★彡[ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ]彡★

arctic monkeys, girl in red, tamino, mitski, chappel roan, måneskin, marina, mother mother, black polish

★彡[ᴅɴɪ]彡★

pedophiles, homophobes and bigots of any kind (seriously fuck off if you’re any one of these)

cool internet games

[approvinqly]

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

being dragged out for execution but i keep swinging my legs in the air and going wheeeeeee

[thetoastyistoastier-deactivated]

GNIIGHT VERYONE HAVE A LESS SHITTTY DAY HAN YESTERDAy MWAH

[lllaced]

[sicklyvicktorianboy]

is it legal if you maim and murder someone who deserves far worse than whatever you did to them

[evry1h8sme]

i hate making eye contact with people oh my god

[helpimadisasterlesbian]

Pretty little liar

What you gonna say?

Tell me that you love me

Lying to my face

I know you double-crossed me

Girl, you’re such a fake

What a shame

Guess my lover was a snake

[helpimadisasterlesbian]

YALL APPARENTLY MY EX SCREENSHOTTED THIS POST AND WAS TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT IT BAHAHAHAHAHA

DID THEY READ THE OG TAGS AND NOT CARE, OR LIKE WHAT???

ALSO WHAT HAPPENED TO NO CONTACT YO????

[helpimadisasterlesbian]

hey kaiiiiiiii

i haven't checked in on you in sososo longggg

AND I DIDNT GET TO WISH YOU A HAPPY 17TH BCS IDK YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I WAS WATING FRO YOUR BIO TO CHAGNE BUT THEN I FORGOR

how have yoy been? i hope you have an awesomesauce birthda ydfakjd;f;saj with lots of cake and happiness and even if you iddn't there always mroe time for cake and happiness

<33

HEYYYY OMG ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG

AHHHH THANK YOU I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT FOR A WHILE TOO LOL

ive been doing off and on lmaooooo life be like that during season tho soooooo

I DID I DID IT WAS GREAT AND MY CAKE WAS AMAZINGGGGG

thanks for checkin in on me too it means a shit ton cheesy :333

[cheesexplosion]

AUSHSSHDHY KAI I MISSED YOU OMGGG I HOEP YOURE DOING WELL

HAPPY NEW YEAR TOOO!!!

YAYYYY HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY AGAIN HAHAH

whats your favourite cake im curious and what cake did you have? how did you ucelebrqte new years?

HAVE A GREAT DAY KAI ILY <33333

[helpimadisasterlesbian]

HOPE UR DOING WELL TOOOOOO AHHHHHH

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRR

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT IS THE BIG 26 LMAO

YAYAYAYA THANK UUUUUU

I HAD A DUBAI CHOCO CAKE THAT MY MOTHER MADEEEEE IT WAS SO GOOD ADJFNSKFJ

we stay up till twelve and toast !!!! and and jump up anf down to grow taller (spoiler alert: it did not work on me 😭😭😭) and throw coins around for wealth !!! How do you celebrate ???

HAVE A GREAT DAYYYYY ILY :3333

[if-tech-week-were-a-person]

Helllooo everyone. You may be wondering why i called you all here today. (If you saw the og posted-too-early post then no you didn't.) As a matter of fact, you are all my moots. Be it we are old or new moots, or we interact a lot or little. Now, why did I tag all my moots, you ask? Well, I need to know if you'd like to be tagged in posts, cause im really scared of tagging people, if you haven't noticed. So, if you'd like to help participate in my survey, please do one of the following:

Reblog this post if you are fine with getting tagged in ANYTHING, from reblog games to moot meetings like this.

Like this post if you like being moots with me but do NOT want to be tagged in anything.

Comment on this post or send me an ask/dm if you are fine with being tagged but are specific about what (ex: moot meetings are okay but no reblog games, only tag me if it's a picture of a penguin, etc.)

Ignore this post because you are under no obligation to do anything. I still love you btw <3

Stop following me because you remebered that we're moots and realized that it doesn't make much sense for us to be moots anymore. That's completely fine btw

Okay i think that's it. Thank you all for coming, and goodbye!!

(Tags below cut)

@cowboyjoshdun @ravensncrowsx @deemondude @revocalized @lunalighting512 @jayartngamingyt @paperplateprose @flarefloofer @goobiedoobie67 @gayandtrashy @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @pearlescent-moon @thedamsolangelofan @pinksatinroses @sour-picklee @chess-choco-chronicles @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @duolc123125 @starspangledmoth @helpimadisasterlesbian @cello-strings @asteralpanda @werewolfadmirer @autistobrat @bookless-bookworm @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @graylilacs @gracious-midnight @thepicklekingog @sockssketchingshack @alleybloom @charliesaurus1216 @peanut-jelly @clowntboy @inkprilled

God that was terrifying

But ya know, moving towards growth or whatever

[rawrfatherwhatsthenews]

TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

[moniquill]

[goblinbasil]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[chaoticgaektcat]

what are everyone's new years resolutions?? Making this a tag game

mine: Journal daily, keep my room clean, and plan for college

@theglitterwarrior @niyahbabes @islaiscoolerthanbefore @xtc-005 @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @your-averag3-strang3r @sweetandsoursauce24 @evan-ashes @ethanslife1o1 @i-will-turn-your-children-gay @omitme4me @alpheiaa @dollietteluv @gelphieyuri

+ if this is on your fyp!!!

[your-averag3-strang3r]

Mine- charging my crystals more regularly, try harder academically, keep my room clean, going sh clean for at least a month and making more irl friends

Tags- @eighty-ninth-piano-key

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

get a better sleep schedule, make at least one thing from my mum's new cookbook, do alright in my mock exams

@bigbumder96 @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @themosteclecticwitch + anyone

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

hmm get high grades in all my classes, enter a competition for acrobatics, and journal

@your-fav-diva @toomuchtodooml @waytoomarvelobsessed @mackenziedaartist @asterixrex @baldbrams @lavendertortoise12

[baldbrams]

Stop drinking monster

Get higher grades

Better competition results

@planetmarz09 @real-human-offical @reys-just-here @frankenbrat @lifeinbleu +everyone else

[reys-just-here]

go to the gym and workout (actually!!!)

try Pilates and become more flexible

rejoin dance

Get above 95’s in all my classes and hit that overachiever core

@bouchard00 @binotsoshybutreadytocry @fuvkyallilovemyself07 @celia-bedelia @kingofkaumidy5 + anyone else

[binotsoshybutreadytocry]

Work out more often/ start swimming

Come out to more of my (hopefully accepting) friends

Study harder and to be able to lock in

Practice my flute more often

@c0nstantlyscreaming @helpimadisasterlesbian @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @geese-in-trenchcoats @imnotjj @no-one-offical @rapunzelspan @zayzay016 +everyone who wants to join!

[helpimadisasterlesbian]

Work on my mental health honestly

GET SHORT HAIR

Better study habits

Better nutrition ?

[bumbylbee]

wait a minute. hold up. wtf do you mean it’s 2026

like sure it’s a new year but. it’s still 2025

[cerealmuncher5000]

happy new yuri