i dont even know man

they/them, minor, marvel nerd see pinned post sideblog: @tarot-card-sideblog (linked in pinned post)

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

new pinned post !!!

hi! you can call me arden if you like (internet name, not real life). i'm here to make friends and procrastinate mostly.

i also use tone tags a lot just so you know :D

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♬ follow your own dni, no porn blogs pls

♬ aro-spec butch lesbian :)))

♬ they/them, i don't really do gender

♬ 15, any age can follow just don't be strange

♬ multigenic plural, syscourse dni

♬ atheist but it's a tad complicated

♬ always open to new friends // moots !!!

#posts: anything that's not a reblog

#the children: my OCs (whom i love dearly)

#the Crush: oodiksmaoap she's so pretty

#my photography, #reblogs, #reblog chains, #asks, #textposts: self explanatory

tagging system in place since nov 2025

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i love interaction !!! new friends !!! asks !!!

sensitive content tagged with "tw [thing]"

also check out my tarot card sideblog (free readings, anonymous option available)

fandoms, interests, & userboxes ⬇

FANDOMS (bold = i go feral over this one)

marvel (mcu AND comics), especially: -agatha all along -daredevil: born again (TV series) -og avengers & thunderbolts -hawkeye (tv series) -hawkeye (matt fraction comic run)

undertale and deltarune

killing eve

i saw the tv glow

alien (whole franchise)

midsommar

foundation (2020 series, not books)

watchmen (comics, film, and series)

maria hill is literally my wife i LOVE her.

i'm working on a post summarising my ships and favourite characters. coming soon trust

I LOVE:

the piano

music in general

my OCs

body horror and religious imagery in media

insects (especially spiders and moths)

films (especially psychological horror)

women :))) they're so pretty aaaaaa

traumatising and abusing my OCs

yorkshire tea

noodle soup

the oxford comma

did i mention my OCs lmao

Have I Got News For You (peak british tv)

yuri 🥺

my friends and mutuals

I DO NOT LOVE:

capitalism

the government

racism

exclusionists

TERFS and radfems

liquorice (it makes me want to cry)

cling film (it makes me want to cry more)

dick pics ... yes this actually happened .. come on...

i am mostly nonchalant and quiet but if presented with the blorbo or the Interest i will combust

USERBOXES !!! all made by me on google slides lmao, feel free to steal or request in asks if you like them

[cranberry-branflakes]

new spam everyone! recieved this comment just now, DO NOT OPEN THE LINK. tumblr would not send this comment, and that link cannot be trusted. please just block, report and spread awareness

[your-averag3-strang3r]

*cough cough* @eighty-ninth-piano-key *cough cough*

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

nooooooo 😭 why are you victim blaming me

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

crush (who is monogamous) has entered a relationship with someone else :(

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

ok i had a brief period of trying to get over her and i've given up. i'm going to keep yearning. also it turns out it's a situationship not a relationship!!!! so maybe it will collapse. maybe. maybe. we have to hope

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

update 2. situationship has become a relationship. i am resigning myself to a life of pathetic yearning again.

[chaoticgaektcat]

what are everyone's new years resolutions?? Making this a tag game

mine: Journal daily, keep my room clean, and plan for college

@theglitterwarrior @niyahbabes @islaiscoolerthanbefore @xtc-005 @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @your-averag3-strang3r @sweetandsoursauce24 @evan-ashes @ethanslife1o1 @i-will-turn-your-children-gay @omitme4me @alpheiaa @dollietteluv @gelphieyuri

+ if this is on your fyp!!!

[your-averag3-strang3r]

Mine- charging my crystals more regularly, try harder academically, keep my room clean, going sh clean for at least a month and making more irl friends

Tags- @eighty-ninth-piano-key

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

get a better sleep schedule, make at least one thing from my mum's new cookbook, do alright in my mock exams

@bigbumder96 @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @themosteclecticwitch + anyone

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

crush (who is monogamous) has entered a relationship with someone else :(

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

ok i had a brief period of trying to get over her and i've given up. i'm going to keep yearning. also it turns out it's a situationship not a relationship!!!! so maybe it will collapse. maybe. maybe. we have to hope

[froggy-having-a-crisis]

This image came to me while I was procrastinating n fiddling with the shiny rocks on my desk

@your--average-pjo-fan @narniasclosetvoltron @d00zy @all-the-hyper-fixations @/everyone else have some shiny rocks

[the-malice-crows]

SHINY ROCKS!!!!!

@shinycr0w @buzzycrow @confused-93 @crypticgoat2854 @solarexe @redcat-anomaly @/anyone who wants some :D (also sorry to anyone i forgot to tag :P)

[shinycr0w]

AKSNDKSNDKSN HAVE SHINY ROCKS

@tokkibean @ilovehashbrowns1 @ilovewritingalot @writingisartdarling @buzzycrow @enlightenedfeline and rocks for all >_<

[buzzycrow]

YAY DOUBLEY ROCKS FROM TWO CROW MOOTS X3

[chr0nically-b0red]

@lelethetopicchanger @transchuu1stbeliever @waitingonabook @anickyyyy @who-am-i-anyways @theglitterwarrior @jamiethewriter @thepurplemurple @walkingmushroom47 @non-alchoholic-tequila

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

YAY I LOVE ROCKS!!!

@flp-intheair @rxmuslxpins @lotions-and-potions @shenanigan42 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou2 @annabellenotfound @eleventhirtythoughts @souperache @krow-offical

[belleyistrying]

I'm accepting the rocks on here :D

@chuuyathelomlfrfr @bunnistarzisdancing @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

YAY SHINY ROCKS!!

@annabellenotfound @idkwhattoputbroo @bunnistarzisdancing @anincarnationofchaos

[anincarnationofchaos]

NO WAY I LOVE SHINY ROCKS

@axylcalcorcipher @imjustacrittertrustme @no-one-offical @aanilwa

[no-one-offical]

HOLY SHEESH KEBABS SHINY ROCKS THANKS FOR THE TAG MOOT

@thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @enbyphoenix10 @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @do--not--you-dare @princessnymphae @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

[do-not-u-dare]

I am horrible at tagging but

Uhhh

@bubble-official @ @ uhhh @blue-lemonade-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical help me I can’t remember urls

Uhhhhhsjshsjsjsns

[bubble-official]

@a-dam-tris-prior-fan @avhira @adjdhsue @most-likely-human-indeed @lavendertortoise12 @drudg30n @chuuya-under-cottonwood-trees

[lavendertortoise12]

@wool-and-writing @abovethemoon333 @asterixcharlie @coneheadobviously @purple-dinosaur27 @mayawithany @krow-offical @kingofkaumidy5 @cate7official @crowsndbugs @lettersfromkleio @skiier-girl @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @odetoatropa @clauloves5sosandgays @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @crypticgoose2854 + sorry if I forgot to tag you- literally everyone else

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

YAY SHINY ROCKS

@baldbrams @finnjareau-prentiss @kiarapinksblog @waytoomarvelobsessed @eighty-ninth-piano-key @mackenziedaartist @chaoticgaektcat @h3arts4toriii @foundheaven013 @your-fav-diva @toomuchtodooml @remington-is-awesome @reys-just-here

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

ROCKSSS

@your-averag3-strang3r @bigbumder96 @themosteclecticwitch

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

cracking my neck and it's going wap wap wap wap

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

bank manager: i'm afraid you can't take out another loan

mitski: what? why?

the losing dogs:

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

crush (who is monogamous) has entered a relationship with someone else :(

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

COOKED

THERE'S A GUY WHO LIKES MY CRUSH AND APPARENTLY HE'S REALLY COOL AND FUNNY

SO I'M GONNA STAY UP LATE COMPILING OC LORE TO SEND TO HER LIKE A MALE BIRD DEMONSTRATING MY PLUMAGE. EXCEPT THE MALE BIRD IS A PATHETIC LESBIAN AND THE PLUMAGE IS MENTALLY ILL BLORBOS

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[the-asocial-moth7]

Sex...? Good thing I never planned on that lol

[daughterofdeath28]

parenthood? I hate kids so does that mean I’ll never die?

[immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour]

end of the worldddd

[rosemelodyshah]

Questioning.

[shenanigan42]

buddhism.

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

....magic...cock

Um okay :)

[partoftheinternet]

strategy and tactics….. what strats are we talking abt here, i think im getting murded gang

[untilbirdsflytothesun]

Bed & Breakfast... Oh my I think I have replaced Billy in The Landlady. Cyanide? Taxidermy?

@spamtonsballs @sunmoonyandstars @redhollowsky

[sunmoonyandstars]

intimacy??? nooooo i crave it

@krowturnedkid @wisegirl42 @foundheaven013

[krowturnedkid]

Eating??? Well, it kinda makes sense since I always choke on my food.

@caniac-in-chb @foundheaven013

[coniac-in-chb]

…excessive drinking.

@labelledamsansmerci19 @imnotafraidtodisappear @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

fairy tale style!

that is probably worse actually they are always getting in Situations

@redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @sp4ce-n3rd @waytoomarvelobsessed

[waytoomarvelobsessed]

government conspiracy….

@sstorple @trigona-necrophaga @your-fav-idiot-lesbian

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

ear pulling

@eighty-ninth-piano-key @toomuchtodooml @mackenziedaartist @kiarapinksblog

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

i saw two. musical instruments and memory loss. which makes an alarming amount of sense (i am very musical and also have a terrible memory). oh dear

@your-averag3-strang3r @bigbumder96 @someaverageteenagegirl +whoever wants to join

[your-averag3-strang3r]

Brutal murder…..

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

well that would definitely kill you yeah

[akonoadham]

Aunt Polly Jackson, was an escaped slave who worked as an agent on the Underground Railroad helping others escape.

She was known for fighting off slave catchers with a butcher knife and a kettle of boiling water.

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Please take note of her indigo stained fingers. She was likely enslaved in a South Carolina sea island community — Gullah country, I would also think Charleston especially – where they produced indigo until cotton became King of the American cash crops. When the enslaved made indigo for many years it became part of the pigment in their hands and feet. She had her knife, kettle, and her ancestors backing her up. Probably wearing a protective gris-gris bag under her blouse too to ward off dem buckra.

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

[your-averag3-strang3r]

@xxvioletdecayyxx @eighty-ninth-piano-key @chaoticgaektcat @c0nfessionsofar0ttens3na

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

i know you've been going through some shit recently bro 🫂 and it WILL all work out i promise. always here if you need it <3 /platonic

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[the-asocial-moth7]

Sex...? Good thing I never planned on that lol

[daughterofdeath28]

parenthood? I hate kids so does that mean I’ll never die?

[immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour]

end of the worldddd

[rosemelodyshah]

Questioning.

[shenanigan42]

buddhism.

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

....magic...cock

Um okay :)

[partoftheinternet]

strategy and tactics….. what strats are we talking abt here, i think im getting murded gang

[untilbirdsflytothesun]

Bed & Breakfast... Oh my I think I have replaced Billy in The Landlady. Cyanide? Taxidermy?

@spamtonsballs @sunmoonyandstars @redhollowsky

[sunmoonyandstars]

intimacy??? nooooo i crave it

@krowturnedkid @wisegirl42 @foundheaven013

[krowturnedkid]

Eating??? Well, it kinda makes sense since I always choke on my food.

@caniac-in-chb @foundheaven013

[coniac-in-chb]

…excessive drinking.

@labelledamsansmerci19 @imnotafraidtodisappear @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

fairy tale style!

that is probably worse actually they are always getting in Situations

@redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @sp4ce-n3rd @waytoomarvelobsessed

[waytoomarvelobsessed]

government conspiracy….

@sstorple @trigona-necrophaga @your-fav-idiot-lesbian

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

ear pulling

@eighty-ninth-piano-key @toomuchtodooml @mackenziedaartist @kiarapinksblog

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

i saw two. musical instruments and memory loss. which makes an alarming amount of sense (i am very musical and also have a terrible memory). oh dear

@your-averag3-strang3r @bigbumder96 @someaverageteenagegirl +whoever wants to join

[loveridden1999]

which ao3 tag are you?

[sleevie-arts]

oh noh :(

@byler-endgayme @artemis-s-bow

[artemis-s-bow]

OH GOD LMAOO

porn without plot forget losing the plot, you never even tried to find it! you know exactly who you are (a slut) and what you want (filthy filthy smut)

agdsh. i fear this in character

@whentheskysings @muiaura

[whentheskysings]

yeah fair

@icedcoffee2809 @kaylinee

[icedcoffee2809]

Bro😭😭

@scoopstroopog @camcamino @alastaircarstairsismybff

[alastaircarstairsismybff]

tyyyy for the tag

Lmaoooo real

tagging (no pressure <3) @larkyb @happy-bookworm @lifewouldbebetteronmars @babysfirstwantedposter @armpitties-get-shrecked @icedcoffee2809

@bisexualjeans @kritacrossheart @jeanmoreaumybeloved @pansexual-lilychen @crypticmoonie @julianblackthornspancakes @shadowhunters77 @rainofzuh @lucian-evander

@marialightwood-chase @thosesillylittlegayghosts @eurydike @faithfromanewperspective @4urum-4rgentum @lesbocrocker @ive-been-the-archer @literallytypogod @thechaosandtherain @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @aroacedisasterr @artemis-dawn9

@future-oscarwinner @wagner-fell @catladymasterofsqirl

[bisexualjeans]

thanx for taaaag :D

I. I’m not. that bad…

@artemis-dawn8 @tyuzikooo @kage-meows-around @existentialcrisisetcetera @syntax-error-15 @lifeofanoverdramaticmess @tessatwitch and anyone else who I forgot!

[lifeofanoverdramaticmess]

Checks out (I also wonder how I've managed to make it through life this far)

@f4ilure-g1rl-fuyu, @caprisunstwin, @conscious-margarine, @margian, @diegelic, @fmrii, @harshlyonyxorchestra, @ameliapup, @sc4rtattoo

[diegelicdoll]

Thank you for tagging me! I thought I reposted already lol sorry it’s taken long

no pressure, @k4rmaajr @katcxts @clownmakeup4life @blurringmysoull @owenisfree @2silly2live-x @clingylovinggirlblog @pink-tar-soul @the-bane-of-my-own-existence @holy-beetles-batman + open tags

[wonderkat-jirai]

close enough, i feel as tho im a crackfic in the most fucked up way possible so yeah

@madokas-razor @mikuluche @l30iztry1ng @tialovesanime @sherlynsandra @schizotem @spagetdomain and open tags!

[jack2jirai-sarada-deactivated20]

No words...

*Cough* Kakashi and Guy *Cough*

Open tags, I am too lazy

[partoftheinternet]

I am not there for that!!! I want my favorite gay teenagers to kiss!!! That’s all…

@jel-e-ton @sunmoonyandstars @untilbirdsflytothesun @redhollowsky @bibliophile4ever

[sunmoonyandstars]

i do read this one quite a lot...um...

@spamtonsballs @foundheaven013 @krowturnedkid @wisegirl42

[foundheaven013]

oh! well i do love some good old angst

@imnotafraidtodisappear @drpeppercreamsodaa @grim-hedonism

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

thanks for the tag!

alas being basic my greatest fear outfit wise... i hope i'm not actually basic i like to think i'm fun and whimsical

@sarkastic1515 @waytoomarvelobsessed @redwinesupanover @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @wolfspidery @bumbylbee @trigona-necrophaga + anyone else :)

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

@mackenziedaartist @remington-is-awesome @baldbrams @eighty-ninth-piano-key @lavendertortoise12 @toomuchtodooml

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

clocked, i fear... i don't pine that much (vaguely aromantic) but i definitely do live in my head a bit

@your-averag3-strang3r @bigbumder96 @someaverageteenagegirl + whoever wants to / sees this

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

found out i'm colourblind ✌️ now i've lost all my stakes in the "no it's that colour" arguments with my parents

[eighty-ninth-piano-key]

TW EATING DISORDER CULTURE

it physically pains me how many girls in my school encourage eachother to be so thin you can see the seperate bones in their arms. "oh i won't have a snack at break because i don't wanna be big" "yessss girllll you're so stronggg" "preachhhh" and then when you change into a t-shirt for PE and i'm worried you'll shatter when i pass you the ball. to anyone who says we as a society have completely healed from eating disorders (take i actually saw the other day) can you please take a look around you. i feel so alienated when i say something like "ugh i'm really hungry i can't wait to buy food at break" and the response is "bro you biggie". i always try to challenge these views when they come up but they just won't. stop. coming. up.