AutobotThirstLogs

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[tsuda-116]

shockwave v2

但是圆润

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Log 4: Optimus

Got assigned to guard duty behind Ultra Magnus again.

Didn’t hear a single word of his speech because I was too busy admiring the shoulder struts.

Note to self: request transfer to literally anywhere else. (Note to self 2: I will not be doing that.)

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Log 3: Optimus - Command Hub Sightings

Optimus leaned over the console today. Do you understand how tall that mech is?

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Log 2: Optimus

(Text: Optimus doing that thing where he kneels so he’s at eye level

SIR you are devastating me)

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Log 1: Optimus

Saw Optimus carrying five crates at once. I am once again reminded that I will never know what those arms feel like. Anyway, rebooting my dignity module.