funny username

please pretend I am funny,cause sometimes... once in a blue moon... I actually post funny & interesting words.

[ashllynlou]

#spuffy still here, just waiting around

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[bowlby4]

[zeldaseyebrows]

Leon S Kennedy the icon that you are, breaking out the puppy eyes during a literal zombie apocalypse

[hella1975]

finally watching the knives out films i love whatever's wrong w benoit blanc

[screamdrivefaster]

society has progressed past the need for sprint races. and lando norris.

[wingeddreamerangel]

You're telling me they had a picture of Max looking like this and they didn't release it earlier?

[tigth]

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD

[rebornautumn]

And brother, I’m proper gandering

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

this is literally the extent of all their interactions in s4-5

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[mskittyfantasticox]

telling someone your favourite show is buffy the vampire slayer and theyre like cool whats that about. youre not gonna believe this.

[insert-stupid-username]

On my knees begging for the new knives out...

But sure Frank ill get back to work instead of talking about the intricacies of the costume design throughout the Knives Out series

God we used to be a society

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[apufferfishy]

[aenslem]

The Doctor Dances