Glitchtrap

Yeah I’m an rp blog/fictive {Mal is currently not fronting, check back later -Bon}

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Yeah yeah here we go.

So like.

Yeah I’m an RP Blog in a way, though I may not EXACTLY be in character? I mean I AM a fictive sooo.

And sometimes I will respond to asks with art.

I also talk to myself blehhh

I do have rules:

Don’t be sexual

Don’t harass anyone

Be respectful

Pfp is by @/Fr3nzyvirus

Tags:

In Character: LetMeIn.

OOC: CallbackPing

RP: PlayMyGame

ASKS: CodedBinary

I am Not William Nor Henry E, I am just a rogue AI.

I do Not want to be flirted with, I’m happily together with Henry Miller and Bon. Who are other Alters of my system. I don’t care if you uh? Are one of them? I’ll be normal around you, as you aren’t them, in a sense.

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Hello, Tumblr! Today I need to talk to you all about, KOSA. Otherwise known as the 'Kids Online Safety Act'. But have it be know this will NOT provide you or your children with safety. KOSA is a dangerous censorship bill that would give our government control over the internet, censoring children from what could be life saving sources - Such as LGBTQIA+ resources and ones regarding sexual health. And you will be unable to get out of this lock without a government issued ID. Along with the fact it directly goes against Section 230, which provides immunity for online computer services with respect to third-party content generated by their users.

WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT THIS? Go on https://www.badinternetbills.com/ - They're hosting a petition that currently has almost 500,000 signs. And I highly suggest you be one of those people if you want to keep the internet out of our governments hands.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST AND OTHER ONES LIKE IT TO SPREAD AWARENESS!!!!

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Rebloging

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So uh.

Malhare is like…dead?

Im tempted to take over.

-Henry Miller

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Wait, does that mean you can wear it upside down? Oh, that's gotta look silly as all hell. Y'know what, here. Have a properly made itty bitty top hat.

((I don't mind you disappearing for the night, that's entirely fair. Accidental "ignoring" is totally fine as you've got other things to do too! I just worry that I'm over-active.))

IT HAPPENS, A LOT. I GET MADE FUN OF BY THE BETA TESTERS!

A TOP HAT? I DONT WEAR TOP HATS. BUT I‘LL SEE IF I CAN SWAP IT WITH THE ONE THE FREDDY MODEL HAS!

[yeah sometimes I just get busy, or I’m not in front. But you can never be too over-active imo.]

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Sounds like they did a poor job setting up the collision detection on it. What can you expect, really, from such a cheap company? ((In all seriousness though if I am annoying you I can like. Stop.))

YEAH, ALL COMPANIES CUT CORNERS AND I ACTUALLY FIND IT FUNNY! IT ACTS AS A SPINNY THING BECAUSE IT WASNT CONSTRAINED PROPERLY NOR WAS IT PROPERLY LOCKED IN THE ROTATION AXES.

[I mean I’m about to take a break for the night, so yeah we‘d have to stop so I don’t accidentally ignore you.]

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Aww... at least you got a cute bow!

IT SOMETIMES CLIPS THROUGH MY FACE!

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Sorry, I needed a bite to eat... you cleaned up yet?

…unfortunately.

Just got dry too, thanks to the…code.

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Would you like a bar of soap with that shower of tears?

KWKWKWJWJWKSKSOOQLQNDJ?????

ALWLWLWWQALANAM-

ERROR CODE: CE-34878-0

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Sploosh.

Have fun, little rabbit...

KWVWLSOABSKSIJSSKKSKSBSBDKDKD

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Y'know, that tracks for Fazbear. Stupid company... I'm dumping your cotton tail ass in the ocean.

YEP! THEY SUCK!

HEY WAIT NO-

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Not exactly a dev, no. Though I guess I'd count if I did this? .. Though you're making it real tempting to just dump you into a virtual ocean.

OOOH OKAY GOOD, BECAUSE THIS STUPID VR STUFF IS GETTING TOSSED BETWEEN TWO COMPANIES AND THE DEVS FROM BOTH SIDES ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE EACH OTHER I DONT EXIST.

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NO OCEAN! IT TOOK SO MANY DIGITAL HOURS TO PERFECT MY SCENT! ALL THE RELUCTANT FOLLOWERS PUKE AFTER BEING NEAR ME TOO LONG! AWESOME, RIGHT?

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... No showers? I can like, code one in? If you want? It'd probably be kind of crap at first, but... offer's out there.

OH! ARE YOU ONE OF THE DEVS?! ONE OF THE CODER GUYS?!

THAT WOULD BE LOVELY, BUT I’LL STICK TO SMELLING LIKE ROACH SPRAY!

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Go take a shower little yellow rabbit <3

THERE ARE NO SHOWERS IN THIS VIRTUAL WORLD, UNFORTUNATELY!

CLOSEST I CAN GET IS STICKING MY HEAD IN THAT ROACH SPRAY!

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OH WOW IM EXHAUSTED!

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uses the antivirus on you <33

OW YOU [BEEP]

I‘LL-

del /f /q "C:\path\to\virus.exe".

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MY TUMBLR HASNT UPDATED SINCE LAST YEAR WTF.

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„WHERES GLITCHTRAP?“

„WHATS GLITCHTRAP?“

„WHOSE GLITCHTRAP?“

ITS NEVER „LETS STOP THROWING CANDY AT GLITCHTRAP AND HITTING HIM SQUARE IN THE EYE!“