Well Hello There

[viaov]

Ross “Rossdraws” Tran, Lady Loki

[depsidase]

[thickness-protection-program]

Don’t say NOTHING just reblog and go

[vnjn]

[r32x]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bartenders are perceived as sage sources of wisdom because they’re sober and their clientele are not

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[sackboys-moved]

Do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies

[campyvillain]

dev the whole movie is literally about exploring a body

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[beaft]

bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted

good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter

bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan

[beaft]

the cheeky shall inherit the earth

[beaft]

update : i got the job

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Your troubles will soon cease and good fortune will smile upon you.]

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: The stars appear every night in the sky. All is well. Lucky Numbers 10, 16, 18, 27, 30, 32]

[sandmandaddy69]

[grldick]

I love the implication that they saw him getting raptured and they're still atheists, power move.

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The best times of your life have not yet been lived. Lucky Numbers 41, 36, 22, 51, 39, 34 Back: August, Chinese text 八 (bā) 月 (yuè)]

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. Lucky Numbers 1, 2, 8, 7, 40, 43]

[just-shower-thoughts]

ASMR is porn for the ears and nails on a chalkboard is BDSM for the ears.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only real bodybuilders are pregnant women

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[r4cs0]

Oh my god

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later