fool I am, fool I was, fool I will be

main and misc blog for a beet. operates entirely on queue catch me only at disparate times. icon by osteophagy

[yellow-cat]

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

[arthistoryanimalia]

#FishFriday 🐠:

Sculpin pendant

Lingít culture, Pacific NW Coast, c.1900

Carved abalone shell, 8.8 × 4.5 × 1 cm (3 7/16 × 1 3/4 × 3/8 in.)

Princeton University Art Museum 1998-509

[dogpuppy]

[jetix]

2026-04-03

[machinot]

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[dogshitdotnet]

[dogshitdotnet]

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

[miquellakind]

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

[hobgobknowsbest]

"Mountain Climbing Horror Stories" by SoysenSyndrome

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[fuckblast]

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[pjackk]

Question to the hoes out here this weekend keeping the party alive and sexy as fuck: Are you doing ok? You can always feel good with me

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[calware]

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour