fool I am, fool I was, fool I will be

main and misc blog for a beet. operates entirely on queue catch me only at disparate times. icon by osteophagy

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[pjackk]

Question to the hoes out here this weekend keeping the party alive and sexy as fuck: Are you doing ok? You can always feel good with me

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[calware]

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[decamarks]

Cordyceps emoji I made this morning. It's already become very useful in conversation with friends, so please feel free to use it.

Intended usage(s): Denoting actions made as a result of "possession"; feeling of occupying force directing one's behavior; need for relocation

[sweetnothins]

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

[ra3kiv]

[lamb-anarchy]

commissioned by @shatteredpulsars :33

[unification]

the lighthouse on fire at night crudely retains its functionality by chance. not for too long though

[medievaljournalist]

might have found a way to turn this war around

[ewaneneollav]

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

[ptr-sqloint]

[jncos]

[chundertale]

[gachimushi]

dumplinghopper

[satan-offical]

white boy it's okay if you want to be white girl