she's half italian

22 | he/him until you pass my riddles three | there is rpf on this account don't jumpscare yourself | header cred to my favorite fucking faggot i guess

[meowriimo]

scared the hell out of an old lady at the hospital by rushing out of the elevator bc as i was walking out i thought of a video i saw where the elevator suddenly dropped and nearly chopped a guy in half and i got scared 😭

[meowriimo]

shes ok btw we had a chuckle about it afterwards

[hemm8ck]

open your inbox boy

yeah what's up

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[hemm8ck]

sorry i wasn’t already following you, it’s just that im homophobic

faggotphobia

[tracheotomys]

oh this isn’t a safe fucking space …… whatever

[eebie]

getting nothing but latex furry porn on instGram reels

[eebie]

i keep liking the videos

[hemm8ck]

CNA ANYONE H EAR ME EE

pokies you in the teeth

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

[samwwise]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[hemm8ck]

what if they were called kawaii fish instead of koi fish

they are....???? tf is a koi

[hemm8ck]

MISOGYNIST!!!!

I HEAR YOU WHAT IS IT

[hemm8ck]

do u wanna fuck ur computer

does the pope shit in the woods

[hemm8ck]

this is a really great picture of u ur so hot

[hemm8ck]

she literally gets me like no one else

[hemm8ck]

misogynist

not the allegations again