Mabel pines :D

Just a girl looking for some fun! A GF au rp blog

[henchmaniac-mabel]

Hi! I’m Mabel pines! I travel through universes with my bestie bill and his other friends! He said we are working towards a party that will go on for infinity and that sounds like SO MUCH fun! But I’m also looking for my family! So if you see them tell me!!

Ok info dump abt this au:

Basically, before even Dreamscapers, Mabel and dipper find the portal and Mabel accidentally gets sucked in. she gets traumatized in the nightmare realm until bill finds her and manipulates her by saying “oh yeah I’m your friend” and he offers to make a deal with her in which that he will protect her if she stays with him and helps him, she agrees. Bill also tells her that ford is a shape shifting monster like she saw in the nightmare realm pretending to be her grunkle stan, so she doesn’t even know ford is ford. She is trying to find a way home while still helping bill. Basically bill adopts her:3.

also ref sheet:

[henchmaniac-mabel]

OH HEY THERE, SHOOTING STAR! WAIT, WHICH ONE ARE YOU? I'M JUST GONNA ASSUME YOU'RE THE FUN ONE. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

[He offers the Lil' Petey plush]

HERE! TAKE THIS AS A GIFT FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD KID! IT'S VERY SOFT AND COTTON-Y! PROMISE!

⚠️ @billciphersrpblog ⚠️

(OOC: Just realized I forgot to interact with your blog mb. Figured this would be a great excuse to finally do so! Feel free to take this ask in whatever direction you want👌)

[mabels eyes light up as she grabs the plush and hugs it with a big smile on her face] Thank you!! It’s so CUTEE!!! Hehe!!

Oh! That reminds me! My candy gun ran out of candy! Wanna go steal some candy from somewhere with me!?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HIYA, SHOOTING STAR! YOU'RE CERTAINLY MORE COLORFUL THAN OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU I'VE MET

bill!! Or at least other universe bill! Nice to see you!! And of course I’m colorful! I love being blindingly colorful ^_^! Want some candy!?

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

DEFINITELY ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S. MY SHOOTING STAR ISN'T NEARLY AS KIND AS YOU ARE.

...

... I ALWAYS WANT CANDY! (-(

[henchmaniac-mabel]

oh course I’m nice! Your my bestie!!

[she smiles as she pulls out her candy gun pointing it at nester]

Hey Catch!!

[she pulls the trigger and a small bag of gummies shoot towards nester]

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

... COURSE WE ARE! (-(

*He grabs the bag of gummies by wrapping his tongue around it and then drags it into his eyemouth and eats it without opening it first.*

[henchmaniac-mabel]

hehe…you Are very funny bill! I wanna try that too!

[she points the candy gun at her face and shoot it the bag of candy hitting her nose]

owww…I need to get better at catching things… :p

[she picks up the candy from the floor and opens the bag then eats the gummies]

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I SURE AM! (-(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHA!! YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY TOO. (-(

[henchmaniac-mabel]

thanks! I like to think of myself as funny too!!

hey! Wanna help me find something to use as practice with my hammer?

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

...

YES. YES I DO!

IS IT NORMAL HAMMER OR SOME SORTA MAGIC HAMMER?

IS IT THOR'S HAMMER?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

no silly, it’s not thors hammer, but it is special because my bill gave it to me!

[she pulls out a hammer that is too big for her to hold]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HIYA, SHOOTING STAR! YOU'RE CERTAINLY MORE COLORFUL THAN OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU I'VE MET

bill!! Or at least other universe bill! Nice to see you!! And of course I’m colorful! I love being blindingly colorful ^_^! Want some candy!?

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

DEFINITELY ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S. MY SHOOTING STAR ISN'T NEARLY AS KIND AS YOU ARE.

...

... I ALWAYS WANT CANDY! (-(

[henchmaniac-mabel]

oh course I’m nice! Your my bestie!!

[she smiles as she pulls out her candy gun pointing it at nester]

Hey Catch!!

[she pulls the trigger and a small bag of gummies shoot towards nester]

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

... COURSE WE ARE! (-(

*He grabs the bag of gummies by wrapping his tongue around it and then drags it into his eyemouth and eats it without opening it first.*

[henchmaniac-mabel]

hehe…you Are very funny bill! I wanna try that too!

[she points the candy gun at her face and shoot it the bag of candy hitting her nose]

owww…I need to get better at catching things… :p

[she picks up the candy from the floor and opens the bag then eats the gummies]

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I SURE AM! (-(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHA!! YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY TOO. (-(

[henchmaniac-mabel]

thanks! I like to think of myself as funny too!!

hey! Wanna help me find something to use as practice with my hammer?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HIYA, SHOOTING STAR! YOU'RE CERTAINLY MORE COLORFUL THAN OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU I'VE MET

bill!! Or at least other universe bill! Nice to see you!! And of course I’m colorful! I love being blindingly colorful ^_^! Want some candy!?

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

DEFINITELY ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S. MY SHOOTING STAR ISN'T NEARLY AS KIND AS YOU ARE.

...

... I ALWAYS WANT CANDY! (-(

[henchmaniac-mabel]

oh course I’m nice! Your my bestie!!

[she smiles as she pulls out her candy gun pointing it at nester]

Hey Catch!!

[she pulls the trigger and a small bag of gummies shoot towards nester]

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

... COURSE WE ARE! (-(

*He grabs the bag of gummies by wrapping his tongue around it and then drags it into his eyemouth and eats it without opening it first.*

[henchmaniac-mabel]

hehe…you Are very funny bill! I wanna try that too!

[she points the candy gun at her face and shoot it the bag of candy hitting her nose]

owww…I need to get better at catching things… :p

[she picks up the candy from the floor and opens the bag then eats the gummies]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HIYA, SHOOTING STAR! YOU'RE CERTAINLY MORE COLORFUL THAN OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU I'VE MET

bill!! Or at least other universe bill! Nice to see you!! And of course I’m colorful! I love being blindingly colorful ^_^! Want some candy!?

[theburningeyeofdawn-deactivated]

DEFINITELY ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S. MY SHOOTING STAR ISN'T NEARLY AS KIND AS YOU ARE.

...

... I ALWAYS WANT CANDY! (-(

[henchmaniac-mabel]

oh course I’m nice! Your my bestie!!

[she smiles as she pulls out her candy gun pointing it at nester]

Hey Catch!!

[she pulls the trigger and a small bag of gummies shoot towards nester]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HIYA, SHOOTING STAR! YOU'RE CERTAINLY MORE COLORFUL THAN OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU I'VE MET

bill!! Or at least other universe bill! Nice to see you!! And of course I’m colorful! I love being blindingly colorful ^_^! Want some candy!?

[starry-draws]

Henchmaniac Mabel art I did bc I love her so much

[henchmaniac-mabel]

That’s quite a lot of color you seem to be wearing. And an equally impressive bat you’ve got yourself.

…Is there a holiday I’m missing?

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

AGHHHH!! STAY BACK YOU MONSTER!!

[she struggles to pick up her hammer since it’s too heavy for her and she tries hitting ford]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford dodges backwards, switching to a defensive stance]

Monster?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

yeah! Bill told me about you! Trying to shape shift into my grunkle Stan so you can manipulate me! Well guess what! I’m smarter than that!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Of course—Bill. Why am I not surprised?

I’m not a shapeshifter. I know you, Mabel.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

w-wait…grunkle Stan? Is that actually you..?

wait a second! Why would grunkle Stan even be in a different dimension?? You are just trying to manipulate me more! And also don’t talk bad about my best friend bill you monster!!!

[she tries to hit him with the hammer again]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford ducks, dodging the blow]

Best friend?

[He makes a disgusted face]

I’m not your—I’m not Stanley!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

you don’t even know his name! My grunkle Stan’s name is Stanford pines!! Not stanley!! You though..your name is stinky poopy fake face!!!

[she pulls a pink gun with little charms hanging from the trigger out of her back pocket and points it at ford]

grrrrr!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Stanf—Mabel.

[Ford puts his hands up]

Don’t shoot me! I’m no threat to you! I’m Stanford Pines!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

no you are not!! My grunkle is Stanford pines!

[she pulls the trigger and a lollipop comes flying out and hits ford in the middle of his head]

CANDY GUN!! PEW PEW!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

[It smacks Ford in the forehead before falling onto the floor]

…Mabel, sweetie. That’s a terrible weapon…

[henchmaniac-mabel]

take your complaints up with the boss!!

[she grabs the lollipop off the floor and starts eating it]

[ford-between-dimensions]

Oh, I will. But clearly, Bill hasn’t put any serious thought to your safety. If he had, your last resort wouldn’t be a gun that fires candy. If I were a monster, you would be in some serious trouble right about now.

But fortunately for you, I’m human—And your Great Uncle at that. I’m not surprised Stanley’s never mentioned my existence to you, given why I’m even here…

We’re twins, Mabel. Nothing paranormal about that.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

I-I….grrrrrr!! Your mind games won’t work on me!!

[she takes the candy gun and presses a yellow button on it that makes a loud beep]

You’ll think twice about messing with me now!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

What’s that button there? …It’s not going to explode, is it?

[Ford takes a step back]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

hehe it blowing up would be the best circumstance for you!

[the button glows and from behind Mabel bill suddenly appears and ruffles her hair]

HEEEEELLO SHOOTING STAR!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Cipher! Get your hands away from my niece! Unless you want me to remove them myself!

[Ford reaches for his gun at his waist]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HEY! Don’t touch my best friend!!

[mabel puts herself in between bill and ford]

you monster!! First you were trying to pretend to be my grunkle and now you are threatening to shoot my best friend!

WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE SHOOTING STAR, NO NEED TO PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER, MISS HUMAN MEAT SHIELD!

[mabel breaks from her serious stance and starts laughing]

haha! Human meat shield! Your so funny bill!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Mabel, he doesn’t think of you as any more than a means to an ends! As a pawn to make use of! Don’t risk your life for his sake! You aren’t bound to him!

[Ford pales]

You…aren’t bound to him, are you?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

well he’s my best friend so obviously I am!

YES SIXER, WE MADE A BIT OF A DEAL, I PROTECT HER AND SHE STAYS WITH ME AND HELPS WHEN I NEED HER TO

bill! He doesn’t deserve to hear our bestie agreement!

OH YES OF COURSE SHOOTING STAR, YOU'RE RIGHT, HE DOSNT DESERVE TO HEAR IT!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

That’s quite a lot of color you seem to be wearing. And an equally impressive bat you’ve got yourself.

…Is there a holiday I’m missing?

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

AGHHHH!! STAY BACK YOU MONSTER!!

[she struggles to pick up her hammer since it’s too heavy for her and she tries hitting ford]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford dodges backwards, switching to a defensive stance]

Monster?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

yeah! Bill told me about you! Trying to shape shift into my grunkle Stan so you can manipulate me! Well guess what! I’m smarter than that!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Of course—Bill. Why am I not surprised?

I’m not a shapeshifter. I know you, Mabel.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

w-wait…grunkle Stan? Is that actually you..?

wait a second! Why would grunkle Stan even be in a different dimension?? You are just trying to manipulate me more! And also don’t talk bad about my best friend bill you monster!!!

[she tries to hit him with the hammer again]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford ducks, dodging the blow]

Best friend?

[He makes a disgusted face]

I’m not your—I’m not Stanley!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

you don’t even know his name! My grunkle Stan’s name is Stanford pines!! Not stanley!! You though..your name is stinky poopy fake face!!!

[she pulls a pink gun with little charms hanging from the trigger out of her back pocket and points it at ford]

grrrrr!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Stanf—Mabel.

[Ford puts his hands up]

Don’t shoot me! I’m no threat to you! I’m Stanford Pines!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

no you are not!! My grunkle is Stanford pines!

[she pulls the trigger and a lollipop comes flying out and hits ford in the middle of his head]

CANDY GUN!! PEW PEW!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

[It smacks Ford in the forehead before falling onto the floor]

…Mabel, sweetie. That’s a terrible weapon…

[henchmaniac-mabel]

take your complaints up with the boss!!

[she grabs the lollipop off the floor and starts eating it]

[ford-between-dimensions]

Oh, I will. But clearly, Bill hasn’t put any serious thought to your safety. If he had, your last resort wouldn’t be a gun that fires candy. If I were a monster, you would be in some serious trouble right about now.

But fortunately for you, I’m human—And your Great Uncle at that. I’m not surprised Stanley’s never mentioned my existence to you, given why I’m even here…

We’re twins, Mabel. Nothing paranormal about that.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

I-I….grrrrrr!! Your mind games won’t work on me!!

[she takes the candy gun and presses a yellow button on it that makes a loud beep]

You’ll think twice about messing with me now!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

What’s that button there? …It’s not going to explode, is it?

[Ford takes a step back]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

hehe it blowing up would be the best circumstance for you!

[the button glows and from behind Mabel bill suddenly appears and ruffles her hair]

HEEEEELLO SHOOTING STAR!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Cipher! Get your hands away from my niece! Unless you want me to remove them myself!

[Ford reaches for his gun at his waist]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HEY! Don’t touch my best friend!!

[mabel puts herself in between bill and ford]

you monster!! First you were trying to pretend to be my grunkle and now you are threatening to shoot my best friend!

WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE SHOOTING STAR, NO NEED TO PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER, MISS HUMAN MEAT SHIELD!

[mabel breaks from her serious stance and starts laughing]

haha! Human meat shield! Your so funny bill!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

That’s quite a lot of color you seem to be wearing. And an equally impressive bat you’ve got yourself.

…Is there a holiday I’m missing?

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

AGHHHH!! STAY BACK YOU MONSTER!!

[she struggles to pick up her hammer since it’s too heavy for her and she tries hitting ford]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford dodges backwards, switching to a defensive stance]

Monster?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

yeah! Bill told me about you! Trying to shape shift into my grunkle Stan so you can manipulate me! Well guess what! I’m smarter than that!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Of course—Bill. Why am I not surprised?

I’m not a shapeshifter. I know you, Mabel.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

w-wait…grunkle Stan? Is that actually you..?

wait a second! Why would grunkle Stan even be in a different dimension?? You are just trying to manipulate me more! And also don’t talk bad about my best friend bill you monster!!!

[she tries to hit him with the hammer again]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford ducks, dodging the blow]

Best friend?

[He makes a disgusted face]

I’m not your—I’m not Stanley!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

you don’t even know his name! My grunkle Stan’s name is Stanford pines!! Not stanley!! You though..your name is stinky poopy fake face!!!

[she pulls a pink gun with little charms hanging from the trigger out of her back pocket and points it at ford]

grrrrr!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Stanf—Mabel.

[Ford puts his hands up]

Don’t shoot me! I’m no threat to you! I’m Stanford Pines!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

no you are not!! My grunkle is Stanford pines!

[she pulls the trigger and a lollipop comes flying out and hits ford in the middle of his head]

CANDY GUN!! PEW PEW!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

[It smacks Ford in the forehead before falling onto the floor]

…Mabel, sweetie. That’s a terrible weapon…

[henchmaniac-mabel]

take your complaints up with the boss!!

[she grabs the lollipop off the floor and starts eating it]

[ford-between-dimensions]

Oh, I will. But clearly, Bill hasn’t put any serious thought to your safety. If he had, your last resort wouldn’t be a gun that fires candy. If I were a monster, you would be in some serious trouble right about now.

But fortunately for you, I’m human—And your Great Uncle at that. I’m not surprised Stanley’s never mentioned my existence to you, given why I’m even here…

We’re twins, Mabel. Nothing paranormal about that.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

I-I….grrrrrr!! Your mind games won’t work on me!!

[she takes the candy gun and presses a yellow button on it that makes a loud beep]

You’ll think twice about messing with me now!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

What’s that button there? …It’s not going to explode, is it?

[Ford takes a step back]

[henchmaniac-mabel]

hehe it blowing up would be the best circumstance for you!

[the button glows and from behind Mabel bill suddenly appears and ruffles her hair]

HEEEEELLO SHOOTING STAR!!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

That’s quite a lot of color you seem to be wearing. And an equally impressive bat you’ve got yourself.

…Is there a holiday I’m missing?

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

AGHHHH!! STAY BACK YOU MONSTER!!

[she struggles to pick up her hammer since it’s too heavy for her and she tries hitting ford]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford dodges backwards, switching to a defensive stance]

Monster?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

yeah! Bill told me about you! Trying to shape shift into my grunkle Stan so you can manipulate me! Well guess what! I’m smarter than that!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Of course—Bill. Why am I not surprised?

I’m not a shapeshifter. I know you, Mabel.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

w-wait…grunkle Stan? Is that actually you..?

wait a second! Why would grunkle Stan even be in a different dimension?? You are just trying to manipulate me more! And also don’t talk bad about my best friend bill you monster!!!

[she tries to hit him with the hammer again]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford ducks, dodging the blow]

Best friend?

[He makes a disgusted face]

I’m not your—I’m not Stanley!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

you don’t even know his name! My grunkle Stan’s name is Stanford pines!! Not stanley!! You though..your name is stinky poopy fake face!!!

[she pulls a pink gun with little charms hanging from the trigger out of her back pocket and points it at ford]

grrrrr!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Stanf—Mabel.

[Ford puts his hands up]

Don’t shoot me! I’m no threat to you! I’m Stanford Pines!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

no you are not!! My grunkle is Stanford pines!

[she pulls the trigger and a lollipop comes flying out and hits ford in the middle of his head]

CANDY GUN!! PEW PEW!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

[It smacks Ford in the forehead before falling onto the floor]

…Mabel, sweetie. That’s a terrible weapon…

[henchmaniac-mabel]

take your complaints up with the boss!!

[she grabs the lollipop off the floor and starts eating it]

[ford-between-dimensions]

Oh, I will. But clearly, Bill hasn’t put any serious thought to your safety. If he had, your last resort wouldn’t be a gun that fires candy. If I were a monster, you would be in some serious trouble right about now.

But fortunately for you, I’m human—And your Great Uncle at that. I’m not surprised Stanley’s never mentioned my existence to you, given why I’m even here…

We’re twins, Mabel. Nothing paranormal about that.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

I-I….grrrrrr!! Your mind games won’t work on me!!

[she takes the candy gun and presses a yellow button on it that makes a loud beep]

You’ll think twice about messing with me now!!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

That’s quite a lot of color you seem to be wearing. And an equally impressive bat you’ve got yourself.

…Is there a holiday I’m missing?

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

AGHHHH!! STAY BACK YOU MONSTER!!

[she struggles to pick up her hammer since it’s too heavy for her and she tries hitting ford]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford dodges backwards, switching to a defensive stance]

Monster?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

yeah! Bill told me about you! Trying to shape shift into my grunkle Stan so you can manipulate me! Well guess what! I’m smarter than that!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Of course—Bill. Why am I not surprised?

I’m not a shapeshifter. I know you, Mabel.

[henchmaniac-mabel]

w-wait…grunkle Stan? Is that actually you..?

wait a second! Why would grunkle Stan even be in a different dimension?? You are just trying to manipulate me more! And also don’t talk bad about my best friend bill you monster!!!

[she tries to hit him with the hammer again]

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford ducks, dodging the blow]

Best friend?

[He makes a disgusted face]

I’m not your—I’m not Stanley!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

you don’t even know his name! My grunkle Stan’s name is Stanford pines!! Not stanley!! You though..your name is stinky poopy fake face!!!

[she pulls a pink gun with little charms hanging from the trigger out of her back pocket and points it at ford]

grrrrr!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

Stanf—Mabel.

[Ford puts his hands up]

Don’t shoot me! I’m no threat to you! I’m Stanford Pines!

[henchmaniac-mabel]

no you are not!! My grunkle is Stanford pines!

[she pulls the trigger and a lollipop comes flying out and hits ford in the middle of his head]

CANDY GUN!! PEW PEW!!

[ford-between-dimensions]

[It smacks Ford in the forehead before falling onto the floor]

…Mabel, sweetie. That’s a terrible weapon…

[henchmaniac-mabel]

take your complaints up with the boss!!

[she grabs the lollipop off the floor and starts eating it]

[mabel-multiverse-explorer]

woah! Hey there other me! Wanna be friends!!

— @henchmaniac-mabel

HECK YEAH! I LOVE YOUR FIT!!! OOO! AND I HAD EARRINGS LIKE THAT!! except they were made out of Doritos✨

[henchmaniac-mabel]

Oh! I know a guy that looks like a Dorito! Oh and thanks for the compliment! A few of my friends helped me pick out the outfit!

[mabel-multiverse-explorer]

Yeah I know a couple Doritos too! I ate popcorn with one and lemonade with another! I really like your pine tree patch it reminds me of Dipper! Who are your friends?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

oh yeah, I made it when I was missing home. I haven’t seen dipper or grunkle Stan in a while..

My friends? Well, my best friend is bill, he’s been taking care of me! And my other friends are his henchmaniacs! Mostly pyronica!

[mabel-multiverse-explorer]

Yeah I haven't either.. I'm glad I have Gruncle ford with me though! I don't know what I'd do without him..

I mean I'm kinda best friends with one of them!!! There's a lot out there though, I don't think I could be friends with the one that goes with my universe he tried to kill Dipper! ... The henchmaniacs!? Aren't they kinda evil though?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

Nah, the henchmaniacs are really nice! pyronica let’s me braid her hair sometimes!

kill dipper? Why would your bill try and hurt dipper..? Also who is grunkle “ford”? I only have a grunkle Stan

[henchmaniac-ford]

g-grunkle Stan..?

WAIT NO YOU ARE PROBABLY THAT SHAPE SHIFTER THAT BILL WAS TELLING ME ABOUT! Grrrrr!! Stop pretending to be my grunkle you monster!!!

— @henchmaniac-mabel

"No, no Honey it's Ford not Stan! Great uncle Ford remember..?" Stanford says with a slight chuckle, pausing for a moment to observe her outfit. "Mabel.. why are you talking to Bill!? I'm not a monster- honey why do you have those earrings!? Tell me you didn't make a deal with him."

[henchmaniac-mabel]

ford? What? Next you’re going to tell me grunkle Stan had a secret twin brother this whole time!!

Well anyway I’m not going to believe your manipulation, bill already told me what you are! He knows what’s safe for me and what’s not! And why do you care about our deal? It’s just an agreement between besties!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"...Well I wouldn't really say I was a secret, or at least not a well kept one. I mean he literally stole my identity so if anything he was the secret twin brother.." Stanford feels the color drain from him face "Mabel no! Don't listen to him! He's the manipulative one, I made the mistake of trusting Bill and my life has been one disaster after another! What exactly did you say in the deal maybe there's a loop hole!" Stanford places back and forth "I can tell you about me and Stan when we were younger if that'll prove my innocence! Or maybe show you my blood you can't fake that"

[henchmaniac-mabel]

I dunno…bill is my best friend and he takes care of me.

[she pulls out her pink candy gun]

he even gave me a gun!

he protected me when I was alone in nightmare realm, and that was really scary…

ACK! I shouldn’t be talking to you! You looking like my grunkle is messing with my brain!!!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I thought he was my best friend too at one point but he's not! Mabel he is planning on taking over your dimension! Don't trust a word that scumbag says." Stanford admires the gun for a moment. "That's surprisingly mature of him, did he teach you to shoot it? I'm so sorry I didn't find you first.." Stanford grins laughing "Well I'd hope I look like him we're identical twins"

[henchmaniac-mabel]

HEY! don’t call my best friend a scumbag!

And oh yeah, he taught me to shoot it, and you know what else I can do?

[she pulls out an oversized hammer that is almost too big for her to carry and tries to hit ford with it]

[henchmaniac-ford]

"best friend!? Don't call him that, you'll make me sick.." Stanford says quickly side stepping her attack a confident smile on his lips "Honey I've fought much tougher people than you, and your stance is all wrong. He should've shrunk it down a bit."

[henchmaniac-mabel]

eh? Wrong? But don’t you just swing it around and hope it hits someone? I dunno…i just got it like recently and bill has been to busy to teach me

[papafords-childrenshome]

Hey stinky shape shifter that is pretending to be my grunkle Stan, what’s with the big place? Is it a slaughterhouse…?

— @henchmaniac-mabel

*ford blinks, startled and confused*

What? No! Of course not! I would never dream of harming any child! Though I can think of one version of myself that would...

*he shakes his head and frowns*

What do you mean, "shapeshifter"? I know my son is, but he's adopted. And I'm not pretending to be my brother. I know we look alike, but we don't look that alike, do we?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

bill told me about you! You are just a shape shifter pretending to be my grunkle!

…did you say this place has kids? Like actual kids? I haven’t seen people my age in a while…the last person I saw that was my age was…

n-never mind that! I know you are a fake!

[papafords-childrenshome]

*ford frowns deeper*

I promise I'm not a shapeshifter. If I were, that'd be news to me. Bill is known to be quite the liar and manipulator.

*he pauses*

Did you... not know your Grunkle Stan has a brother?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

people keep telling me he does but I don’t believe it! Grunkle Stan never mentioned it…why wouldn’t he tell me and dipper he had a brother…

[she sits on the floor cross legged and takes out a piece of candy to eat]

and bill is my best friend! He would never manipulate me! He’s like practically my other dad!…maybe dad is a bit far but you get what I’m saying

[papafords-childrenshome]

Hey stinky shape shifter that is pretending to be my grunkle Stan, what’s with the big place? Is it a slaughterhouse…?

— @henchmaniac-mabel

*ford blinks, startled and confused*

What? No! Of course not! I would never dream of harming any child! Though I can think of one version of myself that would...

*he shakes his head and frowns*

What do you mean, "shapeshifter"? I know my son is, but he's adopted. And I'm not pretending to be my brother. I know we look alike, but we don't look that alike, do we?

[henchmaniac-mabel]

bill told me about you! You are just a shape shifter pretending to be my grunkle!

…did you say this place has kids? Like actual kids? I haven’t seen people my age in a while…the last person I saw that was my age was…

n-never mind that! I know you are a fake!