[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[pondweeds]

that wasn’t very gay rights of you

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[vintage90sgold]

[bill-jimbersons-funhouse]

8yrs later…..Pinky is still on the market

[funnypicsdept]

[memesandlaughs]

[kristina100000]

NOOOO

[okayysophia]

GTFOH!!!!!😂😂😂

[fake-ass-teena-marie]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m losing my mind! 💀💀💀💀💀

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

[slickarus2]

Glew

[muffin-n-waffle]

i just got an ad on instagram for a boob mask. it’s like a face mask, but you know, for your boobs. what in the actual fuck

[muffin-n-waffle]

gonna slather my whole body in a mask then yeet myself off the plane of existence

[fairy-feather]

@muffin-n-waffle Was it this?? Because if there are multiple companies out there focusing on titty balm, I am somewhat concernikus.

…Why the hell do my boobs need to glow?

[muffin-n-waffle]

That would be it! Though to be fair I realize products like this do help people that have acne on their breasts, it’s just that Instagram always seems to be shoving one beauty product after the other down my throat and I’d had enough of it today.

[finnglas]

ok but two things this has going for it: 1. the name 2. the implication that you’re going to use this as an opportunity to entice a friend into touching your boobs

[thebibliosphere]

They make a butt one too:

As well as a product which claims to contain real holy water:

Personally I just like that they listed it as “essential oil free”.

What a time to be alive.

[quantumfeat72]

[good-dog-girls]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

[matthew-williamson]

[love-freak-deactivated20190805]

We fall in love with people we can’t have

[jakemorph]

[tastefullyoffensive]