ikea is life

22 || Ravenclaw || Swedish || Father of Rosie and Zephyr

[henrik-lund]

“No, no, I’m not asleep!” Henrik got up startled as he looked around his surroundings. “I was just... uh, visualising my next design project with closed eyes?”

[henrik-lund]

fairchildpuff:

“You’re right!” Mercer found that he liked how positive Henrik was. More people needed to be that way. He could see why Mason was smitten. “All of them? Remind me to visit Ikea more often.” He was probably more excited than he should’ve been, practically bouncing on his feet as he went over to try out the first couch. It didn’t take much to make him happy though and this couch shopping put him in a good mood. “There’s so many to choose from!”

“Yes, exactly! All of them! This way you can choose what fits your living room perfectly!” Henrik smiled excitedly and plopped down on the first couch. “Now this couch here is more for like... looking at it! You can look, take a picture but it’s not really comfy in the long run but GOD this colour!” he sighed and patted the seat next to him. “Come, come! We have loads of time! So! Is there anything besides a couch you might need?”

[henrik-lund]

what if ikea sucks as soon as you take over?

[venetialund]

‘you can come over and help me bake a toscakaka, however i’m not up for much conversation.’

[henrik-lund]

“do we have to?” henrik asked with a tiny pout because that was definitely his least favourite cake.

[henrik-lund]

grayson-churchill:

‘tell me one thing, ikea,’ he started as he picked up the glass from the table and helped himself to henrik’s sofa (yes the same sofa he and henry would dry hump on later). ‘why would you be sadistic enough to turn your poor cat inside out? we have cats in australia, and they have fur… like most things. it’s strange that i have more hair than rosie. is it a condition? is she okay? will she live? oh god, is it cat cancer? i can donate my hair for a wig, oh. poor rosie. i’ll fund your gofundme page, baby!’ 

henrik sat on the other side of the couch and rolled his eyes at grayson’s questions. he knew they were going to come and they weren’t going to stop and that he wasn’t the only one who’d ask them and henrik was ready for it all. ready to fight everyone who offends his precious kitten. “you have more hair than everyone else, you’re like a... furry,” he shrugged his shoulders and downed the rest of his drink. “she’s all good, koala, she’s better and happier than you are.”

[ryankelleys-archive]

[scrubsgif]

[henrik-lund]

@grayson-churchill

[henrik-lund]

valentine’s day 2k18

white button-up shirt + skinny black jeans + cute beige sweater with a little heart on it

[henrik-lund]

evierossy:

“You’re Ven’s brother?” Evie asked, a bright smile forming on her features. “She’s…” she grimaced for a moment and spun around in her dress, looking through the crowd of people to see if she could spot the blonde. To her dismay, she couldn’t, but she turned back to Ven’s brother with a shrug. “I have no idea. But I now she’s with her friends. I can help find her with you? It’s been like a hot minute since I danced with her. But hi! I’m Evie,” she stuck her hand out to him. “the girl who took your sister to this party. Talk while we search!” She said, linking arms with him and already pointing to where she remembered Venus dancing off too earlier.

Henrik nodded his head at the question, a little confused because she seemed to know him and he had no idea who this girl was! But when she introduced herself, finally he got it. After all, his sister couldn’t really shut up about this girl. “Ah, Evie! Yes, I’m Henrik, nice to meet you too,” he shook her head with a smile. “You’re the one who got her that free tea, right?” Of course, she was and he knew that but he is polite and he wants to keep the conversation going. “There are so many people here, I bet she’s somewhere dancing with the girls or that Miro guy but you know, better safe than sorry eh?”

[henrik-lund]

odetteparkinsxn:

“I’m not a very party person and normally I would skip them altogether, but i’m trying to make an effort this year.” she smiled softly “That’s like asking me to pick what my favourite subject it. I’m partial to the classics like War and Peace, Anna Karenina, Don Quixote…and don’t forget Shakespeare…Sorry I’m rambling” she apologised, shaking her head “Do you have a favourite?” 

“Oh, is it like a new year’s resolution?” Henrik asked with a small smile and nodded his head. “No, no, no! Keep talking, you don’t need to be sorry. I absolutely love Anna Karenina and Russian literature in general. Oh, me? I don’t really have the time to read with me studying at two different universities but are you familiar with Scandinavian crime fiction?”

[odetteparkinsxn-blog]

“I got dragged along by some of the other Ravenclaws. I don’t know why i agreed to come along, I always feel so out of place at parties. Books I can deal with. Booze not so much.”

[henrik-lund]

“Oh, I understand you completely! I like parties but not THAT much and sometimes staying home with a book and tea is absolutely the best!” Henrik nodded with a smile. “What’s your favourite book then?”

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[zelda-miku]

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

[henrik-lund]

“hi, have you seen my sister, venus? tiny, blonde? i can’t find her anywhere and i’m kind of starting to freak out,” henrik asked with a tiny sigh and ran a hand through his hair. 

@zachariahsisms

[henrik-lund]

i’ve decided to finally make intro posts bc i'm bored and i don’t wanna study yet so here you go!

HENRIK LUND is a WIZARD of TWENTY-TWO in RAVENCLAW who looks particularly like LIAM HEMSWORTH/JONATHAN GROFF/BILL SKARSGARD/JOSH PIETERS/JAKUB GIERSZAŁ (sry i’m undecided). They are in their FOURTH YEAR and study TRANSFIGURATION. If you asked anyone who knew them, they would describe them as EMPATHETIC and GENUINE but also CLUMSY and SHY.

&. he’s from sweden, he came to england to study at dolium

&. muggleborn and loving both worlds equally

&. his family owns IKEA (and let’s pretend that the actual ex-fascist founder has nothing to do with them :) )

&. he has an older brother bjorn and a little sister venus and he would die for them but also kill for them

&. and also, he’s got two sphynx cats -- rosie and zephyr!

&. he’s majoring in transfiguration and also studying interior design at a muggle uni in london

&. so he’s busy but he always finds time for his sunshine mason #priorities #goals

&. he’s just goals, he’s loyal and caring and he will do anything to make people happy and nobody deserves him tbh

&. he’s 6′3 so he’s kinda clumsy because he so tol

&. ABBA ABBA ABBA ABBA ABBA ABBA can he get more swedish

&. he really loves eurovision, he plans his whole month to the eurovision week and it’s like super bowl for him (idk if that’s a good comparison bc i know nothing about superbowl except that beyonce is there)

&. english is like his fourth language so he doesn’t always understand what you’re saying to him but he is almost fluent in it anyway but pls don’t talk too fast

[henrik-lund]

txt // henrik & venus

venus: oh goodness, is that the australian? he scares me, i could never

venus: are you friends? you're friends with your boyfriend's ex best friend's boyfriend?

venus: promise we'll double up and convince him to come here?

venus: her name is evie rosier! and no, you know i don't jump into these things. i think we'll become friends, though.

henrik: he is sometimes scary

henrik: and he’s afraid of rosie and zephyr 🙄

henrik: and kinda????? we sang abba together

henrik: why not? if she’s cute then go for it.

henrik: what about that miro guy tho?

[ladyrydell]

“So I get that my parents don’t want me to work unless it’s at the ministry a judge—or minister. Like, whatever comes first—but I spend all my time in here and I love this place so much that I kind of want to… work here.” Evie scrunched her nose and looked around. She wanted to work at Naughty Cupid making coffees and teas? Who was she? Her mother would faint and her dad would be beyond confused, then upset. “It’s so pink and cute in here, you know? And I love the tea and, like, I should probably not have to live off my parents’ money, right? Do you think they’ll just, like, give me that job if I asked?

[henrik-lund]

“My parents want me to be the CEO of Ikea but I feel like my older brother is doing such a great job, you know?” Henrik knew this was something completely different but how else could he show her that he knew what she was going through? He didn’t even know her that well anyway, for God’s sake. “You should ask, I bet they have an opening.”

[henrik-lund]

txt // henrik & venus

venus: cute girls are cute :(

venue: um because she saw me struggling to speak english to that rude pink woman 🙄

venus: i miss sweden, i miss björn

venus: but i get free tea here so whatever

henrik: you gotta spend some time with grayson. by the end of the day you’ll be able to know what everyone is saying

henrik: but you still won’t know what HE says tho 😬😬😬

henrik: i know, i miss him too venus

henrik: but easter is soon and we will see everyone!

henrik: are you going to ask her out? 👀 what’s her name anyway?😁