A Monster

@henryfinnigan

If I told you what I was, Would you turn your back on me? Hello Best Friends! Henry Finnigan here. Quidditch, Transfiguration and Potions disaster but Herbology, Care of Magial creatures and Astronomy Master. Friend of Badgers, Amateur Artist and much more

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Anyone in need of blemish blitzers? My father just sent me a couple of ounces of powdered dragon claw and my first thought was to create blemish blitzers. It’s great for treating acne if anyone needs it. Actually I just used the spare to create the blemish blitzers since I mainly use dragon claw for the brain boosting potions so we’re back in business with that.

Can I also hire you to drink polyjuice potion, dress up as me and then take my potions examns? But for like .... 5 galleons and 2 chocolate frogs.... and half a pack of Bertie Botts.

So since this year we had the least third years in the castle’s history enroll in Divination, I’ve decided to start working on next fall’s recruitment now. This week I’ll be doing Tarot card readings in the Great Hall during lunch. You don’t have to be a second year to participate, but be warned that once the cars have been read you can’t change them.

How are some randomly drawn cards supposed to predict anything. It doesn’t even make sense.

#c: ethan #//ah yes tell the guy who's going to read your mind his subject doesn't make any sense

Great game, everyone, really. Ravenclaw, it was a pleasure to play with all of you. Gryffindor, WE’RE BACK!

It seems like years ago that Gryffindor won a Quidditch Match ... or anything really.

Congratulations, Gryffindor!

That was a game well-played. Obviously, I’d have preferred my house winning, but you guys were great and won fair and square, so congrats! I hope you guys are celebrating!

The match was so much fun to watch!

kelseycornerclaw

So I went to pull my scarf out from under my bed since it’s a bit windy and I swear something growled at me.

I’ve combed Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them about thirty times and there’s definitely no clothes-eating-bed-monster in there, but I’m still not thrilled with the prospect of trying to fight whatever it is. Help?!

I was going to suggest it was your copy of the Monster Book of Monsters, but that probably isn’t it.... I think.

becclawtheraven

Why is it so big?

becclawtheraven

Well you could turn them off when it’s actually bed time.

But I’m not that often in my bed when I’m not sleeping so then it would be kinda pointless.

lcuisweasley-blog

Your wishes have been taken into consideration and duly ignored.

Thanks. Wait no, don’t kill me. I didn’t ask for this.

today's been horrible.

Then I don’t really understand why they don’t believe you. Ooooh, okay, I understand what you mean now. Have you ever actually tried though?

People think I have too many accidents or something. I don’t know what is really going on.

kelseycornerclaw

Really, how is he so evil? Is he stealing your socks too? Well, Smythe kind of has a reputation as not liking anyone, so maybe that extends to his cat?

I swear he is! He hates me and he wants Ryder all for himself and not for me. Yeah maybe that’s the case ...

becclawtheraven

Why is it so big?

becclawtheraven

The school doesn’t do nearly enough decorations in the dorms themselves, though! Think how nice it would be to have twinkling lights hanging from your canopy bed, how is that not an amazing idea?

I don’t think I could sleep if there are lights in my bed.

You need to sing that at my wedding.

I can totally convince Teddy to do it but the groom’s arrival isn’t as important! Vic would look like a princess warrior if she does it.

I’m a terrible singer, I should not be allowed to sing at anyone’s wedding.

Yeah that’s true. You can always try and convince both your Uncle and your cousin to use dragons at the wedding.

lcuisweasley-blog

You’ve found out my secret. Now you have to die.

But I don’t want to die!

Thanks! I wanted to get things done before I ended up procrastinating until two days before Christmas, again. And deciding on candy for everything seemed like the quickest and best solution.

it really is the easiest decision but I don’t know if it would be much fun to just get a million chocolate frogs.

today's been horrible.

Do you fall down the stairs that often?! Merlin, Finnigan. I didn’t get that hurt though and with a simple potion I was fine in a few hours. It doesn’t matter if they were bad though as long as they had fun! That’s kind of the point, right? To have fun?

Not often but it happened like once ... or twice. Of course it’s the point to have fun, It was just like an observation that many people weren’t that good and I know I wouldn’t do muh better so I think I can say that.

kelseycornerclaw

Don’t you think Ryder’s cat is trying to murder you or something?

He totally is! Bu that’s not the point. I don’t have cat and I’m just confused why he calls them assholes when he has one himself.

I’m so excited! And I cannot hide it! Christmas is really close and I definitely need to send my list to dad so he can start shopping for my presents as soon as possible. Then, I also have to come up with wedding presents for Teddy and Vic! I hope Uncle Charlie brings a dragon to the wedding – just imagine Vic arriving on a dragon! And a few days after their wedding, I’m turning seventeen. Christmas and birthday presents are totally separate but they don’t have to be extravagant! I wonder how old I’d be in dragon years.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited And I just can't hide it And I know I know I know I know I know

Okay, I got carried away a tiny bit. Christmas is going to be like amazing, as always. Arriving on a dragonw ould be a cool entrance to a wedding. But I think it’s more likely Ted would agree on arriving on a dragon though.

We’re only six days into November and I’m pretty certain that I’ve gotten my Christmas lists completely sorted. Both for myself and for the rest of you guys. I mean, it’s not a huge feat since the list is 100% candy. But hey, I did something that involved organization! Progress!

I was wondering how you decided what you wanted this soon already but only having candy on sounds like it makes sense. Good choice though.

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