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Zevran: You've had another fight with the Templars.

HoF: By the age of twenty-five, every wizard ages ten years every time the templar reads him a sermon on how not to succumb to the temptation of demons. My life is in sin until a demon or Creator takes me away. You get tired of it quickly.

Zevran: Well, with such a sinful appearance like yours I would be on my knees from morning to night.

HoF: Zevran

Zevran: Don't try not to laugh, my dear. You know it's funny.

HoF: Okay, you got me. It's too funny and I'm going to hell for laughing. But there is a dark side to them. Templars succumb to this sin and harm mages, if you know what I mean. But mages are blamed for everything. So don't tell anyone that I was laughing at it.

Zevran: My lips are tightly closed.

HoF: Makers breath

Zevran: You already believe in the Creator, right? And I haven't even made you sin properly yet.

HoF: (laughing)

Zevran: I'm glad you're laughing. There's a dark side to such jokes, right? I can kill anyone who has offended you or whom you doubt.

HoF: Thank you. If I need help, you'll be the first. That's not what I meant...

Zevran: And am I vulgarizing everything?

HoF: Yes!

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Oh my God, you're such a rebеl You pretty devil!

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Do you know why HoF are afraid? Why are they afraid of Anders? Mages? Because they're doing completely shit.

For example, Anders blew up a church. Hawk, being a mage, took a step back the moment Anders said these words before blowing up everything. And the second time, when the HoF said the same words:

- Enough half measures! The Templars have lost! Accept it already!

Because HoF is really tired of hearing from every unfriendly person with a sword where his place is when there are such trivial problems like the Taint, the Calling and the Darkspawns. After all, it is easy to annoy a Circle mages with threats of deprivation of liberty and rights.

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The Hero of Ferelden if, you know, Liliana didn't pretend she didn't know what HoF was eating right now and with whom

They see a big dragon: IT'S AN ARCHDEMON

HoF: hold my beer

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Alistair in Origins said something about his friend attacking food like a savage

The Inquisition must have gone bankrupt because of Wardens

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Bull: This is my ex-boyfriend

Dorian: Stop talking about it to everyone. I'm his husband.

Dorian, knocking the last spirit out of the undead and knocking all the shit out of the templars with a blow of the staff, Pavus

- ...wow

Bull: Yep. This is my husband :З

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A moment from the First Avenger 2? Yes.

At the moment when the templars are walking opposite ten meters away.

Nathaniel: Do you have a backup plan for this case?

Anders: Run

Hawk: Fight

Varrick: Lie

Nathaniel: We have to hide

Hawk: On an empty road? Great plan

Nathaniel: Public display of feelings causes inconvenience to others

Anders: Of course

And Nathaniel, who pushes Anders against the wall so that the templars can't see a single piece of the fabric of his robe. He kisses almost like a monk - barely touching his lips, but the trembling still covers the whole body

Hawk: 👀

Varric: 👀

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The reunion in DA2 of Nathaniel and Anders is of course wonderful

Anders still doesn't like Deep Roads

Caring and head over heels in love Nath with an almost impenetrable expression turns on the commander

Nathaniel: Stay behind me.

Anders: Well, no.

Nathaniel: you're afraid of the darkspawn. I don't want any trouble, mage.

Anders: I can't believe it....

Nathaniel:....

Anders: Do you remember the raid on the broodmother's lair after Amaranthine? We wandered along slippery paths, from which the larvae of darkspawn climbed out for almost a week. They dragged the dwarves away and drugged them with taint. And then there was their mom, a nasty slug. Oh, yes, the dwarf who devoured his own, shriveled up and turned black. Oh, and the Ghoul Warden, but they were still conscious when they were writhing in pain...

Nathaniel: I get it.

Anders: Did you?

Nathaniel: All Grey Wardens go through this.

Anders: Thank you, it helped me.

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In the Inquisition, if Carver Hawk has become a Grey Warden, then his brother/sister will ask Avelin to take him away from Orlails

The strategy is as reliable as a Swiss watch

Point one: to break into the camp of the Grey Warden and kidnap one of them

*Note to the point: and would Avelin have stormed into such posts as the Turnip keep?

Point two: clothes in hand and let's go

Point three: would probably be that the commander of Carver's squad would roll his eyes

just on the spot of the Hero of Ferelden, I would connect someone from my entourage to Carver, if not for constant supervision, then for training

HoF: Nath

Nathaniel: what

HoF: teach the boy to defend himself. So that guards wouldn't run after him from Kirkwall

Nathaniel: yEs, siR

HoF: good, I love you

Nathaniel: screw you*

To be completely honest, the biggest problem for Carver would be the Hero of Ferelden, who kills dragons in the morning instead of jogging, could destroy Corypheus in the first three minutes of the game and eat little Kirkwall boys for breakfast

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Anders could make it up as he go along everything, yes, but he said "I've been fortunate" Anders could have lied as well as know the mage who told him that he was beaten or raped by a templar And you know what's even worse? He's a healer. It is easier for him to recognize the trauma when it is there. If that mage didn't tell him, Anders knew everything by the wound pattern. And damn it, no matter how many templars this guy killed, I would applaud him every time he ran out of the Circle.

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Dorian... seriously

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bless whoever did the subtitles

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more lackon / roland but in the sunset this time ✨

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Josephine says it's not worth playing cards with the antivans. It's funny that Bioware mentions this in DAI, after Zevran helped beat Isabella in DAO.

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My version is that mages can hear the song of the lyrium coming from the templars.

Therefore, they easily understand when the lyrium completely takes over the mind of the templar (the song becomes loud) and when the templar stops taking the lyrium (it disappears). From this you can make a cute fan fiction. A mage can listen to a song as if it is being played by an orchestra in a theater. He may consider her beautiful, because, yes, they are mage and they are a little in love.

God, I urgently need a fanfiction where the Inquisitor enjoys the music of lyrium surrounding Cullen all the time, until he stops taking lyrium.

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Cole: blazing gaze, dashing smile, a blade held to the throat. "The Grey Warden dies here!". But the dark appearance is destroyed by the splendor of gold hair, charming grin, eyes like bee honey. Lovely.

Hof: :)

Cole: hot breath near the ear whispers words, hair tickles the neck, red lips can't help but smile.

Varrick: :)

Dorian: Cole, what are you talking about?

Cole: about archery...what are you thinking about?

Dorian: that's exactly what I was thinking.

Varrick: which you certainly don't expect to hear at a time like this.

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I can't get it out of my head that the Grey Wardens have been missing Anders all this time

Nathaniel is really an amazing person, he is kind and sometimes stuffy, but when he speaks it's all clear. He was really glad to see Anders on the Deep Roads. I still can't believe that these two didn't hug (a passionate hug would be the perfect option at all). THE LACK OF DEVELOPMENT OF THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN NATH AND ANDERS IS KILLING ME

Hof could help Anders if he asked. If he at least let it be understood that he was sorry, that letting Justice in was a mistake, that he had problems that he was tired of fighting alone, the Hof would help him without regret. He is not a saint either and he knows what it means to be responsible for a better world.

Hof: We were friends. We were a fucking team. You have a family.

And Anders really doesn't believe it, so he needs hugs