when i die iโm going to get a qr code engraved on my headstone and if you scan it itโll take you directly to a livestream of my decaying body within the coffin
ใปใโ ( 20, she/her , female , kim yerim/yeri ) i just saw SUNNY KIM , sorry , **IBIZA leaving the headquarters , listening to OBLIVION by grimes . even though the DRIVER has been working for the crew for two whole years , i still wonder how did they end up here all the way from LOS ANGELES, USA ?? do you also think of petal pink acrylics turning the pages of kimetsu no yaiba, circle lens glares behind heart-shaped glasses, pouty lips sucking on mint juuls, and iridescent stickers when you see them ?? it must be because they're so assertive and energetic , but also kind of ditzy and obnoxious . ( joo , 20 , she/her , gmt-8 . )
owo what's this? hewwo this is ya giww joo bwinging the wowwd's biggest cwackhead n DAB, tanjiwo's futuwe gf : ๐ผ๐พ๐ท๐ท๐ ๐ด๐ฒ๐ถ >w< >w< you can find me on discowd at suck dick get hit #3474 ow dm me hewe.ย
u see, here's the thing abt sunny she's dumb.
ย and not just the "maybe they just need a little time" or the "she's faking it, there's no way someone can be that bad" she is DUMB. but that's what happens when you spend your freetime sneaking out of class to watch anime on your phone, trading in boba stamp cards every weekend, flirting with your calculus tutor instead of actually learning.
ย so why the fuck would someone that probably believes the earth is flat if an IG post said so be recruited?
- koreatown is boring because of all these dumb korean christian kids that only live for retreats, you live your fantasies through sexy anime mecha
- you spend your days at the commercialized arcade playing rhythm games, racing games, and claw machines. people notice your fast reflexes, maybe you're onto something.
- your bitchass gets into cosplay. they're terrible. people make fun of u and they r right. you become a little depressed, but anime's cousin, league, saves you.
- high school kinda sucks 'causes you're broke as fuck but you wanna look cute like those dumb kids who think they're gonna be the next kpop star. so you stop shoplifting. haha fuccckkk capitalism
- your friends are dumber than you and call you for help. you, who has forgotten everything on your driving test, push the pedal and rescue them.
- wow, you seem to be good at something.
- you become the getaway driver, speeding away in your 2002 honda civic. people are terrified that the car will blow up at die, but you aren't even aware how much damage you're doing.
- your makeup skills are improving, your clothes are quality, and you can afford your 9-step k-beauty. word spreads on social media and underground.
- people start hiring you for their personal getaway reasons ; your only demands are a nice car, some cash, and controlling the aux.
- belle delphine becomes your idol. fuck college, stupid nerdy losers. you're making bank driving nice cars recklessly, streaming LOL, and watching all the anime you want.
- you have talent, but you can't manage it, making poor deals that can leave you in danger or screwed. your quick reflexes from years of arcade and league are handy at getting out of situations, and you own so many cosplay wigs & contact lenses that it's hard to decipher what you really look like.
- so the professor comes with an offer: work for him, shut down your twitch. in turn, you get to mod your own car, have premium anime accounts, and some money.
- you're dumb, but not that dumb; you negotiate. you want a boob job for anime titty physics.
- the professor stares at you.
- you say that your decision is final. take it or leave it.
- ok, boob job it is.ย ย
- when not on major heists, you're busy ranking in league, selling sexy cosplays on patreon, and thinking about tanjiro.
- selfish, dumb, and annoying.ย
-ย โwhEREโS MY JUULโ
- human adderall, may or may not pop one before heists to have a little fun
- will not drive "until we are vibing". aux has to be hers. will range from vocaloid, to questionable psychedelic ambient music.
- kinda unreliable bc she's too busy binging something to respond
- always wearing acrylics, will remind you "most people can't do ____ properly, but i can with claws."
- materialistic for the wrong reasons ; will probably not know nor car about the heist goals, but will be excited at the prospect of buying a new wig.
- will ask a lot of questions then interrupt you with fake knowledge that she made up.
- will tune you out if you talk too long
- will call you ahjussi/ahjumma if you're korean and older than 25
- ok she sounds really bad, but she's not terrible
- she's a chihuahua ; all talk no bite
- will cry if you're too mean to her
- will deliver u food if it is convenient
- very proud of minor accomplishments, like frying an egg
- kind of like an overbearing child
- self-conscious of her intelligence
- at the end of the day, she just wants some support and praise, after being neglected all of her life
- and yeah, she's not the kindest person or the most useful
- but she tries her best sometimes, and that's gotta be worth something.
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i promise sunny isnโt too overbearing !! but i did want to portray a weeby, attention-starved child who jus wants a little acknowledgement in life. her dynamics are fun to play with, so pls hmu ! ! i lov plotting.
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