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A story in which all of your cells become self-aware (as opposed to just those pretentious little brain cells). Brought to you by fingers. Thank you, fingers. About Me. Face. Nudes. My Kaworu <3.

[vanish]

[emperorsfortune]

thanks hot topic

[russian-style]

[yawe]

幽霊のゆーこちゃん

[nuuro]

[noiverns-deactivated20140613]

[carolinefrumentoart-blog]

[okaymad]

[velinxi]

Just a lil scratch

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[tofuvi]

ink and dewdrops.

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[ddeathspell]

[khatoblepas]

There they are, the two genders.

[samael]

only a cis deals in absolutes

[abduction]

[black4white-deactivated20170403]

[nwaighty8-deactivated20160521]

This is called a tactical kiss and it heals your bros when their health gets low

[tamagotchi]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWqHbnP-JU

[pkpaulshow]

[telepathicat]

look at my arm right there. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i’ll tell you something i regret it ‘cause this tattoo don’t come off. i have a tattoo of a cows head because i loved that cheese then. so i get the cow, and i go in there, and i’m a little drunk and i said gimme that cow head from that cheese i love that cheese. now i have a cow, a cheese cow, on my arm brendon. don’t get a tattoo. that’s what i’m telling you. play soccer. brendon take a look at my chest. no i’m serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the woman from the chiquita banana. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it’s like going to a market, because i was drunk one night. don’t live like me, alright? now you go out there and play great