Welcome To One Young Woman's Bizarre Outlook

i haven't used this blasted place since like 2016 but sometimes i'll pop in to reblog or be annoying 🥸 30s, they/she, dni w/ me because my mom says i shouldn't to talk to strangers

[planefood]

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

[gojisaurus]

looney tunes ass doctors

[heckyeahponyscans]

Bring back the trend of adorable little dolls having an absolute freak of a nemesis

[drawingwithdonnie]

went to a bodybuilding competition. i misunderstood the objective and brought with me water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements

[pansyfemme]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[holespoles]

I just realized that the kanji for bone, 「骨」, looks like a little skeleton fella, and I can't get over it...

[mymarifae]

i love this tweet very much

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

tumblr giving me ads for men's shirts and used porsches. do they think im a german businessman

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

in my lime green porsche with the top down eating my prescription dog food

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[straycatj]

Sorry to bother mr j, but what is this?

ねこぽーち　しらない？

Don't you know primordial pouch?

[straycatj]

せんせいたちは　よくＪさんいいものもってるねー　というです

家主はさいきん　オレがやせたので　ぽーちがめだつというです

My vets always says *Mr.J, you have a good one"

And my landlady says my pouch is outstanding these days after I succeed to doet

[sedgewick-gayble]

roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2

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men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you

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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post

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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(

#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before

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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....

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OP they took out the cocaine

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE

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tumblr heritage post

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Hes so puppycoded

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The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory

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Easy website

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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago

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[starbiology]

some jhudoras in different fashion!

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[porcupet]

it would be SO gross if i got into tumblr again

[coughloop]

a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful