One Hyena, Two Hyena. Big Hyena, Blue Hyena.

What is tumblr for, anyway?

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[menstits]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[khatoblepas]

This guy once threatened to destroy the entire world.

[khatoblepas]

Gotta bring this back for Piccolo Day!

[ratbastard69420]

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

[rusemary]

sunrise, parabellum

[ratbastard69420]

Sorry but I can't allow this to remain just in the tags

[fallingtowers]

most pop culture shirts are so ugly and tacky i think if you're making a shirt for your tv show you should either have to put out something that looks like in-universe merch or else go full balls to the wall three wolf moon mode like those etsy shirts that are like five different ugly photos of wilson from house md or whoever that say WILSON in giant 80s looking 3d letters with lightning bolts coming off them. those are good

[theghostavocadoe]

where's the 9/11 final fantasy shirt when you need it

[drowning-in-cabbages]

the what???

[theghostavocadoe]

the 9/11 final fantasy shirt

[khatoblepas]

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case]

Consider:

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

hell yeah, piracy

[waxedweatheredcutcopperstairs]

Nooo! No piracy! Yes LGBT though!

[khatoblepas]

What did you THINK LGBT stood for? - Loot - Grog - Booty - Terrorising the High Seas

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[concerningwolves]

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

[khatoblepas]

Remember when the Labour leader carved a limestone pillar telling the public what they promised?

[khatoblepas]

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream (Cyberdreams, 1995)

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[british-catgirl]

yes

[malinastharlock]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thearcanatweets]

[pervocracy]

yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

I realized the joke after a whole day since I first saw this

[beanytuesday]

Two Friends Discuss Angels

There's a 45 minute explainer video on my Patreon if people want to learn more

[funnytwittertweets]

[chavisory]

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

[holycrapitsbags]

This post is now a work of political art that is just A+

[freakinasheet]

Shoutout to what is maybe the funniest game balance mod I’ve ever seen

(Context: In MMBN, all chips have a letter code, and you’re able to use chips that have the same letter code together in the same turn, so it’s an effective strategy to load up your folder with as many matching letters as possible. In Battle Network 2, the “G” code just happened to be filled with a lot of strong, easily obtained chips, making it disproportionately powerful. This mod balances the game by removing the “G” code, changing all chips that used to be “G” to different letters, and for good measure, removing all other instances of the letter G from the entire rest of the game)

[cikero]

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

[cikero]

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

[somniiloquy]

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

[nuggettiana]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

[archaicfirehydrants]

thats called a fever

[snepdotgay]

deeply fucking unserious language. i love python