I feel for everyone who isnβt having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the worldβs saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, Iβm living my best life, Iβm loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. Itβs insane. I never want it to end















