I am @satan-offical 's mum, yes I am her mum.
I love her and really do but cant- for the love of hell read her handwriting.
I still love her
I am also @purple-heart-nonnie 💜 mum now!

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@her-mum-offical
I am @satan-offical 's mum, yes I am her mum.
I love her and really do but cant- for the love of hell read her handwriting.
I still love her
I am also @purple-heart-nonnie 💜 mum now!
Hi, ive been very inconsistent on tumblr, I know and I'm sorry, but i won't be continuing any of my blogs anymore. Loosing someone this close, getting reminded of them every moment, it isn't worth the activity on this, sorry.
I got sand in my throat (don't ask) and everytime I swolloe i can feel it gritting against my oesophagus (don't ask)
Satan?!??!?!
poll for the officalverse only I gotta figure smth out
Are you apart of the usa
yes
no(eroupean)
no(Australian)
Nuanced option + reblo
@grim-reaper-officalreaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @rat-jester-offical @homosexuality-official @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @audhd-offical @washing-machine-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @boykisser-official @girlkisser-official @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @little-sister-offical @mum-officatiresias-offical @fantasy-offical@anxiety-official @official--eve @time-offical @tiny-griffin-offical @real-human-offical @school-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @gatekeep-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @gaster-wd @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @golden-cheese-cookie-offical @black-sapphire-cookie @candy-apple-cookie-offical @good-offical @scp-threats-is-back @can-tab-eater-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @knight-official @ant-offical @anti-censorship-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @ancom-offical @invader-zim-offical @hate-offical @ao3-offical @love-offical @angst-offical @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limade-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @cia-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @mountain-offial
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AMURICAAA
NOT MURICAAA
//Weirdly Sourh asia//
I told my mum that she should make a mum offical account and she said "I don't have time"
I know you're reading this mum.
I'm sad now.
Petition to make mum make mum offical
theres already a @mum-offical but we can have a Satan's mum offical
hey kids! theres a @her-mum-offical
I am her mum!
Dear daughter,
This is the fourth time this week that I've politely been asked by your teachers to fix your handwriting. I'm pretty sure next time it won't he politely. Please fix it. They get confused whether you used numbers or alphabets at this point.
With love,
And frustration,
Mum
@satan-offical
don't tell mum this but I accidentally open a rift between dimensions
@her-mum-offical MUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!
"SATAN?????"
The origin of how I joined tumblr:
Satan, why are you swearing?
I'm so sorry Natasha Ki Mehfil
I feel like I apologise to you a lot
@her-mum-offical
Satan is swearing!!!
"Oh you know how she is. I've tried establishing swear jars and points for no swearing nothing works"
To my dear daughter,
Please pick up after your hair, I can not throw away any more sandwiches.
With love, and warning,
Mum
@satan-offical
Just so you know most of Tumblr has adopted you at this point
I WAS ADOPTED?!!
I THOUGHT I WAS ADOPTING?! I HAVE AN INFINTE AMOUNT OF DAD'S?! OF MUMS?! OF PARENTS?!
Well you have me.
My mother slightly spilled my drink at a cafe.. She gets super hell now.
@her-mum-offical how dare you
Satan, why would you say that? That's not nice. I apologised.
It's my mother's birthday today, so I expect all of you to turn this into a 20k post, 15k of those notes saying happy birthday.
GO GO GO! SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MAKE YOUR FRIENDS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! SAY IT!!!!
Dear Satan's actual mum,
Thank you so much for giving birth to this extraordinary girl, she is the light of our lives. She has started the officalverse and we are very very proud of her. Some might say she's just another blog but to me she is very special.
I hope you have a wonderful birthday and many many birthdays and years ahead in your life. I hope life always keeps you lightened up and I'll pray that you live a long life with health, happiness, wealth, strength and comfort.
With love
Satan's fake mum
Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!
//WOAH-//
It's strange how I have a headache and I've ALSO barely drunk water today! What a funny coincidence.. Life sometimes.. So strange...!!
*bonk* go drink some water
No that's for LOSERS
@her-mum-offical satans refusing to drink water!
Satan *uses mom voice* go drink some water.
Things @satan-offical does
Sleep with stuffed animals
Tuck hair behind her ear when spewing attitude
Doesn't hold herself accountable for her mistakes shhhh
Scares kids with horns
!Nightmare Detected!
Archiving Nightmare... Archiving... Archiving unsucessful.
Will repeat in three (3) hours.
Thank you @official-nightmare-archivist and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!
My real mother thinks that I'm running the @her-mum-offical account and says "there's too many typos"
//I'm Sorry I'm a mobile userrrrrr!!! 😭😭 and only get to use tumblr when I'm either locked in a room or in a secluded area cuz no one in my family knows I have tumblr so replies are always in a hurry 😭😭😭//
tbh when I first saw this blog's username I didn't realize you were just Satan's mom and thought that this was an entity that is somehow everyone's mom, like how Throckmorton is somehow everyone's cousin
Like how @a-dad-offical is everyone's dad?