Enji after discovering Dabi is Touya: “No piercings allowed in this household.”
Enji walking into the house to see Touya piercing Natsuo’s tongue.
Enji: “What do you think you’re doing?”
Touya: “Pissing you off.”
Enji: “That would be an understatement!”
Shoto, with a pierced ear: “We’re finally spending time together as siblings.”
Enji: “Take that out right now.”
Touya, still piercing Natsuo’s tongue: “If he takes it out it’ll risk infection.”
Natsuo: “Yeah, it’ll risk infection— ow, fuck—“
Touya: “Quit moving, dumbass.”
Enji, turning to Fuyumi: “Can you believe this?”
Fuyumi, holding her hand over her nose: “I tried to stop them.”
Enji: “… Move your hand.”
Fuyumi, putting her hand down to reveal a nose ring.
Enji: “Oh my God— is there anyone you haven’t corrupted???”
Touya: “I could ask you the same.”
Rei, walking into the room: “Enji, let the kids have their fun.”
Enji: “Please tell me you didn’t participate.”
Rei: “Of course not. I’m not interested in piercings.”
Enji gives a sigh of relief.
Rei, rolling up her sleeve: “Touya did give me this neat tattoo, though—“
Enji, silently walking to his office and shutting the door.
Rei, giggling: “So when do we tell him they’re all fake?”
Touya: “He’ll figure it out eventually. Let him suffer for a bit.”
Natsuo: “WAIT, THEIR PIERCINGS ARE FAKE? OW—“
Touya: “I said quit moving.”
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