Ask 14yo Marvin!

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[here-comes-marvin]

Hey, hey!

It's everyone's favorite boy, Marvin! Say hi. Or don't. Whatever.

NOTE: Due to Marvin's nature, suggestive asks are allowed, but don't get freaky about him. He is still a literal child.

This is probably incredibly out-of-character. I apologize in advance.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Marvin spots her working at the diner one day. He doesn't say a word, trying to inconspicuously drink his soda.

okay okay don’t cry it’s fine he probably doesn’t see you oh my goodness he’s in your section why today why now oh no oh no don’t cry there has to be something you can do to get out of this…

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

they won’t let me change sections. now or never.

hellowhatcanIgetforyoutoday!

[here-comes-marvin]

Hey, can I get uh.......

He's still avoiding eye contact.

Okay, why are you serving me of all people? I thought you could go to the other tables.. you know? He coughs.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

This is my section, I don’t really have a say. What’s your order?

Her tone is turning colder by the second. She’s also refusing to look at him.

[here-comes-marvin]

Fucking hell- I'll have some fries, I guess. With ketchup. And do you guys do custom orders? I want some eggies—make them over medium!—over spinach over toast. Lightly toasted. Yeah, that's pretty much it, I think.

Marvin speaks as if nothing had happened between them.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Jesus…

She plasters on a smile. I can certainly ask! I’ll have that right out for you.

It’s over. I’m alive. Oh god. Hold on, eggies..? Did I write that correctly? Do we even have spinach?

[here-comes-marvin]

'K. ...Should I have said anything more?

Marvin debates hiding under the table, or running away, but he doesn't do any of that. Instead, he continues sipping on his soda, contemplating his existence and life choices.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

If we don’t have spinach I don’t know what I’ll…oh we do? Amazing!!! :D what do we use it for…?

The loudest sigh one could imagine escapes this girl. She tries not to think about anything as she goes to help other customers

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin finishes his soda. He wants some more...

(Fuck, what was her name again?? Screw it, I'll just call her like-)

..Sweetheart! he tries for her attention.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Sweetheart freezes in place while walking away from another table. Oh my god, did people hear that? Are they looking at me? I hate him, I hate him!

She walks over slowly.

Uhm, don’t call me that please. Do you need something? She’s gritting her teeth.

[here-comes-marvin]

Jeez, I just need a refill on this. He shakes his empty soda cup. alsoifyoucouldremindmeofyournameagainthat'dbegreat- Marvin says, looking away.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

She takes the cup and now has a death grip on it.

Alright, I can-excuse me?

I don’t matter I’m hardly a person I’m completely unlovable I’m an utter failure what did I do so wrong that he…

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin doesn't repeat the question. He knows he fucked up.

Um... The soda. Yeah.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

She practically jogs away, cup in hand. She’s hyperventilating as she refills it and gets his food.

Can’t cry can’t cry nonono they’ll fire me for sure I can’t I can’t. How could I have loved him so much??? What is wrong with me??

She walks over and puts everything on the table.

Cecilia.

And she’s gone. She asks to leave early, and for someone else to get Marvin his check, please.

[here-comes-marvin]

(Cecilia...) The name feels rotten on his tongue.

Marvin watches her exit his sight. Maybe he blinks a few times, maybe he doesn't. As he starts to dig into his food, he has no care in the world for what emotional trauma he had just inflicted upon poor Cecilia. The fucking bastard. After he's done, he pays for his food and leaves the diner, like any ordinary day.

[driftingthruspace]

the little marv i speedran drawing today bc he needed a pfp <3 i hate him <33

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Marvin spots her working at the diner one day. He doesn't say a word, trying to inconspicuously drink his soda.

okay okay don’t cry it’s fine he probably doesn’t see you oh my goodness he’s in your section why today why now oh no oh no don’t cry there has to be something you can do to get out of this…

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

they won’t let me change sections. now or never.

hellowhatcanIgetforyoutoday!

[here-comes-marvin]

Hey, can I get uh.......

He's still avoiding eye contact.

Okay, why are you serving me of all people? I thought you could go to the other tables.. you know? He coughs.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

This is my section, I don’t really have a say. What’s your order?

Her tone is turning colder by the second. She’s also refusing to look at him.

[here-comes-marvin]

Fucking hell- I'll have some fries, I guess. With ketchup. And do you guys do custom orders? I want some eggies—make them over medium!—over spinach over toast. Lightly toasted. Yeah, that's pretty much it, I think.

Marvin speaks as if nothing had happened between them.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Jesus…

She plasters on a smile. I can certainly ask! I’ll have that right out for you.

It’s over. I’m alive. Oh god. Hold on, eggies..? Did I write that correctly? Do we even have spinach?

[here-comes-marvin]

'K. ...Should I have said anything more?

Marvin debates hiding under the table, or running away, but he doesn't do any of that. Instead, he continues sipping on his soda, contemplating his existence and life choices.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

If we don’t have spinach I don’t know what I’ll…oh we do? Amazing!!! :D what do we use it for…?

The loudest sigh one could imagine escapes this girl. She tries not to think about anything as she goes to help other customers

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin finishes his soda. He wants some more...

(Fuck, what was her name again?? Screw it, I'll just call her like-)

..Sweetheart! he tries for her attention.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Sweetheart freezes in place while walking away from another table. Oh my god, did people hear that? Are they looking at me? I hate him, I hate him!

She walks over slowly.

Uhm, don’t call me that please. Do you need something? She’s gritting her teeth.

[here-comes-marvin]

Jeez, I just need a refill on this. He shakes his empty soda cup. alsoifyoucouldremindmeofyournameagainthat'dbegreat- Marvin says, looking away.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

She takes the cup and now has a death grip on it.

Alright, I can-excuse me?

I don’t matter I’m hardly a person I’m completely unlovable I’m an utter failure what did I do so wrong that he…

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin doesn't repeat the question. He knows he fucked up.

Um... The soda. Yeah.

[here-comes-marvin]

aww, little marv.

- @captured-the-queen

...who are you calling "little"? I don't know you!

Marvin gives Whizzer a once-over.

(fuckwhyishekindahotthough- NOPE.)

[captured-the-queen]

but i know you. sort of. eventually.

[here-comes-marvin]

And why would someone like you have anything to do with me?

[captured-the-queen]

i'm roommates with future you.

[here-comes-marvin]

Hm... That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I hope future me and you are doing normal things together.

[captured-the-queen]

normally we are doing each other

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin turns red at the thought.

Wh- You mean- I'm- You-

I'm leaving! And don't talk to me again!! Fucking fairies everywhere....

[captured-the-queen]

aw, @loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring, i didn't know you were so shy. and homophobic. explains a lot.

[loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring]

I told you I was an ass…

[captured-the-queen]

you are what you eat.

[loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring]

doing this in the presence of my heavily opinionated past self is a brave choice

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin is farther away now, but he can't help but keep eyeing the two of them. Out of curiosity. Research. Totally.

[loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring]

hey! little Marvin! I see you over there! bye, don’t be too much of a prick!

[here-comes-marvin]

What?!- oh, fuck you! Have fun being a faggot!!

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Marvin spots her working at the diner one day. He doesn't say a word, trying to inconspicuously drink his soda.

okay okay don’t cry it’s fine he probably doesn’t see you oh my goodness he’s in your section why today why now oh no oh no don’t cry there has to be something you can do to get out of this…

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

they won’t let me change sections. now or never.

hellowhatcanIgetforyoutoday!

[here-comes-marvin]

Hey, can I get uh.......

He's still avoiding eye contact.

Okay, why are you serving me of all people? I thought you could go to the other tables.. you know? He coughs.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

This is my section, I don’t really have a say. What’s your order?

Her tone is turning colder by the second. She’s also refusing to look at him.

[here-comes-marvin]

Fucking hell- I'll have some fries, I guess. With ketchup. And do you guys do custom orders? I want some eggies—make them over medium!—over spinach over toast. Lightly toasted. Yeah, that's pretty much it, I think.

Marvin speaks as if nothing had happened between them.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Jesus…

She plasters on a smile. I can certainly ask! I’ll have that right out for you.

It’s over. I’m alive. Oh god. Hold on, eggies..? Did I write that correctly? Do we even have spinach?

[here-comes-marvin]

'K. ...Should I have said anything more?

Marvin debates hiding under the table, or running away, but he doesn't do any of that. Instead, he continues sipping on his soda, contemplating his existence and life choices.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

If we don’t have spinach I don’t know what I’ll…oh we do? Amazing!!! :D what do we use it for…?

The loudest sigh one could imagine escapes this girl. She tries not to think about anything as she goes to help other customers

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin finishes his soda. He wants some more...

(Fuck, what was her name again?? Screw it, I'll just call her like-)

..Sweetheart! he tries for her attention.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Sweetheart freezes in place while walking away from another table. Oh my god, did people hear that? Are they looking at me? I hate him, I hate him!

She walks over slowly.

Uhm, don’t call me that please. Do you need something? She’s gritting her teeth.

[here-comes-marvin]

Jeez, I just need a refill on this. He shakes his empty soda cup. alsoifyoucouldremindmeofyournameagainthat'dbegreat- Marvin says, looking away.

[here-comes-marvin]

aww, little marv.

- @captured-the-queen

...who are you calling "little"? I don't know you!

Marvin gives Whizzer a once-over.

(fuckwhyishekindahotthough- NOPE.)

[captured-the-queen]

but i know you. sort of. eventually.

[here-comes-marvin]

And why would someone like you have anything to do with me?

[captured-the-queen]

i'm roommates with future you.

[here-comes-marvin]

Hm... That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I hope future me and you are doing normal things together.

[captured-the-queen]

normally we are doing each other

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin turns red at the thought.

Wh- You mean- I'm- You-

I'm leaving! And don't talk to me again!! Fucking fairies everywhere....

[captured-the-queen]

aw, @loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring, i didn't know you were so shy. and homophobic. explains a lot.

[loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring]

I told you I was an ass…

[captured-the-queen]

you are what you eat.

[loveiscrazy-loveisoftenboring]

doing this in the presence of my heavily opinionated past self is a brave choice

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin is farther away now, but he can't help but keep eyeing the two of them. Out of curiosity. Research. Totally.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Marvin spots her working at the diner one day. He doesn't say a word, trying to inconspicuously drink his soda.

okay okay don’t cry it’s fine he probably doesn’t see you oh my goodness he’s in your section why today why now oh no oh no don’t cry there has to be something you can do to get out of this…

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

they won’t let me change sections. now or never.

hellowhatcanIgetforyoutoday!

[here-comes-marvin]

Hey, can I get uh.......

He's still avoiding eye contact.

Okay, why are you serving me of all people? I thought you could go to the other tables.. you know? He coughs.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

This is my section, I don’t really have a say. What’s your order?

Her tone is turning colder by the second. She’s also refusing to look at him.

[here-comes-marvin]

Fucking hell- I'll have some fries, I guess. With ketchup. And do you guys do custom orders? I want some eggies—make them over medium!—over spinach over toast. Lightly toasted. Yeah, that's pretty much it, I think.

Marvin speaks as if nothing had happened between them.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Jesus…

She plasters on a smile. I can certainly ask! I’ll have that right out for you.

It’s over. I’m alive. Oh god. Hold on, eggies..? Did I write that correctly? Do we even have spinach?

[here-comes-marvin]

'K. ...Should I have said anything more?

Marvin debates hiding under the table, or running away, but he doesn't do any of that. Instead, he continues sipping on his soda, contemplating his existence and life choices.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

If we don’t have spinach I don’t know what I’ll…oh we do? Amazing!!! :D what do we use it for…?

The loudest sigh one could imagine escapes this girl. She tries not to think about anything as she goes to help other customers

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin finishes his soda. He wants some more...

(Fuck, what was her name again?? Screw it, I'll just call her like-)

..Sweetheart! he tries for her attention.

[here-comes-marvin]

What’s your opinion on Columbus??

Heh... I was Columbus in a school play. You must've heard all about it! I'm sure none of my facts about him were wrong!

[here-comes-marvin]

what do you like on your toast

Eggies and spinach, of course!

[here-comes-marvin]

queer little thing with lots of regret

Me- are you talking about me? What? I'm not a queer?? And I don't regret a thing! I'm perfectly content with my life. Yeah.

[here-comes-marvin]

aww, little marv.

- @captured-the-queen

...who are you calling "little"? I don't know you!

Marvin gives Whizzer a once-over.

(fuckwhyishekindahotthough- NOPE.)

[captured-the-queen]

but i know you. sort of. eventually.

[here-comes-marvin]

And why would someone like you have anything to do with me?

[captured-the-queen]

i'm roommates with future you.

[here-comes-marvin]

Hm... That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I hope future me and you are doing normal things together.

[captured-the-queen]

normally we are doing each other

[here-comes-marvin]

Marvin turns red at the thought.

Wh- You mean- I'm- You-

I'm leaving! And don't talk to me again!! Fucking fairies everywhere....

[here-comes-marvin]

Is he better than bananas?

Marvin covers his ears.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[here-comes-marvin]

oh my god he’s back

Yeah, I guess you could say that. Here comes Marvin!!

[here-comes-marvin]

aww, little marv.

- @captured-the-queen

...who are you calling "little"? I don't know you!

Marvin gives Whizzer a once-over.

(fuckwhyishekindahotthough- NOPE.)

[captured-the-queen]

but i know you. sort of. eventually.

[here-comes-marvin]

And why would someone like you have anything to do with me?

[captured-the-queen]

i'm roommates with future you.

[here-comes-marvin]

Hm... That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I hope future me and you are doing normal things together.

[here-comes-marvin]

aww, little marv.

- @captured-the-queen

...who are you calling "little"? I don't know you!

Marvin gives Whizzer a once-over.

(fuckwhyishekindahotthough- NOPE.)

[captured-the-queen]

but i know you. sort of. eventually.

[here-comes-marvin]

And why would someone like you have anything to do with me?

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Marvin spots her working at the diner one day. He doesn't say a word, trying to inconspicuously drink his soda.

okay okay don’t cry it’s fine he probably doesn’t see you oh my goodness he’s in your section why today why now oh no oh no don’t cry there has to be something you can do to get out of this…

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

they won’t let me change sections. now or never.

hellowhatcanIgetforyoutoday!

[here-comes-marvin]

Hey, can I get uh.......

He's still avoiding eye contact.

Okay, why are you serving me of all people? I thought you could go to the other tables.. you know? He coughs.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

This is my section, I don’t really have a say. What’s your order?

Her tone is turning colder by the second. She’s also refusing to look at him.

[here-comes-marvin]

Fucking hell- I'll have some fries, I guess. With ketchup. And do you guys do custom orders? I want some eggies—make them over medium!—over spinach over toast. Lightly toasted. Yeah, that's pretty much it, I think.

Marvin speaks as if nothing had happened between them.

[too-ridikalous-sweetheart]

Jesus…

She plasters on a smile. I can certainly ask! I’ll have that right out for you.

It’s over. I’m alive. Oh god. Hold on, eggies..? Did I write that correctly? Do we even have spinach?

[here-comes-marvin]

'K. ...Should I have said anything more?

Marvin debates hiding under the table, or running away, but he doesn't do any of that. Instead, he continues sipping on his soda, contemplating his existence and life choices.