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I fucking love learning about peoples' in-group stereotypes about themselves and each other. I'm nosy enough to be willing to learn new languages just to gain access to other peoples' memes. Browsing Chinese memes like "why does every middle-class middle-aged store manager from [region] have this exact hair cut", and there's someone commenting it like "hey fuck you my uncle is a middle-class middle-aged store manager in [region] and he has that exact hair cut" and someone else in the comments saying "wait shit I'm from [region] and I have that haircut. Why am I not a store manager."

bobbysox

"are you ok with mutuals dming?" my mutuals can keep me as their pet if they want

ashes2caches

i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.

voredere

discactivateddog

Bro i love being gay. Guys just send u cock pics if ur nice to them.

Heaven on earth. i hear angels singing

the-adrenal-grand-deactivated20

I took a very fat edible. Do you want to see my penis

unbelievablemeow

It should be hitting the back of my throat right now 😔😔

agate-trevalyn3

*fondling my dick for a solid 10 minutes* Why am I so hard? Guess I gotta deal with this now :/

gazehaven

transhillbilly

I don’t know I think someone standing over me jerking themself n squirting all over my beard n chest would definitely fix me

lucifuck

thecollectibles

Art by Pavel Oleinik

desperatewolfpuppy

"youre so tight" "i might be too big" "you can take all of it right puppy? gooood boy i knew you could" "shhhhhh" "look at me puppy." "awwwwe what a good boy you are" "puppy want a treat?" "be a good dog and stay still/stay quiet" "you wanna cum? ask first" "dont you wanna make your owner happy?" "you can cum one more time i know you can" "look how wet you are for me" "youve been craving me i can tell from how desperate you are"

this post is about how much i love talkative doms/tops