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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

hyperbolicker-blog

how does this only have 150 notes

scarvenrot

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

wintcrwind

I have had this scheduled since december

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury

pokemondiamondversion

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

pokemondiamondversion

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

rotg-fan-page

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

ckascade-deactivated20170413

Not risking it

misuzu-is-life

BEGONE

THOT

sunshinescribbs-deactivated2018

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UMMUTE.

coldtake

novelty-gift-ideas

Cube Shaped Fidget Spinner

srsfunny

The Safest Car Ever

muppetmolly

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

lumiereswig

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

tastefullyoffensive

memehumor

Dank Wheat Memes

madameapothecary

What I say: I’m fine

What I mean: In Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy Mustang says “It’s raining” or “It’s a terrible day for rain” at his best friend Maes Hughes’ funeral, held on a day with clear skies. It seems like he says this because he begins to cry after he says it. But when you think about it, Mustang is “useless” when it rains/when he gets wet because he can’t use his flame alchemy. He equates rain to uselessness. So when he says it’s raining at Hughes’ funeral, he means that he feels useless/helpless now that his best friend is dead. The writing in this show has the ability to rip out your heart and stomp on it when you’re least expecting it, then kick you while you’re down. I am NOT okay.

the10ne1yweird0

Also, he says this specifically to Riza, who is usually the one protecting him when he can’t use his alchemy in the rain. Roy himself sometimes forgets that rain ruins his alchemy, but Riza remembers and is always prepared for such a situation. Roy, by saying “it’s raining,” specifically to Riza, is conveying that he feels helpless, accepts this, and is asking to be supported. FUCK.

madameapothecary

You fucking made it worse. I don’t know how, but you mADE IT WORSE.

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thelittlefaechangedblogs-deacti

Man I’m still not over Envy and you gotta pull this shit on me

ithelpstodream

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

clownsauce-deactivated20230729

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

darwinquark

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.