Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?
Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.
Guest: Sick!
This caption doesnt do the video justice
why is this so overwhelming
this reminds me of a lost deleted scene from Midsommar
The Bright Sessions

Origami Around
The Bowery Presents

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macklin celebrini has autism
NASA

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Cosmic Funnies
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Show & Tell
Cosimo Galluzzi
YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?
Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.
Guest: Sick!
This caption doesnt do the video justice
why is this so overwhelming
this reminds me of a lost deleted scene from Midsommar
I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh
Have a great day today.
SO,
- jon being revealed as a targaryen? POINTLESS
- the night king being hyped up as the biggest threat for 8 seasons? POINTLESS
- cersei being the original mad queen and being hyped up as the biggest human threat? POINTLESS
- jaime’s character development and 8-year long redemption arc? POINTLESS
- bran becoming the three-eyed raven? POINTLESS
- jon being brought back from the dead for a higher purpose? POINTLESS
- arya leaving braavos and instead choosing her family and home? POINTLESS
- the starks going through hell for years and years waiting to be reunited? POINTLESS because they were reunited for like 5 minutes before being separated again
- daenerys overcoming all the terrible things that happened to her, bringing magic back to the world, going from nothing to becoming one of the most powerful people on earth, pledging to break the wheel, learning the moral difficulties of ruling, trying hard not to be like her father? POINTLESS
BUT HEY AT LEAST BRONN GOT HIS CASTLE SO IT’S ALL GOOD
big cat little cat 4 “time-out”
Animal Reviews!
Source: facebook.com
This is amazing.
Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.
all of science fiction: human beings will resent A.I and robots and will never trust them
real human beings: I had to apologize to my roomba for stepping on him today I felt so bad he cleaned my whole house and I just stomped on him
Scifi 2019: Elite police officers are trained to hunt down robots that are forbidden from returning to Earth. They call it “retirement” as a euphemism.
Real 2019: The entire internet mourns a beloved Mars rover that gave a haunting final message as its 15 year life came to an end.
Coors, Miller, and Bud light arguing about corn syrup and who’s beers better is like 3 fat girls arguing about who’s skinnier and hotter.
This is fatphobic and not funny or interesting. In conclusion, fat girls are hot and wonderful and talented and deserve better and I'm unfollowing and you should too.
Rape Escape
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
Worth watching
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be
useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.
This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.
It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.
Please pass this along, it will save lives.
Important
Please reblog this.
Please, if you see this, Reblog it.
If you see this, reblog please.
your blog sucks
you should see my life
This is hilarious
You forgot the Sequel!!
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”