never turn back

anna.

[animal-factbook]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[animalsdancing]

[grimdark]

Megan you are a liar and a terrible friend

[tedtheodorelogan]

[nomenu]

[memewhore]

[marxvx-deactivated20170329]

can you imagine if this guy knew that 141 years in the future almost a century after he died his joke would be shared throughout the world with technology that would have been totally unimaginable to him during his own lifetime and in slang terms that he wouldn’t understand at all

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[daichisthickthighs-deactivated2]

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’

[roboticutie]

‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’

[dynastylnoire]

kids and sti/d’s definitely will spoil the mood if they pop up 

child support won’t be hitting your bank account just this once

[big-lil-eonni]

^^^ whoo lort I had to bold that

[coryqueue]

“it takes too long” “so does raising a kid”

[hotdamnhalsey]

[darnacles-deactivated20150101]

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

[adelesadkins]

[urpocketfairy]

you're honestly stupid af if you screw over someone who was all about you.

[oaleinad]

[realitytvbitch]

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[crystal---pure-blog]

Meeting a celebrity

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[bryko-deactivated20170127]