Big Tits No Thoughts

28 She/Her Plus-size bisexual lover girl

[only-cat-memes]

[that-one-idiot-11]

Just wait til they hear about the exploding trees

guys I know this one doesn't exactly make sense but I actually don't give a single diggity dogging Hokey Pokey turn yourself around Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers hot Belgian waffles fucking CRAP, because it's funny :)

Kinger is bigger because I like him

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

[mighty-house]

Pulling faces with Pomni <3

[clnnapup]

[teaboot]

Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me

Like I don’t mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

I’m glad we as a society are recognizing how sexy stretch marks are

[starlit-meadow]

Look it’s me

[mobius-m-mobius]

#love this life for him 🎭💖

[hashtagloveloses]

sebastian stan announced to play harvey dent in the batman sequel, oh my god the "playing one half of a generational ship to playing harvey dent" pipeline struck again

[that-wimpy-cowboy-doll]

Uhh lest we forget

[hashtagloveloses]

HOW COULD I FORGET

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

[anakinnoanakindontanakinstop]

Palpatine is dead within the hour

[spotted-tomcat]

Hey, psss, hey. You, non-Latino, stop here and listen.

Maduro is a piece of shit. Don’t let anyone convince you otherwise.

After 30 years under an oppressive dictatorship, Donald Trump has eliminated the torturous Nicolás Maduro from power. This is a bittersweet moment and that blonde imperialist bastard has robbed us of the pleasure that should’ve come with a free Venezuela that will now be puppeted and colonised by the US.

Nicolás Maduro has committed electoral fraud in the 2024 elections; maintained multi-million dollar deals with Israel (despite lying about being pro-Palestine for popularity); had his army convert a shopping mall into the largest torture centre in the entirety of latin america where students as young as 17 are beaten, tortured, forced to eat their own excrement, raped with sticks, hung by the wrists and shot, and dozens of other inhumane torture methods, ALL FOR PEACEFULLY PROTESTING; and committed rampant genocide of the indigenous population.

Do NOT let American tankies convince you that Maduro falling is a bad thing. You CAN and you MUST condemn Donald Trump’s colonialism WITHOUT riding for this man who has had children murdered for opposing his authoritarian

Venezuela Libre, ahora y por siempre.

(PS - this is the actual Venezuelan flag. The one with eight stars is representative of the authoritarian regime and only exists because the fascist government was greedy and cruel. Venezuela has 7 stars.)

[anxietyproblem]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[only-cat-memes]

[catchymemes]