HerLadyOrchid

Norcal 23 years young. Plus sized tattooed and fabulous. I love men, women, makeup, sex, and all things nerd-o-graphic. I also love food and porn. I also also love meeting new people, dont be a stranger :)

[herladyorchid]

Thinking about summer . . . . . Eyeshadow: @urbandecaycosmetics Glitter: @ciatelondon Wig: @kryssmawig Lip: @colourpopcosmetics https://www.instagram.com/p/CAtpfPKlBYO/?igshid=1q3qzev36b8kh

[herladyorchid]

Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not. -Uncle Iroh . . . . Who else has been rewatching Avatar the last Airbender on Netflix?? Dress: @sheincurve Hat: @boohoo https://www.instagram.com/p/CAmL0Lzl7Zc/?igshid=1ftvnzlcnagwx

[herladyorchid]

You can never own too many black dresses . . . . . I'm loving this off shoulder dress by @sheincurve and fedora by @boohoo https://www.instagram.com/p/CAifs14h2C4/?igshid=182nmkh5ay5af

[herladyorchid]

The Cheesiest Witch! . . . . Hat: @boohoo Dress: @sheincurve https://www.instagram.com/p/CAiY4jVh9vH/?igshid=11gzyqs3nt54y

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I'm back, add me on Insta Www.instagram.com/

[herladyorchid]

enjoying the summer heat in my favorite way.

[herladyorchid]

10/10 would marry Bill Hader.

[milkchibi]

[hellshitdevilfart]

This one’s for the mother/daughter duo who saw me trying on my bikini in the big mirror and decided to openly talk about how ugly fat people are. 😘

[mickeysphilharmagic]

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

[mickeysphilharmagic]

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

[herladyorchid]

Talk

at meh

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

*sees a very fat and fluffy cat*

me: *gasps* oh my god are you seeing this shit??? are you fucking seeing this????!?! oh my god

[studip]

why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a bitch if I can't stop sniffling

[theforce]

i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and...

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

"We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry."

(~Sex Isn’t Always Good by queenieofaces)

[deviantfemme]

This is a critical part of sex positivity that tends to be overlooked. Let’s celebrate empowering amazing sex and the choice to not have sex, or only have certain kinds of sex. 

[moonlyaffairs]

Two years later A girl sits in front of her ex lover. He doesn’t say a word And her heart doesn’t ache for him anymore. Her hair is longer than it’s ever been. She is even more beautiful than the day he left her. And at that moment, He panics. He lost her. And he can never have her back. He can just watch her be beautiful And in love With someone else.

Zienab Hamdan - The day when the tables turn (via farfromhomee)