TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART TWO
some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok
โ What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon. Hella ass. The sun is still out. โ
โ You did this for what? Why?ย โ
โ Why not?โฆ.Why not? โ
โ Girl donโt do it, itโs not worth it. โ
โ Iโm not gonna do it girl. Iโm just thinking about it. โ
โ Nobodyโs gonna know. Nobodyโs gonna know. How would they know? How would they know? โ
โ What in cousin fucking tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker miss fucking Betty White shit is this? โ
โ Ladies and gentleman, the volume inside of this bus is astronomical! It is way too loud! โ
โ *to the tune of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman* I said, do you wanna fight me? Do you wanna catch these hands? โ
โ Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a chevrolet movie theater. โ
โ I am very uncomfortable with the energy weโve created in the studio today. โ
โ Whose horse is that? โ
โ *to the tune of Whatโs Up* So I wake up by noon, cause Iโve been crying all night, and then I go to the fridge cause thereโs beer inside, and I scream from the top of my lungs - AHHHHH! โ
โ Oh she passed away? Ohh. Aw. Alright. โ
โ Thatโs suspiciousโฆโฆthatโs weird. โ
โ Why is it spicy!? โ
โ Did we just pre-game a funeral? โ
โ I am not now, nor will I ever be, scared of death, because what is this bitch gonna do? Help? Fuck! โ
โ Is this a - is that a fucking honda civic? Girl, let me go before I get emotionally manipulated. โ
โ Ewan Mcgregor isnโt here. And realistically I knew he wouldnโt be here. I didnโt ask him to be here. But I suppose, I would just manifest it. โ
โ What the fuck are you going to do outside? Youโll still be depressed at Olive Garden. Shut up. โ
โ Do you ever wake up with like, um, pneumonia? That is not the right โ I meant memory loss! โ
โ I just want to have one cognitive thought. โ
โ Bahahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedyโs!ย โ
โ I look pretty good for a dead bitch. โ
โ Honey you canโt dilute a war crime. โ
โ You know itโs horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay. Like children. โ
โ I didnโt run for my middle school PE teacher, what makes you think Iโm gonna run for you? โ
โ Nothing in here is straight. Iโm not even sure if you are at this point. โ
โ You see this?! Itโs espresso. It makes the depresso go away. โ
โ I may be depressed but at least Iโve got an iced coffee. โ
โ Everyoneโs always like โGoodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.โ, but what if I want to be a bad bi? โ
โ Like dude shoot your shot. In my head, in my heart, I donโt care. Iโm free on February 14th, Iโm gonna be in my room. Bring your glock or your โ Iโm not gonna finish that sentence. โ
โ Listen, boobs are boobs are boobs. Little boobs are fine. Are boobs at all not boobs enough?! You want more? Jesus christ! โ
โ My body is an empty department store for eleven months out of the year, with a hobo living inside of it. Until it magically turns into a Spirit Halloween during the month of October. Mind your business. โ
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