Incorrect Hermits

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Doc: I'm never having a debate with Scar again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this”

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Cringetober, Day 14: Incorrect Quote

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Transcript:

Pearl: "Hello, McDonald's? I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets pickles. Prepare Yourselves."

Gem: has an arrow pointing to her labeled "McDonald's"

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Impulse: Stop failing!

Tango: Don’t tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!

Tango: *Succeeds*

Tango: Dang it!!

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Tango: And what do I get out of this?

Scar: I will give you a dollar

Tango: What do you think I am, a chump? I would never do it for a dollar

Scar: How bout two dollars?

Tango: You got yourself a deal

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Mumbo: Someone honked at me and Pearl while we crossed the street

Impulse: What did you do?

Mumbo: Well Pearl chased him to the next red light and reached into his window, then-

Pearl, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?!

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Ren: Why do you keep a diary?

Doc: To keep secrets from my computer

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Impulse: I just watched Bdubs jump off of a spinning chair. He wasn’t hurt that badly, but the whole time, he was screaming like a maniac, which caused Etho to run in to help him

Impulse: Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes

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Doc: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Cub: I watch television shows for entertainment purposes

Scar: I condone murder and cannibalism

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Impulse: Guys… Xisuma just called—

Pearl: It was Mumbo!

Mumbo: It was Scar!

Scar: It was Grian!

Grian: It was me! Damnit!

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Gem: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

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Grian: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way

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Bdubs, throwing stones at Tango’s window:

Tango: You have a phone for a reason, Bdubs!

“THUD”

Tango: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!?!

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Ren: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind

Ren: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months

Ren: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Cleo: This is Monopoly.

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Pearl: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves

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Grian: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend

Grian: No, that’s Scar… I’m your nicest friend

Grian: No, that’s Mumbo... I’m your friend!

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Xisuma: Yesterday, I overheard Grian saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Scar replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

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Mumbo: Good news!

Scar: You found where I hid your phone?

Mumbo: ...

Scar: Oh, you found your phone?