jurassic park was a documentary.

belle : 26yo : she/her

[hatin]

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

[bacoose]

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[casualbaloth]

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

[lena-luthor]

Adventure Time: Distant Lands - Obsidian (11.19.20)

[broad-city]

[mazusu]

“Conservative fools, nepotic fools, arrogant fools, and simply idiotic fuckers. It’s a bargain sale for rotten oranges. I’ll hit reset on the shithole that the world of sorcery is.”

[cikero]

I’m desperately trying to look up pics of shrimp but it keeps showing me dead shrimps for cooking my search history is just “shrimp” “shrimp sea” “shrimp alive ocean” “adult shrimp alive not dead” “uncookable shrimp”

[ouppygirlcity]

We are the daughters of the shrimps you weren’t able to cook

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[navytaxi]

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

[conflagreat]

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'

[mjalti]

Putting myself gently down in a tub of boiling hot water feels so good… god should’ve made me a bag of tea honestly

[unlawfulroach]

[does normal stuff but in a manner that makes it obvious there is something wrong with my brain]

[cismisandrist-hate-crimes]

[mooonbride]

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

[closet-keys]

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

[valtsv]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

you know the callout is gonna be wild when it's in a google doc with bold lettering

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

more signs:

- person getting called out has like 10 active urls

- person getting called out is 20+

- discord screenshots

[lightningstrikes-art]

original version

[kotsume]

“Just like you’ve always watched over her, she listened to you play the violin!”

[queenrojpag]

Hawks in Boku no Hero Academia the Movie 2: Heroes Rising