Heron Likes Stuff

why has noone read the how to train your dragon books they're so good

[relaxinjaxin]

[kleefkruid]

Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter

[fr33ze-y0ur-br4in]

IT WXPLODED

[mr-geargrinder]

The beauty of the universe… in reblog node form.

[sjweminem]

Sjweminem is back, the world is at peace once again <3

S to the J to the WM

yall better get ready for THIS eminem!

i'm back with beef and it's soy-based, too

and i'm putting the "war" in that "W"!

and i'm warring for those communities

bein deprived of opportunities-

rights gettin wiped, homos gettin sniped,

trans kids denied blockin puberties.

hey, call me "blue-pilled" or a slave of the times

but if i could i would save the word with these rhymes!

i once said slim shady lives in us all

so stand up motherfucker and answer the call:

"make america great"? nah i'm calling for peace,

but that don't come without a lil fight at least;

so if you face oppression i'mma give you one lesson:

get loud and get louder when they demand you be quiet

after all, like they say, the first pride was a riot.

bitch

[kibumkim]

Confirmed: Netflix Unveils First Details of New Anti-Password Sharing Measures

After months of warning subscribers that anti-password sharing measures were coming to Netflix, the company appears to be finally set to unl

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

capitalist innovation 😍

[agentcarters]

@pscentral event 10: best of 2022 | 2022 tumblr memes.

[rel312]

Nandooor

I’ve been double crossed by the

Deville

[fieriframes]

[5 images. A man looking at the camera. A close up of a plate of food. A young boy standing in front of a store. A plate of food. Guy Fieri with the mouth open. Captions: It was Krampus. And as he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish. - (PEOPLE SCREAMING) - Not to give, but to take. He and his helpers.]

[heronlikesstuff]

ranking fantasy weapons on how cool you feel by spinning them in your hand

BATTLE AXE

battle axes are inherently cool. having a weapon of this size just brings you unimaginable feelings of power. however, you can't spin them very well. they are just too big. 3/10

TOMAHAWK

the classic tomahawk. just wieldy enough to drive into the skulls of your enemies. you can feel very cool while spinning these. plus you can also throw them in a spin? how cool is that? 9/10

SWORD

the classic fantasy weapon. inherently great by design. but, the handle's size is just too small to accomodate any spinning. 5/10

CANE SWORD

you just can't go wrong with hidden cane swords. not only can they be used for surprise attacks, but you feel like the coolest motherfucker on the planet just for using these, let alone spinning them. 10/10

FLINTLOCK PISTOL

these barely fit the fantasy prescription, but spinning a pistol in your hand is just so fucking cool. points are taken for self-injury/embarassment risk, however. 7/10

SPEAR

spears feel great to spin. however, the length is so long that it makes times where you hit the ground and embarass yourself all too often. 4/10

BOW

string gets in the way. 0/10

STAFF

the spinning weapon. spinning a staff is inherent with using it. and you look cool as all hell. 11/10

[tredlocity]

imagine the whole “actor gets too method to play the joker” thing but applied to literally any other villain character

[tredlocity]

“Doug Lawrence spent years running a terrible fast food restaurant while married to a computer, but his performance was excellent.”

[heronlikesstuff]

"People don't really know this, but, in order to play the perfect Nostalgia Critic, Doug Walker would watch Nostalgia Critic reviews and start acting like the character nonstop, because of the fear of 'losing the touch he had with the character.'"

[koney-scanlines]

“maGnEt TV” by nam juNE paiK, 1965 modiFiEd b&w teLeviSion WitH MaGNeT 38¾" × 19¼" × 24½ iNcHEs / 98,4cM × 48,9cM × 62,2CM WHitNeY mUseUM oF aMeriCAN arT

[heronlikesstuff]

why do you mock the magnet

[tredlocity]

Halloween PSA:

Remember to check your kid’s bags for copies of Son of the Mask (2005) on Bluray.

I don’t wanna freak people out but there have been reports of houses giving out copies of Son of the Mask (2005) on trick or treat, so be careful!

Happy Halloween!

[heronlikesstuff]

what sort of sicko would do such a thing

[heronlikesstuff]

untitled goose game is the antithesis to undertale

undertale makes you feel compassion for nonreal characters and tries really hard to get you to befriend them

untitled goose game makes you ditch any sort of compassion and be the biggest thorn on the side since the pea in the trillion matresses

[frawgs]

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

[heronlikesstuff]

that’s pretty fucked man

[heronlikesstuff]

oh wait, you mean "with" in the sense of "together"

[frawgs]

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

[heronlikesstuff]

that's pretty fucked man

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

[egberts]

op naming the second scientist

[heronlikesstuff]

tumblr user egberts when making a second post underneath the original post

[unusualrussia]

[heronlikesstuff]

dystopian futures from movies are closer and closer and i hate it

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[heronlikesstuff]

a person who doesn't have tastebuds and was rejected by both establishments

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