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#「 ╳ STUCK INSIDE A STATUE ┆ OOC 」

*shows up years later*

#「 ╳ STUCK INSIDE A STATUE ┆ OOC 」

i’m so sorry honestly hmu for discord if you want ot stay in touch but i’ve been Not Good for a while and ye

#「 ╳ STUCK INSIDE A STATUE ┆ OOC 」

ten-thousand-leaves

Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.

- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.

- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.

- The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.

- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.

- Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.

- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.

- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.

- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.

#「 ╳ STUCK INSIDE A STATUE ┆ OOC 」#// true

thoughtsfromaheart

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while.

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

#「 ╳ SATELLITE THAT SITS IN FRAME ┆ MUN 」

@vacillatus 💖 for a starter !