Do you even Blog?

Sup. I'm Jay! 30, NB, and out here being a professional mental health office goblin. Welcome to my personal blog. This blog usually post things about my writing, anime or game interests, and selfies. A hella amount of selfies and gay. Party on.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

[rihkamakoru]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I'm taking away all phrases that contain "old man" and "fuck" until this website can figure out what an old man actually is.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

That's not an old man, he's 45.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

Request for clarification: what if he's 55?

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Hugh Jackman is not an old man.

[fruitdragon]

55 gets the senior discount where I'm from

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

You can fuck a 55 year old old man but only where this user is from

[larchraven]

its 55 on the dennys menu i looked today specifically because of this post fyi

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Assigned fuckable old man by Denny's

[entryn17]

the "thing" bonnie is referring to here is siffrin fake smiling by default. i drew siffrin with RBF some time ago but now i think they'd have a problem Not dishing out a ^_^ at everything, at least for the first several weeks after they're out. they don't even realize they're doing it most of the time

[susiephone]

what was your first webcomic

ms paint adventures (homestuck / jailbreak / problem sleuth)

order of the stick

xkcd

eerie cuties / magick chicks / dangerously chloe (shared universe)

looking for group

questionable content

lackadaisy

hark! a vagrant

penny arcade

cyanide and happiness

other (tell me in the tags!)

i don't read webcomics

Voting ended onSep 11, 2024

Note: I'm a 1997 baby, so obviously my choices are largely influenced by what was popular when I was in school - and what was popular with my friend group.

[twistcmyk]

friends

[zurin]

realest mod

[radbrott]

[rylandsgrace]

I mean.....

[deranged-joculatrix]

And then the search function doesn't work

[geckosquid]

AND THEN THE SEACH FUNCTION DOESN’T WORK

[outerspacekake]

"I am the library of Alexandria that never burns" screams @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lmao on it

[cy-lindric]

I've just been made aware of this post and the fact my tweet on twitter about tags on Tumblr has breached containment back onto Tumblr is the funniest shit

[lovedisarms-deactivated20250422]

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[realshinjiikari]

This post shot me in the chest twice

[were--ralph]

[maribwil]

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

[maribwil]

this is more important to me than the birth of my first son. I feel like adam touching the fingertip of god

[kilrosk]

[moofahdrome]

[sandmandaddy69]

[official-lucifers-child]

[tworobocops]

i’m lmfao at this shit

[sluttypatrickstar]

also, jokes aside. someone read the sample for this, and, um... balleraggot...

no WAY does this book include a man walking in on a straight-almost kiss and proceeding to drop a version of the f slur.

[lynati]

"chemommy" ...........

[welcvm]