Over Caffeinated & Under Stimulated

Commissions currently: OPEN -- yall, I was born in the 90's, you can pry my age out of my cold, blowpen stained hands. I'm here to indulge in my newest obsessions that have got me in a complete chokehold.

[herptile-dysfunction]

~Commissions - OPEN~

Y'all, I haven't figured out how to make fancy posts from my phone, but I do know how to do art, and recent expenses are leaving me down in the dumps, mentally. So I'm out here hawking my wares for your viewing pleasure.

As always, info below the cut!

I'm still offering pet portraits and now including dnd/OC character art.

Pet Portraits:

These are primarily recreations of a photo you provide, with reference to supplemental photos for coloration/further detail.

Generally they take about 6 hrs, and I charge $85

The last photo, due to all the fine coat details took me a whopping 17hrs, and would likely start at $200, but could potentially come down based on time.

But you get the satisfaction of knowing that all of my art is 100% digitally hand painted, with zero AI.

DnD/OC Character Portraits:

$15 - simple flat colored head shot, minimal shading

$30 - full body color

$75 - full body + scenery/background

I'm able to take payments through PayPal and Venmo, and my Dm's are open for any questions :D

[wolfythewitch]

This is said with so much love; How the frick can you give so much emotion to a damn rock???

I love those rocks

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[combeauferre]

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[kitty]

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

[sketchupnfries]

I saw a comment on one of my sketches if Mark Watney's survival lectures/tips would be on the Hail Mary's ship laptops. I also felt like drawing a lil sketch about Ryland essentially just eating microwave burritos for days.

[brystellix]

Okay I need to share this-- PHM fans, do me a favor and listen to Noah's Days by Stealing Sheep. It is THE Project Hail Mary theme song (at least to me but... come onn. It fits SO WELL and it makes me want to curl up and cry like jfiwjfifak) Lyrics below.

Don't dive in 'cause we aren't meant to

Befriend you

Gone right in and we'll start our engines

Come join in

I've got oars, you've got paws to row you

You lie to

Get on our way to find another place to drain out

This raincloud

Oh no, we sailed too far from home

Oh no, yo-ho, we sailed too far from home

Don't cave in to the lights, they're shining

They're blinding

Calling you to the sea, so pretty

Don't leave me

I've got yours, you've got mine, two old songs

To die to

Get on our way to find another place to drain out

This raincloud

Oh no, we sailed too far from home (far from home, so far from home)

Oh no, yo-ho, we sailed too far from home (far from home, so far from home)

Oh no, yo-ho, we sailed too far from home (far from home, so far from home)

Run to the hills, but you haven't got any

All gone, they're all gone

Run to the tree-tops, they're on the bed on the sea

The sea

Run to the hills, but you haven't got any

All gone, they're all gone

Run to the tree-tops, they're on the bed on the sea

The sea

Run to the hills, but you haven't got any

All gone, they're all gone

Run to the tree-tops, they're on the bed on the sea

The sea

[herptile-dysfunction]

I raise you Run Away To Mars, which I also think is THE bloodymary theme, but works well for either of them on its own.

[aexphr]

i will not be explaining myself HAPPY IRON LUNG RELEASE DAY

[hanniballecterkinnie]

the angsty concept of simon finding logs of a man in the past trying to stop the planets and stars from disappearing… but failing….

[ozempicofficial]

[beemovieerotica]

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[lemonrock]

happy 10 years portal 2 🎂🎉

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.