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Junkrat: VARIOUS RASHES!
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Lucio: Now if we band together, we combine all of our strengths, our smarts, our… whatever Junkrat has!
Junkrat: VARIOUS RASHES!
Car salesman: How do you like it? Isn’t the color red so cool?
Genji: Yeah, it’ll camouflage the color of blood.
Car salesman: I-it’s a hybrid and very silent.
Genji: Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
Tracer: "What happens if you put a werewolf up on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Winston: He will explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Tracer: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
*Blackwatch and Overwatch teams are huddled together in a big ceremony room*
Announcer: And the Nobel Prize for advances in both medical and scientific community goes toooo…
Moira: *crosses fingers*
Announcer: To Angela Ziegler! For her advances in nanotechnology!
*Overwatch group cheers*
Moira: …
Gabriel: Ugh, don’t sweat it doc, its just some lousy awar-
Moira: PUMP THE NERVE GAAAS!
Submitted by general-muldoon65th
Sombra: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby?
Sombra: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Sombra: Also I want to softhack his circuits.
Reaper: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
We Russians have no proverbs. We have vodka and misery.
Zarya (via incorrect-overwatch-quotations)
Sombra: Synchronized sinning.
Moira: Why do we use the phrase ‘organized crime’ when this was always a possibility?
Reaper: Why did I hire you two.
Submitted by zalazzle
Winston: I don't think Zarya's technically a god.
Mei: Well, you haven't been near her arms.
McCree: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Genji: Yes you were. You were flirting with Hanzo.
McCree: So what? He’s my husband.
Genji: You asked him if he was single.
Genji: And then cried when he said he wasn’t.
Submitted by heartbleed
Hanzo: I would rather die than help you.
Reaper: Oh, don’t be boring. Everybody who says that dies.
Submitted by keakjoinunroq3giudsoni
When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..
*Mercy activates Valkyrie*
Mercy: i’ve got good news, you see there’s no need to wonder where your god is, cause she’s right here!
Mercy:*whispering* and she’s fresh out of mercy
Reaper:*weeping fearfully*
Submitted by i-max95
Soldier 76: That sounds highly offensive.
Reaper: Does it, white man?
Submitted by greyjetii
Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”
how could you forget the best and most romantic one of all
What killed men for us when we were kids…
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Amelie: What’re you doing, Gabe?
Gabriel: Just enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.
Amelie: Is that whiskey?
Gabriel: Of course it’s not whiskey.
Gabriel: It’s brandy. What do you take me for, a sailor?
Submitted by murdermaestro