A Heros Duty

This blog is for myself and my little girls. Both of which mean the absolute world to me. I lost one but she is finding her way back home. True it hurts what happened but I will always strive to take care of them. That's my Heros Duty.

[hersuperhero]

Lucio: Now if we band together, we combine all of our strengths, our smarts, our… whatever Junkrat has!

Junkrat: VARIOUS RASHES!

[hersuperhero]

Car salesman: How do you like it? Isn’t the color red so cool?

Genji: Yeah, it’ll camouflage the color of blood.

Car salesman: I-it’s a hybrid and very silent.

Genji: Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.

[hersuperhero]

Tracer: "What happens if you put a werewolf up on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Winston: He will explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Tracer: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

[hersuperhero]

*Blackwatch and Overwatch teams are huddled together in a big ceremony room*

Announcer: And the Nobel Prize for advances in both medical and scientific community goes toooo…

Moira: *crosses fingers*

Announcer: To Angela Ziegler! For her advances in nanotechnology!

*Overwatch group cheers*

Moira: …

Gabriel: Ugh, don’t sweat it doc, its just some lousy awar-

Moira: PUMP THE NERVE GAAAS!

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[hersuperhero]

Sombra: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby?

Sombra: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Sombra: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Reaper: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

We Russians have no proverbs. We have vodka and misery.

Zarya (via incorrect-overwatch-quotations)

[hersuperhero]

Sombra: Synchronized sinning.

Moira: Why do we use the phrase ‘organized crime’ when this was always a possibility?

Reaper: Why did I hire you two.

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[hersuperhero]

Winston: I don't think Zarya's technically a god.

Mei: Well, you haven't been near her arms.

[hersuperhero]

McCree: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Genji: Yes you were. You were flirting with Hanzo.

McCree: So what? He’s my husband.

Genji: You asked him if he was single.

Genji: And then cried when he said he wasn’t.

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[hersuperhero]

Hanzo: I would rather die than help you.

Reaper: Oh, don’t be boring. Everybody who says that dies.

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[amalishope]

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

[herotherpapi]

[hersuperhero]

*Mercy activates Valkyrie*

Mercy: i’ve got good news, you see there’s no need to wonder where your god is, cause she’s right here!

Mercy:*whispering* and she’s fresh out of mercy

Reaper:*weeping fearfully*

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[hersuperhero]

Soldier 76: That sounds highly offensive.

Reaper: Does it, white man?

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[megahra]

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

[susiephone]

how could you forget the best and most romantic one of all

[totalfanfreak]

What killed men for us when we were kids…

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[hersuperhero]

Amelie: What’re you doing, Gabe?

Gabriel: Just enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

Amelie: Is that whiskey?

Gabriel: Of course it’s not whiskey.

Gabriel: It’s brandy. What do you take me for, a sailor?

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