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"hello? Is there a Dr. Zed here? I've been stabbed and Lulu told me that I should go see a Dr. Zed" - roman

H. Jack: Oh, a wannabe prince. You're looking for Zed, eh? Lemme see if he's not busy

ZED!!!

Dr. Zed: Yes, Jack?

H. Jack: a wannabe prince got stabbed and needs your help

Dr. Zed: Ah, well I'll see what I can do

*Dr. Zed was covered in blood as usual*

Okay, there's no need to tear down my self esteem, I already do that enough as it is

Dr. Zed: Oh no, it's nothing personal. That's just how he is.

H. Jack: yep~

Dr. Zed: Anyways. Please follow me

*Dr. Zed said before guiding Roman to a room. The floor was also tainted in blood*

There sure is alot of blood...

Dr. Zed: Ah, don't mind that.

*There was a bloody hospital bed in front of them now*

Sit.

...Okay

*Roman sits down on the bloody hospital bed*

...sooooo, will this hurt? And um, did someone die on this bed?

Dr. Zed: It will hurt, and yes. But that is not important.

You have nothing to fear. It's just an arm injury.

It'll need a few stitches though.

:D

Okay, ima ignore the fact someone died on this bed, and don't worry, I've had worse injuries.

Dr. Zed: Very well.

Although I do hope you can handle stitches.

*He said as he did just that: getting his tools and stitching up the wound*

*Roman winces, but stays still as he let's Dr. Zed stitch up his wound*

Sooo, I need to know, are Lulu's parents really a half-demon man and mermaid? And was she really raised by wolves?

Dr. Zed: ...what?

*Now he just looked VERY confused*

"hello? Is there a Dr. Zed here? I've been stabbed and Lulu told me that I should go see a Dr. Zed" - roman

H. Jack: Oh, a wannabe prince. You're looking for Zed, eh? Lemme see if he's not busy

ZED!!!

Dr. Zed: Yes, Jack?

H. Jack: a wannabe prince got stabbed and needs your help

Dr. Zed: Ah, well I'll see what I can do

*Dr. Zed was covered in blood as usual*

Okay, there's no need to tear down my self esteem, I already do that enough as it is

Dr. Zed: Oh no, it's nothing personal. That's just how he is.

H. Jack: yep~

Dr. Zed: Anyways. Please follow me

*Dr. Zed said before guiding Roman to a room. The floor was also tainted in blood*

There sure is alot of blood...

Dr. Zed: Ah, don't mind that.

*There was a bloody hospital bed in front of them now*

Sit.

...Okay

*Roman sits down on the bloody hospital bed*

...sooooo, will this hurt? And um, did someone die on this bed?

Dr. Zed: It will hurt, and yes. But that is not important.

You have nothing to fear. It's just an arm injury.

It'll need a few stitches though.

:D

Okay, ima ignore the fact someone died on this bed, and don't worry, I've had worse injuries.

Dr. Zed: Very well.

Although I do hope you can handle stitches.

*He said as he did just that: getting his tools and stitching up the wound*

"hello? Is there a Dr. Zed here? I've been stabbed and Lulu told me that I should go see a Dr. Zed" - roman

H. Jack: Oh, a wannabe prince. You're looking for Zed, eh? Lemme see if he's not busy

ZED!!!

Dr. Zed: Yes, Jack?

H. Jack: a wannabe prince got stabbed and needs your help

Dr. Zed: Ah, well I'll see what I can do

*Dr. Zed was covered in blood as usual*

Okay, there's no need to tear down my self esteem, I already do that enough as it is

Dr. Zed: Oh no, it's nothing personal. That's just how he is.

H. Jack: yep~

Dr. Zed: Anyways. Please follow me

*Dr. Zed said before guiding Roman to a room. The floor was also tainted in blood*

There sure is alot of blood...

Dr. Zed: Ah, don't mind that.

*There was a bloody hospital bed in front of them now*

Sit.

...Okay

*Roman sits down on the bloody hospital bed*

...sooooo, will this hurt? And um, did someone die on this bed?

Dr. Zed: It will hurt, and yes. But that is not important.

You have nothing to fear. It's just an arm injury.

It'll need a few stitches though.

"hello? Is there a Dr. Zed here? I've been stabbed and Lulu told me that I should go see a Dr. Zed" - roman

H. Jack: Oh, a wannabe prince. You're looking for Zed, eh? Lemme see if he's not busy

ZED!!!

Dr. Zed: Yes, Jack?

H. Jack: a wannabe prince got stabbed and needs your help

Dr. Zed: Ah, well I'll see what I can do

*Dr. Zed was covered in blood as usual*

Okay, there's no need to tear down my self esteem, I already do that enough as it is

Dr. Zed: Oh no, it's nothing personal. That's just how he is.

H. Jack: yep~

Dr. Zed: Anyways. Please follow me

*Dr. Zed said before guiding Roman to a room. The floor was also tainted in blood*

There sure is alot of blood...

Dr. Zed: Ah, don't mind that.

*There was a bloody hospital bed in front of them now*

Sit.

"hello? Is there a Dr. Zed here? I've been stabbed and Lulu told me that I should go see a Dr. Zed" - roman

H. Jack: Oh, a wannabe prince. You're looking for Zed, eh? Lemme see if he's not busy

ZED!!!

Dr. Zed: Yes, Jack?

H. Jack: a wannabe prince got stabbed and needs your help

Dr. Zed: Ah, well I'll see what I can do

*Dr. Zed was covered in blood as usual*

Okay, there's no need to tear down my self esteem, I already do that enough as it is

Dr. Zed: Oh no, it's nothing personal. That's just how he is.

H. Jack: yep~

Dr. Zed: Anyways. Please follow me

*Dr. Zed said before guiding Roman to a room. The floor was also tainted in blood*

"hello? Is there a Dr. Zed here? I've been stabbed and Lulu told me that I should go see a Dr. Zed" - roman

H. Jack: Oh, a wannabe prince. You're looking for Zed, eh? Lemme see if he's not busy

ZED!!!

Dr. Zed: Yes, Jack?

H. Jack: a wannabe prince got stabbed and needs your help

Dr. Zed: Ah, well I'll see what I can do

*Dr. Zed was covered in blood as usual*

Sorry about Angel

Don't mention that name again.

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

Cool, probably not as cool as one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use. Wait, imagine a king sized bunk bed where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use and, while you can use a ladder to get to the top bunk, you can also get down using a slide. A king sized bunk bed with a slide

...That sounds amazing, holy shit-

I know, right? And then you can put as many stuffed animals and pillows as you want cause it's a king sized bed

Oh my God, yes. I could put mini Jack on it!

Excuse me, mini jack?

Yep!

*He got on the bed and searched on his blankets until he found a plushie version of himself*

Tada!

... Okay, that's actually pretty adorable

Oh, I know. I'm a cutie.

Is there a mini zed? That would also be adorable

Oh there sure is, but Zed has it.

Awwwww, mini zed! I need to see that

... Hey, random question, but is it weird to feel guilty for stuff that was out of your control?

Oh you'll love it.

And I've never experienced that, but I guess that it should be normal to some people. How so?

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

Cool, probably not as cool as one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use. Wait, imagine a king sized bunk bed where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use and, while you can use a ladder to get to the top bunk, you can also get down using a slide. A king sized bunk bed with a slide

...That sounds amazing, holy shit-

I know, right? And then you can put as many stuffed animals and pillows as you want cause it's a king sized bed

Oh my God, yes. I could put mini Jack on it!

Excuse me, mini jack?

Yep!

*He got on the bed and searched on his blankets until he found a plushie version of himself*

Tada!

... Okay, that's actually pretty adorable

Oh, I know. I'm a cutie.

Is there a mini zed? That would also be adorable

Oh there sure is, but Zed has it.

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

Cool, probably not as cool as one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use. Wait, imagine a king sized bunk bed where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use and, while you can use a ladder to get to the top bunk, you can also get down using a slide. A king sized bunk bed with a slide

...That sounds amazing, holy shit-

I know, right? And then you can put as many stuffed animals and pillows as you want cause it's a king sized bed

Oh my God, yes. I could put mini Jack on it!

Excuse me, mini jack?

Yep!

*He got on the bed and searched on his blankets until he found a plushie version of himself*

Tada!

... Okay, that's actually pretty adorable

Oh, I know. I'm a cutie.

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

Cool, probably not as cool as one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use. Wait, imagine a king sized bunk bed where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use and, while you can use a ladder to get to the top bunk, you can also get down using a slide. A king sized bunk bed with a slide

...That sounds amazing, holy shit-

I know, right? And then you can put as many stuffed animals and pillows as you want cause it's a king sized bed

Oh my God, yes. I could put mini Jack on it!

Excuse me, mini jack?

Yep!

*He got on the bed and searched on his blankets until he found a plushie version of himself*

Tada!

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

Cool, probably not as cool as one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use. Wait, imagine a king sized bunk bed where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use and, while you can use a ladder to get to the top bunk, you can also get down using a slide. A king sized bunk bed with a slide

...That sounds amazing, holy shit-

I know, right? And then you can put as many stuffed animals and pillows as you want cause it's a king sized bed

Oh my God, yes. I could put mini Jack on it!

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

Cool, probably not as cool as one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use. Wait, imagine a king sized bunk bed where the bottom bunk is a desk that you can use and, while you can use a ladder to get to the top bunk, you can also get down using a slide. A king sized bunk bed with a slide

...That sounds amazing, holy shit-

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

I am not all surprised that you sleep in a king sized bed

*Lulu sits on his bed*

I mean, duh. A proper bed for a proper king. *He said before he walked over and sat beside Lulu* And you'll have the honor to sleep on it.

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah

Really? Huh...well, you already woke me up so why the hell not. Come in. *He opened the door more for Lulu to come in*

Thanks

*Lulu enters the Jack's bedroom and glances around*

*The room was only lit up by a fancy looking lamp on Jack's night stand. The room was pretty big, containing shelves with different types of trophies and objects, and other shelves had books. Beside the shelves, there was a mahogany work desk. And across the desk, it laid Jack's king sized bed. Typical.*

*Lulu knocks on Jack's bedroom door very late at night*

*Jack yawned as he groaned in annoyance and got up. He decided this time to put on boxers when he got up, since he sleeps with no clothes on. He didn't want to risk it being someone he doesn't want them seeing him like that. He grumbled before he opened the door*

Lulu? The hell is happening, it's the middle of the night.

I...I had a nightmare and I kinda thought that maybe I could sleep with you? It's okay if you say no! I just....yeah