Galactic Phan

You could fall for me if you have expectations lower than Dan Howell's jeans xoxo

[nowyoukno]

[sarenraegalpaladin]

oh man i can imagine the screaming fits

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[roseskjes]

People I don't like on Twitter doritophan galacticphan videogamehowell flickershowell they're so rude to dan! :// it's not fair on my precious sweetie piepie

unfollow them then, its not hard 

[hesterlowell-blog]

'Sweetie piepie' lmao ok

[rvhalsey]

dan is 24 not 12 he hardly cares if you call him a rat omg tumblr phadom get over yourself lmao

[pika-dean]

phansthething it’s official,, you and me are fighting smolchloe irl (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[hesterlowell-blog]

This isn't threatening me at all haha

[pika-dean]

i give up

[hesterlowell-blog]

I LOVE MY FANS

[phansthething]

(a little mad at the twitter phandom allow me to rant)

Why the FUCK is dan always called “rat” and other things? and people praise phil and put him on some kind of “youtuber pedestal”?? the phandom is fucking shit sometimes

for example (keep in mind i’ve blocked of the worst people)

compared to phil

so. dont even try me with this “it’s a joke” bullshit because guess what, It’s NOT  A JOKE to be rude to people… fuck off

[phansthething]

What the actual FUCK. I logged onto twitter and I found THIS. Dear Lord. 

Thoughts go out to dan wtf is this bullshit.

(why is it towards the tumblr phandom wtf)

[phansthething]

can i just have a moment of silence please for what happened when i called that girl out. (was i in the wrong, yes)

[hesterlowell-blog]

When you call me a gender specific nickname when I'm not a dude?? Yes you're in the wrong. Stop indirecting and grow up. It's a bit of fun. If Dan was offended, then he'd say so. And has he?? NAAH. The fact that you think he'd be offended by this just shows you really don't know him at all. The fact Dan gets those comments is because he ISNT offended by them. Phil probably would be, and therefore he does not get them comments. You can't just assume everyone takes comments in the same way, we all see things differently and there's different ways of showing affection. Dans, obviously, being more sarcastic. Get over it.

[phansthething]

(a little mad at the twitter phandom allow me to rant)

Why the FUCK is dan always called “rat” and other things? and people praise phil and put him on some kind of “youtuber pedestal”?? the phandom is fucking shit sometimes

for example (keep in mind i’ve blocked of the worst people)

compared to phil

so. dont even try me with this “it’s a joke” bullshit because guess what, It’s NOT  A JOKE to be rude to people… fuck off

[hesterlowell-blog]

But here's the thing Dan finds it bloody hilarious See in this video: (https://youtu.be/ZTZYX36VyU0) Dan even says himself that he has a unique relationship with his fans, and that saying stuff like that could seem affectionate Basically if you don't like it, stay in your little perfect world of tumblr with no sarcasm and don't bother bringing us down when he even calls himself 'trash' anyway.

[phansthething]

(a little mad at the twitter phandom allow me to rant)

Why the FUCK is dan always called “rat” and other things? and people praise phil and put him on some kind of “youtuber pedestal”?? the phandom is fucking shit sometimes

for example (keep in mind i’ve blocked of the worst people)

compared to phil

so. dont even try me with this “it’s a joke” bullshit because guess what, It’s NOT  A JOKE to be rude to people… fuck off

[hesterlowell-blog]

But he is a rat?

[common-cafe]

[pleatedjeans]

[lunar-episkey-deactivated201609]

xsleepyknees-bonyeyesx

[aieon]

[unconsciousearth]

NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.

this is one of the prettiest things i’ve ever seen

[abseunt-deactivated20160913]

awh look at Sri Lanka too omg

[peachnaked]

Gorg

[hydroxen-deactivated20180104]

This is beautiful

[atane-deactivated20200604]

White girl nearly dies from eating ‘spicy’ Doritos.

[mariannadominicana-deactivated2]

Oh my god

[hamartiology]

weak bitch deserved it

[onlyblackgirl]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[anowlofthenight]

Aah tumblr. Such a wonderful site.

So, after doing some research into this I found out a few things.

The chips pictured above are Doritos new Roulette bag. They’re filled with mostly Nacho Cheese flavored chips and a couple ultra-spicy chips. Now, the ultra-spicy chips are coated with flavoring that measures 78,000 on the Scoville Heat Scale. For comparison, the Jalapeño pepper only measures 1000-4000 on it.

The girl pictured above is Beth, a 14 year old girl who has asthma. After eating the chip she began to struggle to breathe and feared she could die if it lead to a full-blown asthma attack. Then just a week later she had a asthma attack at school which she believes was linked to her eating the chip. 

“I couldn’t stop crying. It was the worst attack I’ve ever had. It was terrifying.” - Beth

It’s sad to see a post with so many people laughing at a girl with breathing problems who legitimately thought she might die.

I usually wouldn’t do a long debunking type post like this, but my brother has asthma so seeing this pissed me off on a whole other level.

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

Seriously people she nearly fucking died

[arbokalypse-deactivated20150925]

And you can’t get past the fact that she’s white. I’ll bet you ANYTHING if the word “lesbian” was in the title y'all would be researching Doritos conspiracies instead of laughing smh.

[bumblr-tea-deactivated20150804]

*drinks a gallon of water* 

Cereal parties are the best type of parties.

thnk u v muCH darling ;v;

Bonus (bec./ I realized halfway through this it wasn’t exactly what you described but I hope you still like it :A;) :

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[nocturnic]

These people, Republicans no less are fucked up.

[pro-choice-and-pro-voice-deacti]

So pregnant people are comparable to fridges now? Jfc.

[jackpowerx]

Last I checked, people weren’t forced to keep milk in their fridge if they decided they didn’t want milk any more.

[bigbitchgetsfit]

These people are terrifying

[catandbear-savetheworld]

With the taste of your lips I’m on a ride.

Specifically a ferris wheel.

[abouticeland]

Reykjavik, Iceland