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// MDNI // tyler // she/he/they // queer // 24 // in remission for 1 year <3 //

[akashicrecord]

oh your school had square pizza and chocolate milk for lunch? well mine had shitty cum nuggets

[akashicrecord]

you got to have field day? well my physics teacher beat my brother to death

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[keeperartwork]

Congrats to the Lord of Screens!

[melonjce]

HAPPY TENNASWEEP TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[cogbreath]

he was actually right about this btw

[depsidase]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[depsidase]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[lesbiannieism]

everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn