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Hetalia Main 8 as my Favorite Memes Rn
Allies
America
China
England
France
Russia
AXIS
Germany
Italy
Japan
Hetahero Russia in a nutshell
So, Romano is a villain in this AU?
Yes, I am a villain. I became one because of a couple reasons...
Heroes now are treated like perfect celebrities that can do no wrong and it's about time they see the truth.
And to answer your other question, I can manipulate and grow nearby fires. The drawback is that I have to have a fuel source and I can't create fire, I just control it.
*Ivan waking up* Hm? What time is it?
*looks at the clock* Oh no I'm late-
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Sonic Boom/Alfred: Aha it seems you've finally arrived Mean Green, what took you so long?
Mean Green/Ivan: *Jumps down* Ah yes evil villain monologue blah blah. I have thing to do so make this quick, da?
Sonic Boom/Alfred: Is that a challenge because as a hero I *goes on rant about friendship and heroism like an anime protagonist*
Mean Green/Ivan: *facepalm* Is he always like this?
Umbra/Matthew: He's only this extra during work I swear...
Canada about to transform: Alright I'm going ghost
*America dying in the background since it was his idea*
Drawing I did of out of costume Ivan. His masterpost explaining his backstory will hopefully come soon (click for better resolution)
A few days ago I learned about the Golden Cavalry of St George and I’m still laughing about it. So I knew Britain doled out subsidies to its European allies since the 18th century but I didn’t know our boi did it so often as to warrant a name being given to it.
The Golden Cavalry of St George is called so because of the British gold coins that bore the image of England’s patron Saint - St George, and were often used to make these payments.
Particularly during the Napoleonic Wars, Britain compensated for its small land army by supplying its allies with cash to continue the fight against France. The same happened during the War of the Austrian Succession and the Seven Years’ War and I bet it started driving Francis crazy at some point.
I feel like back in 2011
Okay, but listen--
A gakuen au game concept where the newly orphaned itabros are new students in a local, cheap school, except that when they signed up for that school, they didn’t know that the school is a school full of delinquents (sorta like in the beelzebub anime if you know what i mean), and now they have to survive the school year trying not to get involved with the delinquency within the school.
Ft.
Lovino who always gets chased and baggered by Antonio to join his gang
Feliciano who has the bad luck to be in the same science group as big buff guy Ludwig and scary Kiku, and
Marcello (Seborga) who has to deal with the yapping of wannabe number one Peter Kirkland and deal with the kid trying to recruit him into his own gang.
What if the itabro’s(or at least Lovino) used to be delinquent’s themselves?
… *sips coffee* uwu
Still thinking about this AU, but I have now decided that the school has ranking of the strongest students, and the top five are:
Arthur
Antonio
Ivan
Yao
Matthias
And these five lead their own gangs and contend for the top spot almost every week. Lovino, who has beeen asked by Antonio to join his gang every single time, somehow gets stuck in fights betweent hese five every so often.
F for him u_u
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
In Finland on the other hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
I feel called out.
hetalia college AU headcanons
North Italy/Feliciano Vargas:
Fine Arts
Considered joining his brother Lovino in culinary arts, but wanted to try something outside of the Vargas family restaurant business, so here he is now
Feliciano’s favourite thing to draw is people, so his sketchbook is usually filled with drawings of his friends, family, and the occasional cat
Likes watching conspiracy videos on Youtube before bed, but scares himself to the point where he has to camp with Ludwig for the night
His Spotify playlist for when he’s working on coursework ranges from Monteverdi to songs from the Veggietales soundtrack
He’s usually really chatty, but is radio silent whenever he falls sick (which is pretty often, his immune system is terrible), and it’s unnerving as hell
Tells his professors that he’s ‘resting his eyes’ a lot to cover up for the fact that he can’t stay awake in class
Somehow, he’s friends with everyone on campus
Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt:
Mechanical Engineering, because he’s a nerd like that
Ludwig’s notes are a work of art. He meticulously colour codes and binds all his material, and often receives offers to buy his notes during exam periods
Tends to forget to eat, so he eats a lot whenever he has the time to. His roommate Feliciano’s usually kind enough to share, his brother Gilbert not so much
President of the Student Council, and uses his Council privilege to get away with bringing his dogs into his dorm room
People call him a square - he’s a rigid, straight-edge rule follower to a t, but football season is when Ludwig is really in his element. That’s when he and Gilbert bust out the jerseys, beer, and go absolutely ham in front of the TV
Secretly wants to quit Council to join the football team
Japan/Kiku Honda:
Kiku deliberated between Digital Animation and the more ‘traditional’ route of engineering before deciding that if he was going to suffer for three years he was going to suffer doing something he liked
He only has the motivation to study at night, so he games all day and mugs all night. He lives off a diet of Red Bull and cup noodles
Roomies with Alfred. The both of them throw the sickest gaming parties every Friday night, just so that they can trash their guests at Super Smash Bros
Has a whole bunch of anime keychains and pins hanging off his bag that probably weigh more than the actual contents of his bag. Kiku’s cousin Yao’s hair got caught in it once and it took a lot of screaming before they managed to pull him free
Somehow manages to maintain that 4.0 GPA with that shitty sleep schedule/diet of his? How does he do it
America/Alfred F Jones:
ASTROPHYSICS ALL THE WAY BABY!
Al really loves his course but he also really loves putting work off until the last minute. You can usually spot him camping outside the printing room trying to print an essay minutes before submission time, but it doesn’t matter because he usually gets by with a B anyway
Overloads the fuck on extra-curriculars and clubs, so he’s quite well known around campus. He’s in the football team, track team, is Vice-President of the Student Council, and President of the anime club
He’s the poster boy of the school. College website? Alfred. College pamphlets? Alfred. Anti-smoking advisory that’s hung up in every godforsaken toilet in college? Alfred. What can he do? He’s just too damn handsome.
The biggest Halloween fucker on campus. He shows up to class every Halloween without fail in the exact same Captain America costume as last year’s
England/Arthur Kirkland:
Literature with Creative Writing
Tends to come off as snobby, but is actually really nice when you get to know him better. He’ll show up to your dorm armed with a kettle and a box of teabags if you need a study buddy or just someone to talk to
He’s also a terrible chef. The student dorms have had 6 fire scares in the past term, and they’re all Arthur related incidents
Talks big about only reading fine literature but writes fanfiction in his dorm room every night. It’s a secret he’ll take to his grave, especially since TheSlytherinGentleman is one of the biggest Harry Potter fanfiction accounts on AO3 right now
His room smells like tea and regret, because he opted for a four person dorm and now he’s living with Francis, Antonio and Gilbert for the next two years
Argues that his half brother Alfred’s GPA is higher than his because “Literary arts is subjective”
France/Francis Bonnefoy:
Film student
Francis’s favourite past time is renting out old movies and watching it on the library’s old VCR. Netflix just doesn’t have that same a e s t h e t i c
Among the four of them in the same dorm, he is the only one with a skincare routine and a 10pm bedtime
The mom friend of the house. He’s the one to call for hangover remedies (Antonio), or if something gets broken (Gilbert), or if something’s on fire (Arthur)
Resident heartthrob. Receives the most amount of chocolates and gifts every Valentine’s Day, and is always happy to share
Francis, Gilbert and Antonio have a “bully Arthur day” every year to commemorate the day Arthur moved in with them. It’s Francis’ favourite day of the year (apart from Christmas)
Goes all out on decorations for Christmas. The whole dorm is like a palace once he’s done with it
China/Yao Wang:
Business student, though everyone says he should’ve taken culinary instead (jokes on them, he’s starting his own restaurant empire after college)
Yao’s stuffed toys take up 80% of his bed space
Irregular sleeper, and wakes up at really odd hours of the night. There’s nothing to do until daybreak and it’s hard to fall back asleep, so he just wanders aimlessly around his dorm and scares the living hell out of Ivan from time to time
Listens to music at max volume. Likes to start his day with aggressive death metal in order to help himself stay awake for morning classes
He destresses by cooking. There’s always tupperware boxes of fried rice/egg noodles stacked in the dorm kitchens during exam season
Always has backache. He claims that the chairs in the lecture halls suck, but his kid brother Leon tells him that he’s just an old man with back problems
Russia/Ivan Braginsky:
Medical student, but doesn’t look like it
Ivan keeps really gross photos in his phone to help him reference back to the stuff he’s learning in class, and it tends to scare unsuspecting friends
Has so many stories from his time as a hospital intern. It grosses people out, that’s why he loves to tell them
“Did I tell you about the time I had to help sew a man’s fingers back one by one after his hand was crushed by a steamroller”
Likes the sun, but doesn’t really like sports. He’s the medic for a bunch of sports teams, and he likes to sit and watch the games
There’s also never a week that goes by where Alfred doesn’t get hurt. Seriously, can that Jones kid chill?
Roomies with Yao. They’re the most functional room in the entire campus. No noise complaints, no dirty dishes, no undone laundry, and they PRIDE themselves on it
Canada: *Getting ready for his first mission* "How did you get your villain name?"
Russia: "Oh no I didn't choose it, Lovino did. If I did I wouldn't have chosen something as stupid as 'Mean Green'".
Romano: *In the other room* "I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW"
The dynamic duo Sonic Boom and Umbra in action protecting our streets from crime!
HERO REPORT:
Name/Age: Alfred Jones/19
Hero Name: Sonic Boom
Powers: Yells at up to 150 decibels to injure or even pop eardrums
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