russia’s crazy wife

official russia simp & sh!tposting blog 👰🏼‍♀️requests: closed🌻 <3 pls read my pinned post before requesting! 🖤

[slut4russia]

hello 💕 i kinda just wanted to start this idk my life is kind of boring 😹

anyways,, send me hcs, requests, thirst posts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), reactions

pls request up to 5 characters 😔 my fried little brain can’t handle more than that

⚠️DO NOT SEND ME NSFW FOR MINORS IT IS 18+ ONLY ⚠️

pls i’m so bored with life

✨i might do match ups in the future but sometimes they get embarrassing bc ppl try to be shipped with their fav so we’ll see✨

anyways pls send me some rq! i do fluff, nsfw, angst, crack, and stuff sort of drug related (??) only weed tho don’t send stuff ab coke or heroin lol

i don’t do requests ab ships bc,,, im just not into that idk 🧍🏼‍♀️

<3 hope you all enjoy <3

[slut4russia]

i forgot i get notifs when people use my gifs, this one has been popping off recently

[slut4russia]

the way i spent the last hour trying to download a hetalia otome just for it to use only male pronouns……….. bitch it’s MISS not MISTER, at least give me the option or be neutral damn 😭

[slut4russia]

imagined the craziest Lovino fic last night,, i might just have to write it 😩 it was dealer Lovi x runner me, it was soooo good in my imagination and i hope i can convey it in words LOL

[slut4russia]

absolutely insane tiktok fyp pull this morning

[remi-roni]

say hi to him now

[qquoodle]

i kept seeing this trend on tiktok and i HAD to do it (the interactive doesnt work for tumblr but ive turned it into a gif for you fellas hehe)

[cheekypandaz]

[zayatshh]

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[grape-vanta]

canada’s actually the favorite son nobody tell him though

[aurvain]

I would like to share my process soon-I have a video & I’m thinking about posting it here only. I’m just thinking about it ^_^

p.s. i’m still reading my inbox messages regarding the au!! it’s all very helpful!!

[hetalia-club]

You’re sentenced to life in prison for a murder you didn’t commit with a lot of evidence stacked against you and your lawyer is your birth month. Are they getting you off the hook?

(ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡⁱᵗʸ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ ⁱ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵃˢ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʳⁱᵉˢ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᵒᵏ ᵉᵃˢⁱˡʸ)

Leave your results in the tags.

I’m September and I will accept my fate. 

[slut4russia]

I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE 😭😭🙏

[slut4russia]

i see there is a resurgence of Hetalia rn so i’m here to remind u all that Ivan and I are about to have our 13 year marriage anniversary 😻❤️‍🩹

[slut4russia]

u guys i’m being so fr when i say i’m writing again, within the next couple of days i’m going to post actual writing, perhaps even answer the stuff sitting in my inbox :’p (sorry it’s been 3 years)

anyways, if there are any specific characters y’all want me to write about, please let me know by either reblogging this w a tag of their name or sending an ask :3

[slut4russia]

ouuuu i hate being cursed with making things up in my head and not being able to get them down on paper

[slut4russia]

i understand the leon kennedy obsession now i understand all i did was say “oh yeah he’s kinda cute” and now i’ve been sucked in, i can’t stop thinking about him, i can’t stop consuming content of him, i’m beginning to live and breathe leon kennedy, i fear there may be something mentally unwell with me because i CRIED the other day about him, GENUINE STUDIO GHIBLI VOLUPTUOUS FATTY TEARS . he’s in my dreams every night, in my thoughts every waking moment, bitch i’m DYING. I need him to love me. i need him biblically. 2 weeks ago i just thought he was cute but now…….. i fear i’m slipping into madness.

[slut4russia]

winning the idgaf war today (folding my laundry by my own accord)