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Home of anything and everything related to 2p Hetalia. We do asks, scenarios, imagines and reactions. We also roleplay on occasion. Requests are open, but please read the rules before asking or submitting anything. If you need something tagged, feel free to drop an ask.

[hetalia-2p-central]

Flavio, I question your taste in fashion. It seems almost too, what's the word, over-the-top. Now, flamboyant can be amazing, look at Alexander McQueen's AW17 Menswear collection, which I absolutely adore, but it has to be done with taste and dignity, and some subtlety even.

"If it isn't camp, it isn't fashion. Get with the times, anon! The fact that you're grey and bland isn't an excuse to not be fashion forward."

[hetalia-2p-central]

I'm taller than Russia, fight me bitch. Fight me. All of you. * Puts on meme lord shades and opens coat full of illegal memes. * Bitch.

Viktor spreads his arms, opening his coat as he does and revealing that it’s full of pictures of none other than Hatsune Miku. Her face is plastered to every piece of fabric covering the inside of it; he’s even gone so far as to duct-tape her to the inside of his sleeves. It is in this moment, looking down at the collection of Mikus adorning his body, that Viktor finds himself thinking that he might have a slight problem. “Well, shit. No fight today. I must get rid of the evidence.” 

[hetalia-2p-central]

who considers marching band a sport and who doesn't? OR who was the band/color gaurd geek? please and thank

Splitting this into three categories!

Who considers marching band a sport: Oliver, James, Lutz

Neutral: Kuro, Viktor, Francoise, Gilen

Who doesn’t: Allen, Xiao, Luciano

[hetalia-2p-central]

Would it be possible to see the 2ps as cats?

Indeed, anon. I'm going to be making two, possibly three, separate posts for this; and one or two of them might even have a drawn response instead of gifs, if I can get my art program to stop crashing.

[hetalia-2p-central]

I notice that TØP reference 😏😉

((😉😉😉))

[memesandmore]

send me 💋 for a gif or picture showing how my muse would kiss yours

[hetalia-2p-central]

2p's reaction to their crush being a noticeably shorter (ex: a foot shorter than them)

((I hope you don’t mind love, but I’m only doing the allies on this one for right now. 💗))

Allen would love the height difference. He would no doubt start poking fun at first meeting, finding it incredibly funny to watch their face flush as they fluster at his words.

James would love the height difference, not for the innumerable amount of jokes that could be told, but for how cute he would find them to be. If he and his crush ever entered into a serious relationship, his instincts would go into overdrive and he would be hellbent on trying to keep them safe.

Because he himself is quite short compared to others, Oliver would appreciate the height difference. He would be thankful that for once, he wouldn’t have to look up to be able to look somebody that he liked in the eye. And if a relationship ever formed, he would love being able to be the big spoon for once in his life.

To Xiao, the height difference wouldn't necessarily matter one way or another. They could be a giant compared to him and he would not care one bit. But because having a crush on someone quite a bit shorter than him would at times call for a cuteness overload, and perhaps a very flustered Xiao, it would probably be cause for some hilarious moments at meetings.

Oh lord, don’t even get me started on Viktor. He’s a tall man, so he’s used to people being shorter than him. But when it comes to the people he crushes on, he can’t contain himself. He would find them to be one of, if not the cutest thing he’d ever laid eyes on and would fluster easily at every little thing they said or did.

Francoise would be a little calmer about it than the others, but would still find them to be immensely adorable. Like James, he would be more protective of them out of pure instinct. And if anyone so much as looked at them the wrong way, he would wait until his crush wasn’t around and make them answer to a very angry Frenchman. He would also be more apt to call them by some of the cuter terms of endearment in his native language, his favorite being “Mon biquet” which translates to “My lamb.”

[hetalia-2p-central]

I need a hug... -hugs Ollie mah boi- -gently caresses his cheek-

He smiles and wraps his arms around you in a tight, loving embrace. "Is something the matter, poppet?"

[hetalia-2p-central]

how would the 2p allies (and Canada) react to their 1p! flirting with their s/o?

Allen would be pissed. Yeah, sure, Alfred didn’t get that much attention from any gender, but still. That was his s/o and he was sure as hell not going to sit around and let him try to steal them away! He would march over to where his love and his 1p were standing and chatting, and scoop his s/o up into his arms, glaring harshly at Alfred for a split second before walking away with a grin on his face.

Francois would be more than angry. He would be fuming. He himself was a major flirt, but he would never flirt with anyone else’s significant other. And even if he did, he sure as hell wouldn’t do it while he was in a committed relationship; something that he hadn’t had in quite a long time. He would storm over to the two, stopping for a moment to chastise his 1p in alarmingly loud, clearly angry French, before grabbing his significant other by the hand and practically dragging them away.

Oliver would be a little less-than-happy. In fact, he wouldn’t be happy at all. Arthur had never been much of a flirt, so why now, of all times, did he decide to become one. And why with somebody that he knew was in a healthy, committed relationship.He would quickly come to the conclusion that his 1p was just trying to spite him. And that conclusion was not one that he was happy with. Boy, would Arthur get an earful later.. And perhaps some cupcakes, he thought to himself. He grinned wildly at the thought, but quickly composed himself, straightening his clothes and putting on a happy face for the time being. He walked over to the two without the usual spring in his step, greeting the pair with a dsmile. His presence alone was enough to make Arthur uneasy. He could practically feel the tension. Good, he thought. He picked his s/o up bridle-style, sending a wink in Arthur’s direction as he strode away.

Viktor was angry, but refused to let it show. He walked over to where his love and 1p were standing, immediately taking note of the look on Ivan’s face. To his significant other, it probably looked like the usual kind, innocent smile. But to him, it was a look of a pure mischief. He knew what he was doing, and it was all just to piss him off; even more of a reason to not let his anger show through. He would gently take his love’s hand in his own and bring it to his lips, peppering a few quick kisses on their knuckles. All the while staring into the eyes of his pissed-off 1p, no longer caring about his own anger, but rather about continuing to anger Ivan until his eventual departure in a fit of rage. It would take a little longer than originally expected, but he would leave. And then Viktor would carry his significant other off to who knows where.

Xiao, being who he is, would wait until after his counterpart finished flirting with his s/o to say anything. He would walk up to Yao and ask him what his problem was and why he was flirting with his significant other. No matter the answer, he wouldn’t be happy with it and would make a mental note to get revenge later. Knowing that his s/o was waiting, after Yao gave an answer he would leave to return to them.

James would laugh seeing Matthew’s attempts at flirting with them, finding it to be rather cute. He would wait it out, letting Matt have his fun and thoroughly enjoying seeing him get flustered when they flirted back. After the two were done, he would take his s/o back to his house to relax and talk about what all was said during the events prior.

[cookies-hetaoni]

HetaOni (Cookie’s Version) Download Link

  !!! WARNING !!!

Some pictures contain blood/light injuries, strong colors and death/corpses. Some scenes contain flashing (only once or twice) and shaking screens. Nothing too extreme, but it never hurts to let you know.

Original HetaOni © Tomoyoshi 

Ao Oni © Noprops

Hetalia © Hidekazu Himaruya

NOTE: The original HetaOni game does NOT have an ending. This one does, and was 100% created by me. I haven’t played any fan versions besides PianoDream’s years ago so I apologize if anyone’s done something similar to my ending before. I tried my best to be original and to not be influenced by any other thing besides the original game and hetalia as a whole.

Download Instructions

All you need to do is click on this LINK, download the file and play the game!! You don’t need to download anything else. If by any chance you find any problem, contact me as soon as possible and I will do whatever’s within my reach to help you out. Unfortunately, this game is not compatible with Mac/Android but there are some programs you can use to make them run in your operational system. 

Please DO NOT redestribute/reupload this game. If you want to share, send them the link to this post. There will always be someone who won’t read/respect the rules, so by sending them the link to the original post will help me keep things in order.

Troubleshooting & Bug reports

I’ve tested it countless times and fixed all bugs I could encounter. If by any chance you find one, contact me about it, go back to your last save and do not repeat the same route (unless it’s to show me what kind of problem you found). Whatever bug you may find, it shouldn’t affect the course of events, so all you need to do is follow the flow of the game. Characters often tell you what you should do, and if you forget, you can always check your items/interact with objects. Either way, I’ll be always here to help you out so don’t be afraid to send me an ask!!

Credits

All credits can be found inside the game folder, as well as will be shown at the end of the game and briefly mentioned in the introduction [please don’t skip it!!]

I did the best I could to protect all game data. The art I used is 100% original and done by me, and I give you permission to use it for personal, non-commercial purposes as long as you credit me and don’t claim it as yours. There are audio files I had to buy/use with permission, so PLEASE DO NOT RIP OFF THE AUDIO, BY ANY MEANS. I couldn’t find a way to safely encrypt the audio folder, so it’s open to the public. You can find ALL of the songs on youtube, I included the names of the songs/artists in the credits. If you enjoy the songs, please support the artists by purchasing their music. It’s not expensive, and totally worth it.

I hope, from the bottom of my heart, that you enjoy this game as much as I’ve enjoyed working on it. This is my first game ever, and probably my biggest contribution to the Hetalia fandom. Thank you so much for all your support, and have fun!!)

[cookies-hetaoni]

(adm: Some more instructions:

-> To play, you need to Extract the file to your desktop [or whichever folder you want] with WinRAR or 7-Zip. Both are free, so don’t worry!

-> You can play in full screen by pressing F1 or by right-clicking the game bar [where it says “HetaOni” on the top] and choosing the full screen option.

-> Save in different save files. If you encounter a bug you cannot get past, contact me and I will help you out, no matter what went wrong! You are not a bother, it really doesn’t take me long to fix it at all and I’ll be more than happy to help you out!

-> Most of the bugs have already been reported to me. I will still make a post with all of the bugs encountered, and I WILL fix them in a new update. Please only inform me of a glitch if you can’t get past it no matter what!!

-> Yes, you CAN do Let’s Plays! If you’re interested in watching, there already are some people who’re making their own, like LeanneVlogzGamez, Itachu Gaming, Noizy Bunny (completed!), Iggy Alben, PinkElephantsInParis and ShippyPrincess! I will make a tag featuring everyone who makes a Let’s Play of my game later! I only ask you to tell me you’re going to do it so I can watch you, too! :D

-> Same goes for art! You are allowed to do as much art as you want! I’ll reblog and comment, be it on deviantART, tumblr or anywhere, really! Just please tag me/link me to it so I can appreciate your art!)

[hetalia-2p-central]

Am I the only one who thinks that 2p Canada x 1p America is the cutest thing????? I probably am rip me ;-;

Yoooo, I can assure you, you’re not the only one. I think that 2p!Canada x 1p!America is absolutely friggin’ adorable!

[hetalia-2p-central]

🐻 🐝 ⭕

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

Indeed, I do. Probably more than someone my age would typically own, but honestly, who cares - they’re comfy as hell and I can make a nest out of ‘em.

🐝- Favorite season?

Autumn, without a doubt.

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

This is… Kind of a hard question, surprisingly. Can I pick two? ‘Cause I’m torn between Eevee and Raikou

-Admin O 🍁

[hetalia-2p-central]

Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!

🎂- When's your birthday?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

🐶- Favorite animal?

🔶- Favorite color(s)?

🎥- Favorite movie?

📺- Favorite TV show?

🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?

🍔- Favorite food?

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?

🍭- Favorite candy?

🍸- Do you drink?

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?

⚽️- Do you like any sports?

🎮- Favorite video game(s)?

⛪️- Are you religious?

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?

🎈- Share a childhood memory!

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

🖌- Are you artsy?

❤️- How would you describe yourself?

💛- How do other people describe you?

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

🐝- Favorite season?

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

[hetalia-2p-central]

I literally have NO idea what the last ask was about,but if it was about the MMD "I spend 8 hours marinating these blooming 12 pounds chicken",then I will stab someone with a fork

Nah, it wasn’t about that--no need to stab anyone with a fork lmao 😂😂 It was about this post right here. 

[hetalia-2p-central]

@lord-faygo He is, but that doesn’t mean that he cannot cook non-vegan foods, he just doesn’t eat them himself. In fact, he’s quite proficient at cooking, well, pretty much everything. He’s a culinary master, thanks to Oliver, who introduced him to kitchen-work at an early age. And while he IS a stubborn ass at times, I also headcanon that those he’s close to are his weakness, and if they asked him, he’d cook damn near anything if it’d make them happy.

[hetalia-2p-central]

Hello boys! >//<

Luciano: “Salve…”

Lutz: “Hallo, mein Freund”

Kuro: “こんばんは”

Flavio: “Ciao!”

Gilen:  “Guten Abend”

[zandazepanda]

[hetalia-2p-central]

Flavio:

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new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer