I have to ask, because i've been thinking about it for a while. What would 2P Russia be like as a yandere? Could he even ever be one like ever?
This can be interesting... Also I know I said I was iffy about 'family' yanderes before but it fits in this context.
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2P Russia Yandere Headcanons
Platonic:
🪆 He's harmless to others you care about, just extremely protective and overly annoying with making second guess yourself all the time.
🪆 Annoying older brother vibes, he treats you like you're family and not someone he'd simply built a bond with to the point where he can't imagine you not being in his life. He'll call you his sibling too to anyone who asks.
🪆 Will tell you straight away if he doesn't like your friends and suggests you stop seeing them. He's a little pissed if you say no, but it depends on how much he dislikes the people you spend your time with whether he does more than intentionally intimidates them everytime you turn your head away from him.
🪆 Plans your life for you intentionally like a parent living vicariously through you, but it's more of a 'you'll make enough money to be comfortable for life with this job which means you need to college for this long and-'. He's legit trying to parentify himself.
🪆 If he can't find you, he calls your friends, and he's good at disecting the tone in which a lot of people use when they're lying so they better be a good actor if they want to slip past him.
🪆 He tries to be close to your family only out of necessity of making sure you never forgets your bond with him. He's family, and you family is his family by default. (He would learn to love your family regardlessly since he's not going anywhere. His protection over you would transfer to them as well.)
🪆 "Sometimes I feel as if you're the only person that understands why I'm doing this." "Kinda hard not to since you won't leave me alone." He'll smile with that, knowing at this point you know you're stuck with him and won't resist his protection and familial love.
🪆 He's going to be the one putting up security systems for your home where he can check up on you and alert the police if someone tries to break in. It's smart, and you probably wouldn't think too much about it. It's enough to keep both of you calm.
🪆 He's also the one to clean up any issues you have or debts you owe. He'll find you better doctors under you insurance, a better job, make sure your rent/loans are paid. When he said you're family he meant it, he will help take care of you.
🪆 He doesn't have the capacity to laugh when you do something stupid to hurt yourself, it's always a screaming impulse in his brain to 'FIX IT!'. He can scold you later.
Romantic:
🪆 Possessive and protective once you're actually in a relationship together. Any other time he's an unintentional third wheel scaring your potential love interests with his inimidating stature.
🪆 He's pretty blunt about his intentions most of the time, he just leaves out some bits of information like how he was going to be tailing you on your dates with other people to see if they're actually worthy. (They aren't but he can't say that to you. He can only watch you fall head over heels for another red flag.)
🪆 People who are 'too friendly' with you are seen as a rival (unlike with his non-yandere self) and he may snap at them due to his discomforts. If you snap back at him, it makes things ten times worse and you're getting dragged home.
🪆 He has dozens of notes written about what you like and hate for his own reference during conversation. He doesn't do much with this information, he just likes having it because it feels like a piece of you.
🪆 Wants to be close to your friends and family even if they dislike him right off the bat or if he finds them utterly annoying to deal with. Your circle should be his, he doesn't want left in the dark.
🪆 Always remembers what you tell him via a voice recorder. You'd be horrified to hear how much of your voice he's actually recorded.
🪆 He'd build your dream home in a heartbeat if you asked him to even as a joke. He'll want input on everything though and it could be a years long project of his. It'll be a bit chaotic only to you.
🪆 When someone hurts you, he's scarily calm. He'll take care of you first unless it's still an ongoing thing, which in that case he just nuetralizes the threat first. Then he's back you cleaning you up. Depending on how you were hurt, he may end up getting you a therapist before you go looking for one on your own.
🪆 Pushes hard for you to live with him so he can just take care of you. He doesn't like the distance even if you're a block away.
🪆 Sometimes he just wants to lock you in his home so you can't see anyone but him, but then he'd have consequences he doesn't want to deal with. He likes having your affection a little bit too much to go that far.
I don’t know if this is true, but funfact that Ivan canonically did the “Brezhnev kiss” to his friends - which is a three steps combo of greeting kiss back in Soviet days: one on the left, one on the right, and one on the lips. It used to drive Ludwig insane… It was the most random fun fact I’ve ever known.
Anyway, it makes me wonder does Viktor does it too or maybe he wants to, but he doesn’t want to ruin his reputation.
Base Yandere 2p Russia Headcanons: His Precious Moonflower (Hetalia/2p Hetalia)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another chapter, and this one is with 2p Russia and him being yandere for you, the Gender Neutral Reader! I hope you all enjoy this chapter here!]
(Disclaimer: The 2p Countries are Fanon and not Canon, so the artwork I will use in the Video Version of this will be of 1p Russia, but it is 2p Russia, his counterpart! I cannot and will not use stolen artwork of the fan art of 2p Russia! His personality is inspired by the Fanon Community, and these are my headcanons if he were yandere!
Disclaimer: 2p Russia does not represent the people of Russia, the show Hetalia and this content are fiction, and not everyone in Russia are like the 1p Russia or 2p Russia in the Hetalia fandom! Thank you!
Disclaimer: 2p Russia is a bad person, but he is not yandere in the main fanon, and he is not a canon character! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it, you know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere 2p Russia X Gender Neutral Reader From The Fanon of The Hetalia Fandom-
.2p Russia or Viktor is a man who is very cold and uncaring; he does not love anyone and does not want friends. Unlike his 1p, Ivan, he does not want to have friends or others to care about.
.He is like a giant ice-cold mountain, cold and ruthless to all of those around him.
.So when he met you and developed feelings for you, at first, he hated it; he was not weak and could not love. So why did he have these damn feelings for someone like you?
.He could not understand what it was about you that made him feel such things!
.It angered him, and it angered him more that you made him feel warm and content; these are all new feelings that he does not like, and he does not want.
.But he does slowly start to get used to the warm feelings that you give him, and he doesn't want this new feeling to stop.
.He knows that you are the cause of this feeling so he would want and would in fact keep you by his side so he can continue to have these wonderfu feeling~
.He is extremely possessive of you because you are the cause of these good feelings that he has, and so you must belong to him because you make him feel good.
.He would not let you out of his sight and would most likely kidnap you and keep you locked in his home, only allowed to see him.
.He is very controlling of everything that involves you, from what you can wear, what you can eat, and even what you can do, where you can go, and who you can see!
.He is a yandere who has to have complete control over you, and he will not settle for anything else.
.You are precious to him, and he does not and would not share what is precious to him.
.He would not want anyone else to be able to look upon you because you are the most important person to him, and he would want to hoard you and keep you all to himself.
.He is not going to take the risk of someone else seeing your stunning looks and how amazing you are, and then them getting the idea that they want to have you and will try to steal you away from him.
.No, he would not take any risks with anyone stealing you from him, and if they tried, they would be beaten to death with his shovel, and then the spade of the shovel would cut off their head. Putting the severed head on a pike out of his home to warn others off.
.So it is safe to say that rivals would not stand a chance, and would never be able to steal you away from him.
.As said before, they would be beaten to death and then have their heads severed as a warning to others who come to try and steal you away from him.
.The message is clear: they try to steal Viktor's darling, and they will pay with their lives.
.It does not matter if you were a Russian citizen or not; if you were in his motherland, you would never be able to leave, and if he met you in another country, you would be kidnapped and brought to Mother Russia, where you are kept prisoner.
.Your fate is sealed either way when Viktor falls into obsessive love with you; you are his, and he is never letting you leave him.
.You are his treasure, his darling, and his moonflower, and he is never going to let you leave him.
.When he does confess his love to you, it is already after you have been kidnapped, and you might not have even said more than a few words to this man and personification.
.He has been a yandere who had stalked you for years, and he has learned everything he can about you, so that he can make you his.
.If you knew him very well or not at all, it did not matter because he knows everything about you, and seeks to keep you and protect you.
.He would confess his love to you while you are chained to his, now both of your guys' bed.
.If you accept his love, probably because you could tell he was indeed crazy and are trying to save yourself, then you can expect him to make you his right then and there.
.He, of course, would be able to tell if you are lying, but at least you are not flat-out telling him no; it means you can learn to love him and already know your place.
.But, if you are afraid, crazy, or confident enough to reject his love, may it be that you do know him, but don't love him, or that you have no idea who he is and are afraid, he would respond more so neutrally.
.He is aware you are most likely afraid of him, so he is not going to hurt you, yet, but he will make it clear to you that you will one day love him, as there is no other option for you.
.He will be the only other person you see, and he will make you the personification of his capital, Moscow.
.This way, you are tied to him for the rest of time, and he can keep you, and no one would be able to take you away from him legally.
.Of course, if you keep rejecting him over and over, you would be testing his patience.
.Yes, he can be a very patient yandere and can wait for you to love him, but every man has their limit, and when you finally push him past that, that is when he will take what he wants from you and make you love him.
.The best thing for you is to try and learn to love him, and then he will cherish you and love you always, giving you whatever you desire, as long as you stay his and his alone, his precious little moonflower~
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]
2P! Hetalia doodles... Errmm, I gotta do the rest of the cast now (I keep procrastinating 😭) I also did the traditional stuff in class instead of paying attention whoops
